-- "BISMARCK, ND—In a landmark 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that students who identify as teachers must be granted equal access to the teacher’s lounge. A spokesman for the ACLU lauded the decision, calling it a win for all Americans." --NATURAL KOREAN BEAUTY:
-- "The physical appearance, with the aid of modern medicine, (aka 18 plastic surgeries) had been altered to reflect their true underlying identity." --One of these articles is satire... you figure it out.
