BUILDINGS COLLAPSE AND SURGICAL PATIENTS START DYING...

OBVIOUSLY, THE SOLUTION IS TO START DUMBING SHIT DOWN...

-- "The universities of Oxford and Cambridge are among those preparing to lower test standards in a bid to help improve the grades of ethnic minorities and poorer students in a major DEI initiative. Cambridge said that it would specifically seek to 'improve outcomes' for Black and Bangladeshi heritage students." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #01/2025

COULTER'S LAW?

-- "A man in his 20s is dead after being wounded in an incident at Bloor Street West and Madison Avenue in The Annex overnight. Police believe three suspects were involved in the incident, but no descriptions were released and officers did not indicate what type of weapon was used to inflict the man’s injuries." --

Nothing to see here... just go about your business, peons! 

Nota bene... if the guy's dead, it's not 'a wounding.' 

In Scarborough that's called 'Saturday'...

-- "Police are looking for six suspects following a stabbing in Scarborough’s Malvern neighbourhood Saturday night." --

IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHING ELSE HAS WORKED IN THE LAST 80 YEARS

-- "Trump has built his political career around being unapologetically pro-Israel. On his larger vision for Gaza, Trump said he had call earlier in the day with King Abdullah II of Jordan and would speak Sunday with President Abdel Fattah el-Sissi of Egypt." --

That sure sounds like a solution to me...

-- “'You’re talking about probably a million and a half people, and we just clean out that whole thing and say, you know, it’s over.’” --

It's not like you can trust Hamas to keep their word anyway.

I'M SO OLD... I REMEMBER PRE-KIDNAPPING ONTARIO...

-- "Police are looking for six outstanding suspects following a stabbing in Scarborough’s Malvern neighbourhood Saturday night. No descriptions were released." --

And...

-- "Four people, 38-year-old Ryan Mars, 38-year-old Ashley Newman, 32-year-old Daniel Boonstra and 34-year-old Bronson Ritchie have been charged after a man who was allegedly kidnapped and assaulted was found tied up inside a plastic box in Orillia." --

PICK A LANE...

-- "According to the officials, the 1,800 MK-84 bombs were held in US storage and will be placed on a ship bound for Israel within the coming days. The weapons shipment had been frozen by then-US President Joe Biden." --

WHILE JUSTIN CHASES LEGAL, REGISTERED GUN OWNERS...

-- "Hassan Ali, a Toronto rapper who goes by the stage name ‘Top5,’ has been arrested in connection with a firearm investigation, Toronto police say. Police also arrested Yasin Ali, 29, on firearm-related charges." --

Top5, Top5... that sounds so familiar. 

Figured it out yet, folks?  While politicians go after the most law-abiding people in Canada... the 'undocumented firearms community' runs amok. 

Here's a truth-bomb for you...

-- "Concealed-carry permit holders are the most law-abiding demographic among Americans, a new report by the Crime Prevention Research Center says." --

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN CANADA WASN'T A JOKE...

-- "Humphreys said he had expected about seven players on Wednesday, but only two unhoused men turned up." --

ON A ROLL...

-- "The Senate on Saturday voted to confirm South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, making her the fourth of President Donald Trump’s nominees to win approval from the chamber." --

JUST WAITING FOR THE NEXT ISIS MCCRAZYFACE...

-- "A teenager is fighting for his life in Germany after being brutally stabbed multiple times by a Syrian gang in Schwerte, North Rhine-Westphalia, on Thursday evening. The suspects, all Syrian nationals, reportedly grinned as they were arrested by armed police. The incident comes two days after a multiple fatal stabbing in the Bavarian city of Aschaffenburg by a failed Afghan asylum seeker." --

NO 'SECOND CHANCES' FOR THE DEAD...

-- "Walker is the 43rd cop killer paroled since 2017 when the rules governing how the 17-member state parole board weighs a prisoner’s release were revised, in part because of lobbying by left-wing reformers. The board gives more weight to an inmate’s age and record while in prison — and less to the savagery of the crime they committed, the source said." --

A NEW DAY IS INDEED COMING...

-- "The final vote came down to the wire: three Republicans opposed, making for a 50 to 50 vote. Vice President JD Vance was needed to break the tie in the upper chamber, putting the final tally at 51-50. All Democrats opposed the confirmation." --

And...

-- "The nomination of Gov. Kristi Noem to be the next Homeland Security Secretary defeated a key hurdle in the confirmation process on Friday night, advancing to a final vote later this weekend." --

And the train is already rolling...

-- "Newly confirmed Secretary of State Marco Rubio hit the ground running, initiating President Trump's 'America First' agenda by announcing a 90-day pause on almost all US foreign aid spending." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "New York City Police are seeking support after 53-year-old taxi driver Michael Shelonchik was beaten and robbed of his Star of David necklace in Coney Island Tuesday evening and was later pronounced dead at Maimonides Medical Center." --

DEAR LIBERAL LIARS... WHY ARE WE PRETENDING THIS MONEY WILL EVER BE PAID BACK?

-- "Canada Post says that while the funding will help it 'maintain its solvency and continue operating,' the loan will not solve its structural issues. It says it has incurred significant annual losses since 2018 'fuelled by rapid changes in the postal and parcel delivery sectors, high labour costs and legacy regulatory measures.'" --

Let's get a second opinion...

-- "In what may well be the last independent and objective assessment of Trudeau government spending before it becomes a part of history, Parliamentary Budget Officer Yves Giroux has eviscerated the Liberals’ fall economic statement delivered last month." --

NOT THE TORONTO I REMEMBER AS A YOUNG MAN...

-- "Twins Lenneil Shaw and Shakiyl Shaw who were initially convicted of first-degree murder in the shooting death of Jarryl Hagley, 17, at a Toronto restaurant in 2016 have pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of manslaughter, but, with credit for time served, both are now free. Both men had been out on bail after winning an appeal that ordered a new trial last February." --

Speaking of the 'undocumented firearms' community...

-- "Durham Regional Police are searching for a man who shot at a business at Hopkins Street and Nichol Avenue in Whitby on Wednesday night." --

And...

-- "Two suspects are wanted after shooting at 'industrial units' at Denison Street and Don Park Road in Markham early Friday morning." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:

-- "Reminds me of a story I heard from my Toronto ALS Medic buddy. He's at Sunnybrook Hospital Trauma Unit after serving up yet another bullet-riddled gangbanger and a young nurse, obviously not long in the trenches, asks him...  'Where do you take all the white people who get shot?'" --

MAYBE TRUMP COULD SEND HER TO GUANTANAMO...

-- "The FBI said Friday that it arrested Washington state woman Teresa Youngblut, 21, in the fatal shooting of Border Patrol Agent David Maland in Vermont earlier this week.  Authorities later found a ballistic helmet, night-vision goggles, respirators, two-way radios and ammunition in the car." --

Sadly... capital punishment in the state of Vermont ended in 1972.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE...

-- "Trump is cleaning house, and with Kash Patel as the presumptive head of the FBI, that department is no exception." --

PROMISES KEPT...

WELL... IT'S A START...

-- "ICE also issued more than 420 detainers — ‘requests ICE be notified when a national is released from custody,’ the report continues. Those nationals were arrested for violent crimes like sexual assault, kidnapping, homicide, battery, and robbery." --

And, the Bee nails it once again.

MEANWHILE BACK IN BLOOD-SOAKED HAMAS-ASSAUGA...

-- "A shooting near Creditview Road and Highway 403 in Mississauga has sent a man to hospital with serious injuries, paramedics say. Nearby St. David of Wales School has been placed under a hold-and-secure order as police investigate at the scene. No information has been released about potential suspects." --

UPDATE:   Just a neighbourhood quarrel...

Police say that they believe the suspect in a Friday morning shooting may be held up inside a home on Beacon Lane in the in Mississauga neighhbourhood." --

FORGET THE ROPE... BRING BACK THE 'COOKING CHAIR'...

-- "Prominent Reform UK party Member of Parliament Rupert Lowe responded to the sentencing of 18-year-old Axel Rudakubana on Thursday to say the killings call for a national debate about the United Kingdom having abolished the death penalty." --

Why would you choose to warehouse this evil fuck on the taxpayer's shilling? 

Some folk are further along than others...

-- "Idaho lawmakers are moving to bolster their newly restored firing squad as the state's primary means of execution with eight current death row inmates and the capital murder trial of student murders suspect Bryan Kohberger approaching." --

I CAN'T IMAGINE HISTORY WILL LOOK UPON THIS 'CRIME AGAINST CHILDREN' VERY KINDLY...

-- "The prevalence increased from about one in 60,000 in 2011 (equating to 192 children and young people nationally) to about one in 1,200 in 2021 (equating to 10,291 nationally) – more than a fiftyfold increase. Researchers found they were on a par with, or even exceeded, levels for children and young people diagnosed with autism or eating disorders – populations known to have high levels of these problems." --

You don't wanna be seen in that bathroom...

-- "Boston University is set to offer a graduate level course that features the topics of  'trans saints' as well as 'gender fluid angels.'  The course, generally named 'Medieval Trans Studies,' earns credit for a Ph.D. in English." --