THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

-- "A 29-year-old man is dead after being shot multiple times at a townhouse on Humber Boulevard, near Alliance Avenue in the city’s west end, Toronto police say. The victim has not yet been identified." --

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE...

-- "Cops in Ajax are hunting a killer after 27-year-old Franklin Owusu was shot to death early Monday. There was no immediate word on suspects." --

AND UNFORTUNATELY MORE:

-- "A parcel delivery driver, Praveen 'Bobby' Balhumar, 29, has been charged in connection with the alleged sexual assault of an 84-year-old woman on Boxing Day, Toronto police say." --