19 March 2021

LEADER OF THE FREE WHATCHAMACALLIT

Only a matter of time before he's found pantless in the Rose Garden...insert alt text here
"President Biden misspoke in a speech Thursday offering updates on an update on vaccination progress in the U.S., referring to his vice president as 'President Harris'."

NOT HIS FIRST TRIP AROUND THE HORN:

In December he mistakenly referred to Harris as "President-Elect."
It's not like any of this is a secret...insert alt text here
"Everyone in Washington knows every time Kamala Harris shakes the hand of Joe Biden, she’s checking his pulse."
AT LEAST FOREIGN AFFAIRS IS GOING SMOOTHLY:
"White House press secretary Jen Psaki said President Biden does not regret calling Russian President Vladimir Putin 'a killer'.
"When asked about Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman, Psaki said, "I don’t think I need to add more killer names today."
VOLDEMORT!
“When you were talking a moment ago about diplomatic negotiations between the United States and Mexico, you said, crisis on the border,'” on reporter noted.
Challenges on the border,” Psaki clarified.