THE FOLKS JUSTIN AND HIS BUDDIES WANT TO SPRING FROM JAIL...

-- "York Regional Police say two suspects drove into a police cruiser and several other vehicles while trying to flee a daylight break-and-enter north of Toronto.    Jasanthan Kandiah is facing 10 charges in connection with the incident, including break-and-enter with intent, possession of a loaded restricted firearm, and driving while under suspension." --

It gets better...

-- "Police said Kandiah was on THREE PREVIOUS firearm prohibition orders at the time of his arrest." --

Meanwhile... back on the election trail...

-- “Look, you won't find anyone more pro-gun than me, but this is like giving a drunk puppy a hand grenade." --

YET ANOTHER ROBO-BARBEQUE...

-- "Four people are dead and another is in hospital after a Tesla driving through downtown Toronto at a high rate of speed crashed into a guardrail and struck a concrete pillar and burst into flames upon impacton Lake Shore Boulevard." --

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE...

-- "'Trump meant to be Hitler, but he forgot,' explained Vice President Harris in a press conference at the White House. 'Being Hitler just totally slipped his mind. Make no mistake, if Trump is elected again, he absolutely plans to turn into Hitler and probably will write himself a reminder this time.'" --

From the comments...

-- "There's an art to answer evasion and this bimbo does the exact opposite; ie, flagging her evasion so that even the dumbest listener has his face rubbed in the equivocation." --

DEI, INEVITABLY, MEANS DIE...

-- "A Muslim Metropolitan Police officer, Ruby Begum, 29, who posted abusive tweets about Jewish and non-Muslim people has been dismissed without notice. Begum had told the panel her behaviour amounted to simple misconduct and a final warning would be sufficient." --

SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE MURDER TO ME...

ILLEGAL DRUGS KILL PEOPLE... WHO KNEW?

-- "I had no idea the $60 of cocaine I bought for a friend was fentanyl, Tahir Ul-Haq tells his Toronto manslaughter trial." --

How could I know there were bullets in that gun?

WHO YA GONNA BELIEVE... ME, OR YOUR OWN DAMN EYES?

-- "Vice President Kamala Harris told NBC News on Tuesday that President Joe Biden remains 'capable' of being president due to her 'first hand account of watching him.' Critics accuse Harris and the establishment media of covering up Biden’s capacity to lead the nation." --

President Grandad is on a roll. 

Kamala doubles down...

-- "Democratic presidential nominee Vice President Kamala Harris said Wednesday, that if elected, she will move forward on a 'pathway to citizenship' for immigrants illegally in the country." --

INSANITY

-- "Official guidelines issued last week by the Scottish Government’s Chief Statistician endorses identities such as 'pangender', meaning a person identifies as having 'all possible genders at once', and agender, meaning a person who 'does not identify as having a gender.'" --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "The IDF on Tuesday announced that top Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine, presumed to be the successor of Hassan Nasrallah following his assassination in late September. was killed in an Israeli airstrike on Beirut earlier this month." --

You can just smell that 'professional' journalism.

YOU DON'T NEED A WEATHERMAN... A CONTINUING SERIES...

-- "Former Democratic candidate for President and independent Tulsi Gabbard formally announced she is joining the Republican Party at a Trump rally in Greensboro, North Carolina, a key swing state in the upcoming election." --

WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THAT COMING?

-- "A new fire station in Germany was destroyed in a fire, causing millions of euros in damage, did not have a fire alarm system. The fire broke out on an emergency vehicle belonging to the fire department, which contained lithium-ion batteries and an external power connection." --

Come hell or high water, say greenies.

YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, BABY...

JUST IGNORE THE THREE OTHER GUYS...

-- "A woman from Mississauga, 27-year-old Katherine Bergeron-Pinzaronne, is wanted Canada-wide on a second-degree murder charge after a 16-year-old male teenager from Montreal was fatally stabbed in Richmond Hill two months ago." --

And...

-- "Michael Smith, a 40-year-old man has been charged after he sexually assaulted several women on TTC property and then assaulted a police officer while being placed into custody." --

CACKLING CAT-LADY KAMALA COMMIES UP...

-- "The Kamala Harris campaign has tapped eco-loony Camila Thorndike as its 'climate engagement director,' a far-left activist who says oil and gas workers are part of the 'toxic patriarchy.' In one post, Thorndike said she has had no children because of the fear they would die young, asserting that 'the fossil fuel industry’s ecoterrorism' is 'great birth control.' Kamala’s appointment of Thorndike sends a clear signal regarding 'the kind of personnel who could staff up a potential Harris administration.'" --

Ride that Rocket... I double-dawg dare ya!

THIS ONE IS GONNA BE A BARN-BURNER...

-- "Former President Donald Trump will record an interview Friday on the top-ranked 'Joe Rogan Experience' podcast, according to multiple reports." --

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MEN'S SOULS...

AND THE USUAL LIFE FULL OF MEANING...

-- "Rapper Ralan Styles, 22, whose real name was Michael Robinson, who went viral in 2022 for his rap remix of Baby Shark, was reportedly killed at a property in Columbus, Ohio, after being targeted for his neck chain.   Mahamood Hassan, 24, has been charged with murder after witnesses supplied a detailed description of the suspect and then picked him out of a line-up." --

Trust me, Toronto isn't very far behind Columbus.

CHASING AFTER LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS WHILE IGNORING GANGBANGERS...

-- "On Monday, one of Justin Trudeau’s social media flunkies declared on X — with a straight face — that the Liberals were crushing it when it comes to firearms offences. This is the same government that has spent more than $67 million on the self-congratulatory firearm buyback program — and hasn’t collected a single gun.". --

OF COURSE, THERE'S SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "Meanwhile, the House of Commons is still considering BILL C-5, an act that would REPEAL A HOST OF MANDATORY MINIMUM PENALTIES, including those for smuggling firearms. The idea is to reduce the 'overincarceration rate of Indigenous peoples' as well as for other 'marginalized Canadians.'" --

Marginalized... you know, like these guys.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THREE COUNTS OF ATTEMPTED MURDER?

I'M GUESSING THEY WOULD'VE FRIED HIS ASS BACK IN ECUADOR...

-- "A sentencing hearing is set to continue today for Geovanny Villalba-Aleman who pleaded guilty to two counts of aggravated assault, one count of assault with a weapon and one count of assault causing bodily harm in a University of Waterloo gender studies class. Federal prosecutors say the offences amount to terrorism in his case." --

So why does he get off with assault charges? 

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "Jayden MALUAL, Coady Daniel CROWE, both 18 and Aniruddho KAZI, 21, are facing charges after a handgun holster, drug paraphernalia, and over 1,990 Dilaudid pills were located during a traffic stop in Oshawa." --

WHEN SECONDS COUNT, THE COPS ARE ONLY TWENTY MINUTES AWAY...

-- "CityNews Toronto recently learned through a source not authorized to speak publicly that 911 callers faced for an unspecified duration Thursday afternoon a wait time just shy of 11 minutes and 45 seconds for calls to be answered. To better appreciate that hold time, a CityNews camera operator was able to drive to the Don Valley Parkway from the Pickering-Toronto border in the same period." --

Ask a cop about Justin's war on law-abiding citizens. 

And what about actual criminals invading Canada...

-- "Alleged members of an Indian gang and its leader Lawrence Bishnoi, have been sending shivers down the spines of members of the South Asian diaspora in Canada for years, says former B.C. Solicitor General Kash Heed. Early this year, police in Ontario and Alberta said they were investigating similar extortion schemes, including some that saw bullets fired at businesses." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

  --  "The family of a man who died following a fight during a break-in at his Mississauga home earlier this month is appealing to anyone with information to contact authorities. The victim, 55-year-old Wei Ruo Zhao, of Mississauga, was taken to a trauma centre where he succumbed to his injuries and was pronounced dead. Investigators have not released any descriptive details at this point."  -- 

And...

  --  "Hamilton cops have made a slew of arrests and are hunting suspects in the explosion of shootings plaguing the city. In a press release, cops say they’ve made five recent arrests in connection with the gunplay."  -- 

Hey... no gun, no problem.

THOSE DARNED 'BRANTFORD MEN' ARE AT IT AGAIN...

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE DRILL...

-- "Three Brantford men, Bhavandeep Gill, 36, Vikram Kumar, 23, and Sandeep Kaur, 24, are facing charges after police seized more than six kilograms of cocaine and approximately $2 million in cash." --

Don't you worry, though... they're probably gonna walk. 

They say, 'It all comes around'...

-- Two B.C. men, Tanner Fox and Jose Lopez, pleaded guilty Monday to second-degree murder in the 2022 shooting death of Ripudaman Singh Malik, one of two men acquitted in the 1985 Air India bombings. Malik's family described him as a tireless community leader." --

And...

-- "Muhammad Khattak, the man accused of murdering Marshall, is slated to appear in court on Thursday." --

THAT WORD DOESN'T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS!

-- "As she boarded the private jet in an ostentatious manner, Lizzo declared: 'This is how a bad bitch saves democracy. You hoes couldn’t even spell democracy!.' Her invocation of 'democracy' neglects the fact that Kamala Harris skipped the entire primary process and was anointed the Democrats’ candidate without receiving a single vote." --