WHAT THE F@CKIN' FU@CK... ALLEGEDLY?-- "Migrant semi-truck driver Alexis Osmani Gonzalez-Companioni, 27, was arrested and charged with five counts of manslaughter after reportedly falling asleep behind the wheel and plowing into a traffic jam of trucks and cars on a Texas highway on Sunday. Gonzalez-Companioni, a Cuban national, cannot speak English." --Oh, trust me... it gets better.
