28 April 2021

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT...

I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...
Health Canada threw out 8,839,942 pandemic items such as masks and gloves prior to Canada's outbreak of COVID-19, the department admitted yesterday.
This included over five million N95 masks, 2.4 million surgical masks, a million medical gloves, and 3010 surgical gowns.
The items were thrown away to save on $900,000 on leasing for the warehouses the items they were stored in.
IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE HIPSTER:
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will be speaking virtually at a concert with guests such as Selena Gomez and Jennifer Lopez, according to The Canadian Press.