-- "Adam Bennefield, 45, who has a prior conviction for kidnapping another ex at gunpoint, is now charged with shooting dead his 30-year-old wife, Keaira Bennefield." --It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "Man shot dead in NYC while bicycling to shoot someone else." --MEANWHILE BACK IN MICHIGAN
-- The judge said bond could not be set based on information related to the shoelace because Freeman hasn't been charged with murder. --I'm thinking we're way past parody.
