Option One... wait for them...

...to hole a supertanker... or Option Two... follow them back to their base of operations and burn it to the ground...

The US Navy says pirates have hijacked a Saudi-owned oil tanker off the coast of Kenya.

A spokesman for the Navy's Fifth Fleet, Lieutenant Nathan Christensen, says pirates seized control of the tanker Sirius Star on Saturday.

After two or three little lessons... I bet they'd start to come around.

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