-- "Toronto Police are searching for an adult male suspect who allegedly ejaculated on a woman’s clothing as she was walking with her baby in a stroller at Bathurst Street and Eglinton Avenue Westin midtown on Monday." --
Fortunately and somewhat surprisingly, unlike most episodes of urban violence these days,
police were able to issue a description this time...
-- "The suspect is described by police as a white man, last seen wearing a dark-coloured hooded sweater with his hood up, a hooded brown jacket, dark cargo pants and dark boots." --
Meanwhile...
-- "At least one man has been taken to hospital after he was stabbed near Brimley Road and Huntingwood Drive in Toronto on Monday evening, police say. One person (no name, no description) was in custody." --
