
-- "York Regional Police are investigating after suspects allegedly 'staged a collision' near Yonge Street and Steeles Avenue in Vaughan before stealing the vehicle they crashed into. No suspect descriptions were provided." --And...
-- "Toronto Police are investigating reports of gunfire at the Islington Terrace condominium towers at 5, 7, and 9 Mabelle Avenue prompting a significant police presence. Authorities have not released suspect information." --
No, silly... of course you don't get to know his name...
-- "A Hamilton man is facing a slate of charges after Ontario Provincial Police say he drove a pickup truck on just three wheels along the QEW on New Year’s Eve. Further investigation revealed the man’s driver’s licence had been suspended for nearly a quarter of a century." --
And there's even more 'professional' journalism.
Oshawa... it ain't just bolting bumpers on to pickup trucks anymore...
-- "The suspect, identified by police as 38-year-old Nnamdi Enunwa, was charged with aggravated assault, assault with a weapon, and possessing a weapon to commit a criminal offence." --Man... I'm so old, I remember Canada.