UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #84/2024

-- "A homicide investigation is underway after a man in his 20s who was found at St. Clair and Lansdowne avenues after an altercation involving no less than five people in Toronto’s Corso Italia neighbourhood early Saturday morning. Police have not released any suspect details or disclosed the cause of death." --

WHAT ELSE CAN SLOW JOE FUCK WITH BEFORE HE LEAVES?

-- "As President Biden's term comes to an end, he is reportedly considering commuting the sentences of most, if not all, of the 40 men on the federal government’s death row to frustrate President-elect Trump's plan to streamline executions as he takes office in January." --

NOT SURE WHY THEY LET A COLONIALIST OPPRESSOR IN THE GANG...

-- "Peel Regional Police have arrested seven people and issued arrest warrants for five more suspects who are part of a Quebec theft ring responsible for stealing more than 100 vehicles in and around Toronto Pearson International Airport." --

SADLY, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY SURPRISED BY YET ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK...

-- "A car plowed into a group of people shopping at a Christmas market in the city of Magdeburg in eastern Germany Friday — two people have died, including a 9 year-old girl, and between 60 and 80 others were injured in what officials are saying was a targeted attack." --

Remember... you get the government you deserve...

-- "Germany's Interior Minister Nancy Faeser said last month there were no concrete signs of a danger to Christmas markets this year, but added it was wise to be vigilant." --

It gets better...

-- "Germany's Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, said 'the news suggests something bad' and that 'his thoughts are with the victims and their families." --

AND, IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE...

-- "The Magdeburg police have cordoned off everything on site because an explosive device is suspected in the perpetrator's vehicle." --

Maybe IT IS TIME to look at 'root causes', Olaf...

-- "The German government passed new security legislation in October in response to a deadly knife attack in the western city of Solingen in August. The suspected Islamist attacker killed three people and injured eight more." --

BREAKING...

-- "Saxony-Anhalt’s interior minister, Tamara Zieschang, told reporters that the suspect is a 50-year-old Saudi doctor who first came to Germany in 2006." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

'MASERATI MARXIST' CLAIMS HE'LL ROLL THE DICE ON GOLD-PLATED PENSION...

YEAH... I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT...

-- "NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh says his party will bring forward a motion of non-confidence to bring down the Trudeau government in the next sitting of the House of Commons." --

Why would you believe anything this guy says?

-- "Remember it took three decades for Singh to condemn Canada's worst terrorist tragedy?" --

UPDATE:   Conservatives call Singh's bluff...

-- "Conservative Party Leader Pierre Poilievre announced that he will submit a letter to the Governor General asking to recall the House for a confidence vote." --

HOW'S THAT 'POST NATIONAL' STATE WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

-- "Five men from Chile, Michael Brandon Fornells Quezada, 27, Jonathan Alexis Gamboa Carrancio, 36, Claudio Andres Valdes Poblete, 39, Ricardo Javier Parada Neirda, 35, and Daniel Arturo Reyes Miranda, 32, have been arrested and charged in a series of alleged residential break-and-enters across Toronto and the Greater Toronto Area. Police anticipate more victims will come forward." --

Meanwhile in other 'Home is not your Castle' news.

SO WHO WAS RUNNING THE COUNTRY FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS?

-- "The White House tried to hide from the public Joe Biden's rapidly diminishing mental condition for his entire presidency, according to a bombshell report.   Biden's team hired a vocal coach, put other officials into roles usually occupied by the president, scrapped meetings on his 'bad days', and kept him at arm's length from his own Cabinet members." --

What the f@ckin' f@ck...

-- "The Ministry of Truth had already existed three years earlier at DHS – they just called it a name that masked what it did. It was called the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, which is a name that puts you half to sleep by the time you’re finished saying it." --

THEY ONLY HAVE TO GET LUCKY ONCE...

-- "Abdullah Ezzeldin Taha Mohamed Hassan, an 18-year-old freshman at George Mason University in Virginia was arrested Tuesday for plotting a mass casualty attack on Israel’s general consulate in New York City, which he described as ‘a goldmine of targets.’ The university has implemented 24/7 campus police patrols amid Hassan’s arrest and upset over anti-Israel student activism." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "Evidence of gunfire was found outside of a Jewish elementary school in Toronto overnight for the third time in the last eight months." --

It could be worse, I suppose.

VULNERABLE POPULATIONS, MY COLONIALIST OPPRESSOR ARSE!

--  "Notably, the Trudeau government relaxed bail conditions with Bill C-75, which emphasized courts and police not imposing bail in an attempt to reduce the 'overrepresentation of vulnerable populations in jail.'" --

And, of course, the hate hoaxes just keep on coming.

KA-CHING!

-- "A lottery win happened yesterday, and it’ll happen tomorrow, too.   Between now and 2026, an estimated $1 trillion will move from Canadian baby boomers to their heirs, mostly millennials. This will be the greatest transfer of generational wealth in Canadian history, with the average inheritance being about $940,000." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #83/2024

-- "Police have identified the victim of an overnight drive-by shooting as Toronto resident Adam Christopher Moncrieffe, 34." --

Not Adam's first rodeo... time travel with me to 2015...

-- "Adam Moncrieffe, 24, and Remone Levy, 20, both of Toronto, were charged with two counts of unauthorized possession of a firearm." --

 And in other 'Toronto' men in the news...

-- "Ahmed Ismail of Toronto, who shot and killed a 16-year-old in Milton in 2020 has been sentenced to life in prison." --

SOME DEATH THREATS ARE MORE SERIOUS THAN OTHERS, I GUESS...

-- "Talking to his partner about shooting a fellow Toronto cop in the head did not constitute a threat or justify reducing Const. Kehui Li’s rank for six months, the Ontario Civilian Police Commission has ruled." --

FORGET ABOUT THE HOMELESS... WE WANNA SEE MORE TAXPAYER-SUBSIDISED TITTIES...

AND I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014...

-- "Cash-strapped and facing possible cancellation, the Toronto Caribbean Carnival says it has secured a funding commitment of $3.5 million over the next two years from the federal government that will 'ensure the sustainability' of the beloved event." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE...

“This is what they are trying to do,” she said. “I see it everywhere, it’s to demoralize and bankrupt you, but I’m here to tell you that they picked on the wrong woman, and we’ll keep fighting.”

THE GUNS JUSTIN FORGOT TO BAN... TORONTO HOMICIDE #83/2024

-- "A man has died following an overnight shooting near Eglinton Avenue and Markham Road in the Scarborough Village area, Toronto police say. Thursday’s slaying would be the 83rd homicide in Toronto this year – a five-year high, according to police data.There is no word so far on possible suspects." --

And there's this. 

Not the Brit-centric Canada I grew up in...

-- "Durham Regional Police Chief Peter Moreira is speaking out after shots were fired outside another home in the region for the second time in as many days." --

Wait... I thought Justin killed black market weed.

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "York Regional Police have issued an arrest warrant for 35-year-old Winston Vernon of Aurora, who is accused of firing gunshots at a home near College Manor Drive and Greig Circle in Newmarket. Vernon was under a firearms prohibition order at the time." --

Ride the rocket... I dare you. 

I double-dawg dare ya!

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "The NYPD’s highest-paid employee, Lt. Quathisha Epps — who shoveled in more than $400,000 last year — filed for retirement this week amid an internal affairs probe into her astronomical overtime, an early exit that will impact her pension and cost her a $12,000-a-year supplement for cops who reach the two-decade mark. The NYPD didn’t return a request for comment." --

DR JORDAN PETERSON WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Nothing about the formal aspects of the return to my office met my university’s policy that states I am supposed to be entitled to 'feel welcome and valued in the workplace'. Instead, I’ve been made by many to feel like I am carrying the plague and am an object to be feared. Would I speak the truth again? Yes. And I am willing to be judged on that." --

Who is Dr. Byram Bridle?

THE BLOODTHIRSTY LUNATIC LEFT...

-- "Twenty-four percent of U.S. voters ages 18-29 answered that Mangione’s cold-blooded killing was somewhat acceptable, and 17 percent said it was completely acceptable." --

In other murder-related news...

-- "Three British citizens, 24-year-old Robert Evans, 47-year-old Robert Busby Evans, and 54-year-old Barry Evans have been charged in connection with the brutal assault that left Owen Sound restaurant owner Sharifur Rahman dead last year." --

HOW ABOUT JUSTICE FOR DEREK CHAUVIN?

And justice for some...

-- "Minneapolis City Council has agreed to pay a $150,000 settlement to Donald Williams, a mixed martial arts fighter who testified against former Officer Derek Chauvin and who says he suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder as a result." --