-- "Two McLarens, two BMWs and a Lamborghini make up just a few of the $2 million worth of assets seized from a 23-year-old from Whitby, Ont., as his investors try to recoup millions of dollars they handed over to the self-described 'Crypto King.'" --
WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THAT COMING?
SERIOUSLY... THE CRYPTO KING FROM WHITBY, ONTARIO...