-- "The knifeman who killed a 29-year-old German man at the Berlin Kaiserdamm subway station on Saturday has been identified as a 43-year-old Syrian, the public prosecutor’s office said on Sunday. Prosecutors have not disclosed the immigration status of the Syrian attacker." --
-- "All 15 Arizona counties have now begun the process of verifying and removing noncitizens from their voter rolls, including nearly 50,000 registrants who did not provide proof of U.S. citizenship." --
-- "Public executions are a part of Islam, Taliban leader Hibatullah Akhundzada vowed Saturday, days after four men were killed by gunfire as cheering crowds watched on." --
And, no... I'm not kidding about the wedding thing.
Meanwhile... back at the ranch.
-- "Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro and his family were forced to evacuate the Governor’s mansion after an arsonist set it on fire overnight while they were sleeping. The blaze broke out just hours after the Governor posted a picture of his family celebrating the first night of Passover on Saturday." --UPDATE: Arsonist in custody...
-- "Pennsylvania State Police have arrested 38-year-old Cody Balmer of Harrisburg as a suspect in the arson attack at Governor Josh Shapiro's residence." --I'm thinking this dumbstick miscalculated majorly...
-- "Balmer will be charged with attempted murder, terrorism, aggravated arson and aggravated assault against an enumerated person." --
-- "Can't help but wonder if those pardons are actually legit since they were signed with the autopen. Seriously, what is Congress waiting for?" --RELATED: Looks like the FBI stepped on their dicks majorly
-- "Peel Regional Police Insp. Matt Small confirmed a shooting outside a bat at Dundas Street and Blundell Road in Mississauga left one man injured with a gunshot wound late Saturday night. t’s under how many rounds were fired, but across the parking lot officers appear to have laid nearly 70 evidence markers surrounded by several vehicles." --And...
-- "Hamilton Police officers are requesting the public’s assistance after multiple shots were fired early Sunday morning in the area of Concession Street and East 33rd." --Meanwhile in other Hamas-assauga news.
-- "Mark Carney isn’t interested in dialogue. He wants obedience. He doesn't trust Canadians to discern truth from fiction. He believes it’s the job of government—his government—to curate the national conversation, to protect citizens from wrongthink, to act as referee over what is and isn’t acceptable discourse. In short, he wants Ottawa to become the Ministry of Truth." --
-- "According to Danielle Shapiro, a Princeton senior, around 200 protesters gathered outside the venue, banging drums, shouting through megaphones, and using microphones to drown out former Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett’s speech. She added that the disruption escalated when demonstrators inside the event stood up and began shouting." --And then... there's Canuckistan.
-- "When the man proceeded to harm himself, a Toronto Police officer discharged their less-lethal firearm at the man multiple times. Three investigators and two forensic investigators have been assigned to the case." --And...
-- "Vancouver Police say 40-year-old Jordan Mutual has been charged after two police officers were set on fire Thursday in the city’s Downtown Eastside neighbourhood." --
-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a woman was reportedly STABBED IN THE HEAD near St. Lawrence and Richmond streets Saturday morning." --Hey... I'm so old, I remember pre-kidnap Ontario.
-- "In February 2025, Monper commented using his 'Mr Satan' account: 'Nah, we just need to start killing people, Trump, Elon, all the heads of agencies Trump appointed, and anyone who stands in the way. Remember, we are the majority, MAGA is a minority of the country, and by the time its time to make the move, they will be weakened, many will be crushed by these policies, and they will want revenge too. American Revolution 2.0.'” --When they tell you who they are... believe them...
-- “'Eventually I'm going to do a mass shooting.' One week later, Monper commented: 'I have been buying 1 gun a month since the election, body armor, and ammo.'" --And then there's this psycho.
-- "Under the challenge, which they have dubbed ‘The Hamas Case’, led by Fahad Ansari of Riverway Law, it is asserted recognising Hamas as terrorists is a breach of the European Convention on Human rights. In this argument, it is stated that preventing British people from supporting Hamas is an affront to their freedom of speech." --
-- "'There are almost 1.8 million Muslims across Canada, and at times there can be anywhere between 60 to 80 ridings where there can be a Muslim swing,' he said, referring to ridings where Muslim voters make up a significant portion of the population." --Yes, Canada... behold your bright, shiny future.
Police in York Region are searching for 40-year-old Hamilton man Olivia Jorge Alejandro Rodriguez who they say is wanted in connection with a break and enter involving firearms earlier this year.And...
-- "Rajesh Chowdhury, 25, is facing charges after three cars were set on fire at Bellamy Road and Nelson Street in Scarborough earlier this week, Toronto Police say Chowdhuryt has been linked to other arsons." --And...
-- "York Regional Police say they’ve arrested Humyun Hayat, 30, Ahmad Ranzor, 19, Prabjot Singh, 22, and two Young Offenders and are seeking two more in connection to a pair of targeted arsons in Newmarket and Auroura earlier this year." --
-- "These are the illegals that Biden flew by airplane en masse into the United States, including the Haitian migrants now occupying Springfield. Biden gave these illegals free housing, healthcare and welfare. Now Obama-appointed U.S. District Judge Indira Talwani says they have to stay here for forever." --It gets better...
-- "Talwani is also the judge who ruled in June 2023 that a 12-year-old Massachusetts boy could not wear a shirt stating “THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS” to school." --NOT THAT CANADIAN JUDGES ARE ANY BETTER...
-- "Saying the punishment was for the crime they committed, and not for the mass shooting that left five people injured outside a Windsor bowling alley three years ago, Superior Court Justice Joseph Perfetto on Friday sentenced two stepbrothers to house arrest." --I say we get a second opinion.
-- "‘This commitment enables Novartis to expand on its current manufacturing, research and technology presence across the country with 10 facilities, including 7 brand new facilities, creating nearly 1,000 new jobs at Novartis and approximately 4,000 additional US jobs.’ The company also noted that its goal is to ensure ‘all key Novartis medicines for US patients will be made in the United States.’" --And...
-- "Indian Commerce Minister Piyush Goyal said on Monday that President Donald Trump’s trade policies could create 'the opportunity of a lifetime” for India.'" --
UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #05/2023...
-- "Andrews plans to testify at trial and will say that when he drove the Subaru onto the sidewalk, he was aiming to 'scare' Hopkins, Puil said. When he maneuvered the car back onto the sidewalk a second time, still trying to scare Hopkins, he accidentally struck Del Castillo Mullally. He didn’t mean to kill anyone that night or even run anyone over,' defence lawyers Sherif Foda and Zaire Puil argued." --
-- "Police in Durham Region have charged Toronto man Christian Senato, 29, after he allegedly pretended to be a 15-year-old boy in order ‘have a relationship’ with a 13-year-old girl. Investigators believe there may be additional victims." --And then, there’s Kelvin Cheuk-Ho Lee.
-- "'If elected, my government will automatically revoke gun licences for individuals convicted of violent offences, including intimate partner violence,' Carney said." --Wait… I could've sworn there was a law passed 40 YEARS AGO...
-- "Since 1985 – anyone convicted of violent indictable offences against a person is already subject to a mandatory prohibition on possession weapons." --Legal registered firearms are not the problem...
-- Licenced gun owners are already subject to daily RCMP criminal record checks as part of continuous eligibility screening.". --
-- "President Donald Trump’s deputies are wiping up the Social Security Numbers that were quietly given to illegal migrants by prior administrations. The multi-stage plan has already wiped out more than 6,300 numbers given to migrants with criminal records, terrorist affiliations, or cancelled visas." --Oh, it gets better...
-- "DOGE revealed that 28,000 individuals between the ages of 1 and 5 collected $254 million in benefits. Further, 24,500 individuals over the age of 115 claimed $59 million in benefits." --
-- "British Columbia’s top court has set aside a 21-month jail sentence and replaced it with house arrest for Isaac Harrison Davis, an Indigenous offender who punched another man, fracturing his skull and causing a severe brain injury. The Court of Appeal for British Columbia ruled that the judge who sentenced Davis to jail for aggravated assault failed to give due consideration to the role of Gladue principles in the case." --
The intent, apparently, is to address the over-representation of Indigenous people in Canada’s prisons.
Here's something the decision did not address...
-- "The assault was 'both life-threatening and life-altering' for Stone, said the decision. He 'suffered from speech aphasia, memory loss, and cognitive deficiencies, including memory loss. He has had to take speech therapy and now requires the use of a hearing aid.'" --
-- "Two people were seriously injured after multiple suspects broke into a Scarborough townhouse on Sandhurst Circle, early Friday morning. One victim was struck with a hammer and threatened with a knife, police say. The suspects, all of whom are described as males between the ages of 20 and 30 years old," --And...
-- "An investigation is underway after a man in his 20s walked into a Toronto hospital with a gunshot wound early Friday morning, Toronto Police say." --
-- "The unidentified accused necrophiliac is sought by the NYPD for having sex with the dead man on an R train just around 11:45 Tuesday night, police sources said. The dead man had boarded the subway around 8 p.m., and the suspect got on about three hours later — although it’s not clear exactly where, sources said." --Am I the only one wondering why there was a corpse on the subway?!?
-- "Argentina’s government will declassify all government-held files on Nazi fugitives who settled in Argentina after World War II, Cabinet Chief Guillermo Francos announced Tuesday." --Trudeau Liberals apparently chose a different path...
-- "The Commission of Inquiry on War Criminals looked into this issue, but their findings were not made public. That includes a list of 900 names of alleged Nazi war criminals who lived in Canada. Last week, Ottawa rejected the freedom of information request to get the files released." --
-- "The shooting unfolded in February 2024 after Judge Sonya McKnight’s then-boyfriend, Michael McCoy, 54, attempted to end their one-year relationship and asked her to move out of his home." --
-- "Leveillé paid around $200 — $150 for the appointment, plus a one-time $50-plus-tax fee for creating a new patient profile. ‘With my daughter, I once waited 12 hours at Hopital Sainte-Justine. So with a four-month-old, I'd prefer to pay to make sure that he's OK.’" --
-- "Bashar Masri stepped down from his post at Harvard University’s Kennedy School of Government days after nearly 200 family members of victims of the deadly attack in Israel sued in Washington, DC, federal court saying Masri had aided in the construction of tunnels and rocket launchers at Gaza-based properties." --
-- "Rohan Chandler, 30, who was arrested Tuesday in Peterborough, is charged with the second-degree murder of Victor Clayton and failure to comply with a probation order." --
-- "The revolutionary cosplayers are always cowards deep down, though, so if we can get a few more arrests like this one, followed by convictions with harsh sentences, we're guessing those 'street commies' will probably start shutting up pretty soon." --Meanwhile, in other 'just desserts' news.
Michael Fazal, a 31-year-old gay man living in Toronto, is the face of the Charter challenge against the federal government, pushing for an end to what he calls a 'deeply hurtful, stigmatizing, and discriminatory' policy that prohibits potentially lifesaving organ donations from gay and bisexual men.
-- "The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary is looking for 19-year-old Ibrahim Hussein, who is wanted for murder and is considered armed and dangerous after a what police call a targeted shooting in the east end of St. John's Tuesday night." --Uh, Jason... that's not as reassuring as you think...
-- "The event on Watson Street was the fourth weapons-related incident in the province in less than a week, but RNC Const. Jason Walsh told reporters it's not related to the other shootings." --
But, what about all those engineers and doctors!!
It's the Liberals 'new & improved' Canada...
-- "The Ottawa Police Service is investigating a shooting in Bells Corners Wednesday afternoon. It comes after a shooting in Nepean over the weekend that left a 20-year-old man dead and another with serious injuries." --And, then... there's this guy.
-- "John Bernard, 63, from the Abegweit First Nation who had unstamped tobacco seized from his car has pleaded not guilty to the charges on the grounds he has the treaty right to sell cigarettes without paying taxes to the government." --In other 'we were here first people' news...
-- "McKenzie 27, and his then-girlfriend, Brandi Stewart-Sperry, 32, have each pleaded not guilty to first-degree murder." --
-- "Toronto Police say a counter-demonstrator at a protest at Front and Bay streets on March 21 ended up being beaten with a megaphone, leading to facial injuries. Yazan Abdul-Rahim, 25, of Toronto, was charged with assault with a weapon, assault cause bodily harm and disguise with intent." --Baby-strangling rapists get their Amazon Prime moment...
-- "Hamas terrorists executed more than 350 partygoers and festival staff and kidnapped 44." --
-- "Durham Regional Police say Shurron Simon, 18, and Kaivon McKenzie, 24, are facing firearms and drug charges. Police are still searching for a third man with dreadlocks, who was wearing a white tank top who drove their car through a traffic stop and crashed into a police cruiser in Whitby."Shurron & Kaivon... proud members of the 'undocumented firearms' community...
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-- "Police found a loaded firearm with an overcapacity magazine, additional ammunition, and an undisclosed quantity of drugs and Canadian cash. They add that one of the suspects was wearing a body armour vest at the time of his arrest." --Don't worry... I'm sure they be out on bail tomorrow.
-- "‘Though the submarine was in refit for 14 years give or take, we have three other submarines that were operating at the same time.’ Upgrades to Corner Brook’s sonar and communications systems were also needed, costing roughly $690 million." --
-- "NASA is offering $3 million to anyone who can invent a way to transform 96 sacks of feces, urine and vomit — ditched by Apollo 11 astronauts to lighten their load — into water, energy, and fertilizer." --
-- "Toronto Police are searching for a man who is accused of stealing $30,000 worth of booze from LCBO stores across Toronto and the GTA." --
And they'll take anything not nailed down.
Finally... Mayor Chow said there would be social workers.
-- "York Regional Police have released a photo of a suspect wanted in the 2023 death of a 50-year-old mortgage broker Rakesh ‘Rick’ Joshi near Laskin Drive and Ilan Ramon Boulevard in Vaughan. Investigators have also identified a 2006-2009 black Porsche 911 Turbo as being connected to the homicide." --And...
-- "A lone security guard thwarted an attempted robbery at a jewellery store in Burlington last Monday, detaining Sangang Dorjee, 18, one of four suspects who is now facing charges." --
Sixteen teenaged gangsters in rival East Harlem crews were charged Tuesday with terrorizing their innocent neighbors in a months-long barrage of gun violence. Members of the 'LA World' and 'Wuski”' gangs were behind 21 separate shootings from March 2024 until this February.
-- "Peel Regional Police have arrested and charged Oakville man Jaidis Brooks-Reynolds after finding a loaded gun and drugs during a traffic stop." --And in other 'diversity/strength' news.
-- "Charlie Minh Van Le, 43, from Toronto has been charged after allegedly uttering anti-Black slurs and threatening a person on a TTC bus near Dufferin Street and Lawrence Avenue in North York." --
-- "Princeton Professor Eddie Glaude called out voters who supported President Donald Trump in the 2024 election saying those 78 million people voted for someone who wants to 'destroy the republic' because they 'didn't want to elect a Black woman.'" --
Or could it be because Kamala is an idiot?
I wouldn't let Jasmine walk my dog...
-- "Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Texas, told congregants at a historically Black church that America needs robust immigration because ‘we done picking cotton.’" --Yeah, I don't get it.
-- "The woman slashed by deranged vagrant Muslim Brunson, an unhinged career criminal in Soho on Monday is a 25-year-old from Arizona who had been 'living her dream' working as an off-Broadway costume designer in the Big Apple." --No naming & shaming in Ontario...
-- "Three people are wanted after stealing a car and injuring a resident during a home invasion in Oakville on Tuesday. One of the suspects had a large knife, according to police." --Those darned 'people.'
-- "The dawn of a new era has begun and our rebirth cannot be corrupted by those who would cut down their brother and sister for more of what they already have to much of. We Dä Resistæssuancè will do what’s necessary for a future worth having to live a life worth dying for." --And...
-- "You can be forgiven if you looked at that 70% fewer travel bookings to the United States from Canada figure and wondered if it was really true." --
-- "The massive $12.5 billion project has faced delays, lawsuits, and cost overruns and is now at least $1 billion over budget." --
-- "5 year old brand new bike with 597. Kms on it. I am selling it on behalf of my cuzin who tragically lost his testicles in a relationship. I mean he keeps them in his wife's purse. Nothing wrong with the bike whatsoever. Asking price is firm. I know he paid 19 for it. I will not answer back to 'is this available? '" --
-- "The German Interior Ministry led by Social Democrat-Left caretaker minister Nancy Faeser is intervening to introduce civil defence into the school curriculum, a report by the Handelsblatt newspaper states." --It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "In recent months Sweden has issued an updated version of its Cold War-era survival handbook, the United Kingdom has told citizens to have a battery powered radio and a flashlight at home, and NATO has green-lit the public stockpiling bottled water." --
-- "Toronto Police are searching for Gregory Golding, 48, who removed a court-ordered GPS ankle monitoring device after sexually assaulting a victim in Scarborough. On Sept. 4, 2024, Golding was arrested and charged in with several firearm-related offenses. One of the conditions of his release from custody is that he wear an ankle monitor." --Always the guys with the way-cool names...
-- "Meiki Biggart, 25, of Toronto, was arrested and charged with ‘Robbery with a Firearm’ in the Weston Road and Sheppard Avenue area. U'nique Biggart, 24, is also wanted for firearms related offences." --Meanwhile... up in Ottawa...
-- "On Monday, Ottawa Police identified the 20-year-old victim as Mahad Elmi. This is the city’s 10th homicide this year to date, and the fifth homicide in eight days." --
-- "Attorney General Pam Bondi called the ‘landmark’ decision a ‘victory for the rule of law,’ adding that an activist judge in Washington, D.C., does not have the jurisdiction to seize control of President Trump’s authority to conduct foreign policy and keep the American people safe." --
But wait... there's more.
-- "Audrey Hale, 28, left behind 16 notebooks filled with deranged writings detailing self-loathing and racial hate, repeating how she wanted 'kill my own race' and 'destroy all the white people who are teachers.'" --
-- "Jakob Sladden, 18, Harith Tareq, 18, and Kian Fares, 22, are each charged with possession of loaded restricted firearm, possession of property obtained by crime over $5,000 and disguise with intent. Aiden Naziri, 23, is facing 10 charges including two counts of failure to comply with undertaking. The 17-year-old unnamed male youth is facing six charges, including three counts of failure to comply with release order." --
-- "Eslaih, who was previously employed by both CNN and the Associated Press and owned a media company, took part in the October 7 massacre, infiltrating into southern Israel and sharing footage from the massacre to social media." --
And... 'throw a rock... get the Glock.'
Of course you can trust Palestinian 'journalism.'