02 January 2026

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

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-- "York Regional Police are investigating after suspects allegedly 'staged a collision' near Yonge Street and Steeles Avenue in Vaughan before stealing the vehicle they crashed into. No suspect descriptions were provided." --
And...
-- "Toronto Police are investigating reports of gunfire at the Islington Terrace condominium towers at 5, 7, and 9 Mabelle Avenue prompting a significant police presence. Authorities have not released suspect information." -- 
No, silly... of course you don't get to know his name...
-- "A Hamilton man is facing a slate of charges after Ontario Provincial Police say he drove a pickup truck on just three wheels along the QEW on New Year’s Eve. Further investigation revealed the man’s driver’s licence had been suspended for nearly a quarter of a century." --

And there's even more 'professional' journalism

Oshawa... it ain't just bolting bumpers on to pickup trucks anymore...

-- "The suspect, identified by police as 38-year-old Nnamdi Enunwa, was charged with aggravated assault, assault with a weapon, and possessing a weapon to commit a criminal offence." --
Man... I'm so old, I remember Canada.