SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

OTTAWA -- "Canada’s first Indigenous Supreme Court Justice told Parliamentarians that her background had shaped her, but she would be a judge first and an Indigenous person afterwards, when she takes a seat on the country’s highest court." --

Well, that sounds... wait a minute...

-- "Indigenous persons are dramatically over-represented in the Canadian criminal justice system. The overincarceration of Indigenous persons is likely a product of the legacy of colonialism and systemic racism." --

FROM THE SAME FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU LAITH MAROUF

-- "The Cabinet Minister who tossed out the 133 grand, Ahmed Hussen, is all hands-up astonished and vowing wildly to look into the matter. Hussen, I regret to say, is not Sherlock Holmes." --