13 March 2021

PO-TAY-TO PO-TAH-TO

From the folks who brought you, "BABIES IN CAGES"...
The Biden administration is facing what it admits is an "overwhelming" number of migrants at the southern border while scrambling to construct new facilities to hold child migrants -- but it is doggedly refusing to describe the situation as a "crisis."
"It doesn’t matter what you call it. It is an enormous challenge," White House press secretary Jen Psaki said on Thursday, before saying:
"We don’t feel the need to, you know, play games with what it’s called."
YOU DON'T SAY IT, IT'S NOT REAL:
"We continue to struggle with the number of individuals in our custody, especially in a pandemic," Acting CBP Commissioner Troy Miller said this week.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE:
"Cartels Give Biden Another 'Human Trafficker Of The Month' Award"