I GOT NUTHIN'...

-- "We are training the people who plan to wreak havoc on our country.  It's terrifying to imagine." --

DRAINING THE SWAMP... PART XXVII...

-- "Podcaster Tim Pool took full advantage of his New Media seat in the White House Briefing Room to humiliate the corporate media to their faces … and it was glorious." --

NOT A FRED OR A BOB IN SIGHT...

-- "Two 15-year-olds and Bernard Aquino and Malik Patino, both 19, were arrested following a robbery at a mall in Burlington earlier this week. Officers say the suspects took off in a white Honda CRV that was allegedly stolen out of Toronto." --

I just don't recognise this country anymore...

-- "Ontario Provincial Police say an 84-year-old woman who is now in a trauma centre, fighting for her life was assaulted after being involved in a collision in Ajax." --

And...

-- "Peel Regional Police say one person is in custody after a man was stabbed by someone known to them at a townhouse complex at 7475 Goreway Drive in Mississauga on Wednesday." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "Far-left New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted exiting a $15,000 per hour chartered private jet with her comrade in arms, Sen. Bernie Sanders, after shuttling between stops for a campaign dedicated to denouncing the wealthy." --

DEAD TREE MEDIA... YET AGAIN, THE LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS IS STUNNING!

-- "Notably, the guy asking this question is the same dude who sat down and yucked it up with Taylor Lorenz a week ago over a left-winger murdering a health insurance CEO. The lack of self-awareness is stunning." --

YES, OF COURSE... I TOO BLAME ROADS AND AIRPORTS...

-- "Peel Regional Police have said Brampton and Peel Region are a hub for human trafficking due to the city’s proximity to 400 series highways and Pearson International Airport as well as a large number of vulnerable international students." --

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE SURE KEEPS THE COPS ON THEIR TOES...

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Durham Regional Police have arrested 24-year-old Asmaa Ouadria of Quebec, wanted in connection with an incident where a Police Officer was dragged by a vehicle during an attempted arrest last month." --

SO... YOU MEAN TAKING MY LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS ISN'T THE ANSWER?

-- "Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow says the city needs to work harder to keep American guns out of the hands of teenagers following a deadly exchange of gunfire between Toronto police and a 16-year-old boy." --

You remember Ms. Chow's uber-woke predecessor?

-- “I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive,” Toronto Mayor John Tory told reporters in Nathan Phillips Square. --

Someone ask Mark Carney where the Liberals stand...

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'" --

Meanwhile... back in Hamilton...

-- "'Investigators have narrowed down a pool of people who are associated to these two vehicles,' Reid said, adding that police have made 'significant progress' in their investigation." --

HOMICIDAL TEEN SOCIOPATH GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR...

ONE LESS PSYCHO GANGBANGER WANDERING THE FIELD OF FOLK...

-- "Soon after, a male, seated in the back, lurches forward and pulls out a gun, firing toward the officer.  The officer immediately backs away from the car, firing multiple rounds at the vehicle while shouting 'gun, gun, gun.'" -- ”

From the proverbial 'horses mouth'...

-- "This guy was doomed to fail, born in 09, his big bro and his dead are locked for sex trafficking charges and gun trafficking, one of his other brothers is dead im pretty sure. He dropped out of school in 8th grade, i remember he used to hoop for a bit then he just started shooting people and shit went downhill." --

MAYOR PROCLAIMS MORE TAXPAYER DOLLARS HEADED FOR ANNUAL 'NAKED PEOPLE PARTY'...

-- "Today, Mayor Olivia Chow announced that the city is providing $350,000 towards this year’s Pride Toronto festival. ‘I am announcing that the city of Toronto will be increasing funding, support for Pride Toronto by 62 per cent by 2027, starting with a 26 per cent increase this year,’ Chow said." --

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... HOW'S IT WORKING OUT SO FAR?

-- "Toronto Police are searching for Janos Mate, 25, and Ferenc Glonczi, 35, who are wanted in connection to several business break and enters." --

WHAT HAPPENED TO... 'IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE?'

-- "While the Democratic Party continues to fight for 'Maryland Man' Kilmar Abrego Garcia, another Maryland woman -- this time a 23-year-old mother -- has been murdered by illegal immigrants." --

USE A GUN... YOU'RE DONE...

HEADLINE SHOULD READ... 'DEAD TEEN DUMBASS TRIED TO KILL A COP'...

-- "A 16-year-old boy who was shot during an 'exchange of gunfire' during a traffic stop near Sheppard Avenue and Bathurst Street late Sunday night, died in hospital on Tuesday morning. The SIU confirms that a gun was recovered." --

The Torontology subReddit weighs in. 

Meanwhile... in other FAFO news. 

UPDATE: Camera ain't lie, bruh...

-- "A female gets out of the back seat — and that's when a male who was sitting next to her appears to pull out a handgun from the floor of the vehicle and starts firing at the officer." --

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER AKBAR...

-- "At least two dozen people have been killed after gunmen opened fire on a group of domestic tourists visiting a popular beauty spot in Indian-administered Kashmir often described as the ‘Switzerland of India.’ There has been a long-running insurgency in the Muslim-majority region since 1989." --

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...

-- "With this recent crop of Dems promising to stay in El Salvador until they get their way, this political jaunt could become a permanent vacation we want to see." --

-- "Well, I guess it worked for them once before...

In many ways, this feels like a replay of the George Floyd case. Just as they did then, Democrats are strategically ignoring inconvenient truths to shape a narrative that creates outrage and energizes their voters." --

OH, OH CANADA... NOBODY'S LAUGHING AT PREPPERS NOW...

GO HEAD AND ELECT MARK CARNAGE... I DARE YA!

While this is quickly becoming a reality for more and more Canadians, an internal government report from Policy Horizons Canada warns these horrors could become everyday life in Canada as early as 2040, returning society to one based on inter-generational wealth — with land barons and an aristocracy usually found only in history books.

You ever wonder why the Liberals are so keen to disarm Canadians? 

Hey... no gun... no problem...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested a woman who was running down a Cabbagetown street with a knife after stabbing someone in the arm." --

SO MUCH WINNING...

-- "Swiss pharmaceutical giant Roche announced Tuesday it will invest upwards of $50 billion in the United States over the next five years. The U.S. is a critical market for the pharmaceutical industry, representing more than half of the revenue of Roche’s pharmaceutical division." --

IN THE LAND OF 'TAMPON TIM'...

-- "Hennepin County District Attorney Mary Moriarty has declined to charge a Tim Walz state employee allegedly caught causing $20,000 damage by vandalizing half a dozen Teslas — a decision ripped by the ‘frustrated’ local police chief." --

Not that Connecticut is that much better.

ONCE AGAIN, DEM POLITICIANS FAIL TO 'READ THE ROOM'...

-- "Nobody is losing sleep over Kilmar Abrego Garcia being a resident of the El Salvadoran Graybar Hotel. As for Senator Chris Van Hollen, he's not losing any sleep over spending taxpayer money for his little Central American bar-hopping adventure." --

IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME...

-- "In this no-holds-barred live-action fiasco, Ariel flips the classic script, fending off crustacean life-coaches and debt-collecting sea witches in a way only DeVito could pull off. Swap your ‘Part of Your World illusions for witty comebacks, shady deals, and a frothy swirl of undersea rebellion." --