-- "A 36-year-old man is dead following an overnight shooting in an apartment building at 2591 Eglinton Avenue West, near Keele Street, just before 2:30 a.m. The victim has not been identified. No suspect information has been released." --Toronto Homicide Squad is busy rounding up local farmers, hunters and skeet shooters.
Hmmm... Eglinton, Keele... that sounds so familiar.
BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE:
-- "Toronto police are investigating after a man in his 20s was killed in the city’s Jane and Finch area early Saturday morning at around 12:35 a.m. No suspect information has been released." --DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL:
-- "An Oshawa man, 30-year-old Joshua Burton, has been charged with two counts of second-degree murder after the disappearance of his mother and grandmother in Whitby. Ava Burton, 58, and Tatilda Noble, 85, disappeared from their home earlier this month." --
