SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT COLONIALISM... AT LEAST THERE WAS DRINKING WATER

WASSUP IN NELSON MANDELA'S SOCIALIST PARADISE?

-- "For two weeks, Johannesburg resident Tsholofelo Moloi has been among thousands of South Africans lining up for water as the country’s largest city, Johannesburg, confronts an unprecedented collapse of its water system affecting millions of people." --

Bruh... gimme summa that South African healthcare...

-- "Health Minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang said this week she wanted to give citizens choices, including traditional treatments like garlic, lemons and beetroots, instead of championing anti-retroviral drugs." --

You think South Africa is primitive... check out Missouri.

LOOKS LIKE THE END OF TAKING A VACATION

-- "Leonel Moreno, a TikTok influencer with over 500,000 subscribers has recently gone viral with a video in which he explains to illegal immigrants, in Spanish, how they can 'invade" vacant homes in the United States and exploit squatters' rights laws to stay there'." --

As usual... the Bee nails it. 

Witness the new entrepreneurs...

-- "A suspected squatter accused of taking over a $1-million home in Queens, New York is now reportedly subletting space in the house." --

WILL THE LAST CHRISTIAN LEAVING LONDON, PLEASE REMEMBER TO...

...BRING THE UNION JACK...

-- "You know what it’s like in London, there’s never a mosque around when you need one. I recall the Muslim takeover of SW1 late last year, when thousands of pro-Palestine supporters found themselves caught short, and decided that Downing Street would have to do for a spot of al fresco prayer." --

They can simply look to France to see their beknighted future. 

Even if you ignore the theological fire alarms...

-- "Microbiologist-infectiologist Karl Weiss from the Jewish General Hospital in Montreal sounded the alarm, attributing the rise in TB cases to immigration patterns." --

And...

-- "In Toronto, the percentage of seven-year-olds fully vaccinated for measles dropped from 80.2 per cent in the 2019-2020 school year to 38.9 per cent in the 2021-2022 school year." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "Ohio Rep. Ismail Mohamed delivers his victory speech. Not a word of English. If you’re wondering why they’re wearing blue, that’s the color of the Somali flag." --

THE MISCREANTS JUSTIN JUST DOESN'T WANNA TALK ABOUT

-- "One man is dead and another is in hospital following an overnight shooting at a commercial plaza at Dixie Road and The Queensway in Mississauga. There is no suspect information available so far, Peel Police said." --

Those darned 'Brampton' men...

-- "A 21-year-old Brampton man, Kashaun Grenier, faces 12 charges, including robbery with a firearm and breach of probation, in connection with an armed home invasion last year. At the time of his arrest, Grenier had a weapons prohibition." --

More diversity outbreaks in Bill Davis' old stomping gound.

PRESIDENT GRANDAD'S BORDERLESS AMERICA

-- "Since President Biden has been in office, immigration judges have thrown out approximately 200,000 deportation cases because the Department of Homeland Security did not file the required 'Notice to Appear'." --

ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY HACKS YOUR WIFI

-- "Elon Musk’s Neuralink introduced the first patient to receive its brain-computer implant, a 29-year-old diving-accident victim who showed during a livestream that he can now move a computer cursor using the device." --

MONKEY BUSINESS IN OLIVIA CHOW'S SOCIALIST WOKIE PARADISE

-- "There has been a spike in monkey pox infections in Toronto (21 confirmed cases of the virus in the city, compared to 27 in all of 2023) since the start of the year. Those most affected include gay and bisexual men, Toronto Public Health noted in a release." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN REFUSES TO TALK ABOUT...

-- "Toronto Police officers have arrested L’Mar Cecil Greene, 26, of Whitby in a series of armed hold ups at cannabis dispensaries. Greene is facing a total of 21 charges including four counts of Robbery With Firearm, pointing a firearm and possession of drugs for the purpose of trafficking." --

And...

-- "Police in York Region charged four men and allegedly seized almost 40 kilograms of illicit drugs along with weapons and ammo following a series of raids in the Greater Toronto Area." --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "The five senior Hamas officials killed were Sayid Katab Alkhashash, Osama Hamd Zaher, Muhamed, and Aud Almelalakhi, who were heads of Hamas's Emergency Bureau in northern and eastern Rafah. Hadi Abu Alrus Kasin, an operations officer, was also killed." --

FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU MELAMINE IN BABY FORMULA

-- "China’s securities regulating agency announced on Monday that it had banned the founder of real estate giant Evergrande from the securities market and accused the company of $78 billion fraud." --

MUCH LIKE PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL... PIMPING IS...

...A BIT OF A MONOCULTURE...

-- "Daquan Grant, 23, of Ajax has been arrested and charged with procuring and exercising control over a female minor in an ongoing human trafficking investigation." --

And...

-- "Monifa Taffe-Hylton from Brampton, is facing four dozen charges in connection with what Peel police described as a 'large-scale' auto crime that allegedly saw several vehicles illegally registered by taking advantage of ServiceOntario 'loopholes.'" --

TRUDEAU CHOOSES HAMAS

-- "'I am sorry that the government of Canada is taking this step that undermines Israel’s right to self-defense in the face of Hamas murderers who carried out terrible crimes against humanity and against innocent Israelis, including the elderly, women and children,' he says in a statement. 'History will judge the current acts of Canada harshly.'" --

-- "Retired Army Gen. Mark Milley, former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and former Marine Gen. Kenneth McKenzie, ex-leader of US Central Command, told lawmakers Tuesday that President Biden ordered the chaotic and deadly US withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2021 — despite warnings that it would precipitate the collapse of the Western-backed government in Kabul — and then waited too long to initiate the evacuation mission." --

OR, YOU DUMBSTICKS... THEY COULD STOP INJECTING POISON INTO THEIR VEINS

-- "Toronto Health Officials issued a warning after Paramedics responded to six suspected opioid overdose-related deaths from drugs up to 20 times stronger than fentanyl. They urged people to use drugs in the presence of someone whom they trust and to keep a supply of life-saving naloxone." --

Here's my final thought on this... start executing the drug wholesalers... betcha that'll slow things down some.

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #46/2022

-- "Ellion Brown, then 18, who accidentally shot and killed Shalldon Samuda, 15, pleaded guilty to the reduced charge of manslaughter on Thursday. After the fatal shot, Brown discharged the handgun a further two times in quick succession, sending both bullets into the balcony floor." --

Stop pretending we don't know what the problem is...

-- "'We’re going to get him. And when we get him, we’re going to get him good,' said Harlie Samuda, speaking about Ellion Brown, the teenager now accused of killing his son." --

OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH -- THE BUNGOMA CHRONICLES

According to reports, Kenyan Prophet Eliyu Simiyu was shocked when a group of people promised to crucify him on Easter Day to prove that he was the real Jesus Christ. The man, who calls himself 'Jesus Christ of Bungoma', has gone into hiding.

Why is 'the God industry' so shady? 

And... a 'fishes and loaves' kinda gal...

-- "Luckily, by the time she went to university to study philosophy and religion a few years ago, Annie had learnt to open up – even using the quip ‘I have two vaginas’ as an ice breaker." --

THOSE VOTES AREN'T JUST GOING TO BUY THEMSELVES

-- "The Liberal government's last-minute endorsement of an amended NDP motion on Palestinian statehood is being welcomed by the country's Muslim advocacy group and derided by Jewish voices who say Ottawa has sub-contracted its foreign policy to 'anti-Israel radicals.'" --

Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you...

-- "Germany's Federal Prosecutor's Office on Tuesday said two Afghan nationals, suspected supporters of the so-called 'Islamic State' jihadist militia had been arrested in the central German state of Thuringia. The two had hatched a plot to carry out an attack near the Swedish legislature in retaliation for Quran book burnings in the country." --

NEXT UP... REVAMPING MEDICAL SCHOOL ENTRANCE EXAMS

-- "The Washington State Supreme Court officially abolished the traditional bar exam requirement for aspiring lawyers Friday due to its perceived negative impact on minorities." --

Delaware is on board.

WHILE JUSTIN CHASES AFTER LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS, KAMAR RUNS FREE

-- "A reward of up to $50,000 has been posted for information leading to the arrest of convicted gun trafficker Kamar Cunningham, 39, who police say has been at-large for two years after repeatedly breaching bail conditions and failing to show up for his sentencing hearing." --

Oh, trust me... it gets better...

-- "Cunningham has been released on bail three times. Each time he has violated his release conditions before being arrested and released on bail again. On May 4, 2021, he was sentenced in absentia to nine years in custody. Not surprisingly, he did not appear once again for his sentencing hearing." -- ”

Always the guys with the way-cool names...

-- "On Monday, police said 23-year-old Tevin Noel of Toronto was facing several charges, including driving a motor vehicle with cannabis readily available and two counts of the unauthorized possession of a firearm. Michael Sullivan-Browne, 19, of Toronto, faces similar charges." --

In other 'diversity/strength' news...

-- "After an investigation Toronto Police arrested Mehboob Rajwani, 64, of Markham for uttering threats, indecent communication and criminal harassment." --

And...

-- "Toronto man Cong Thanh Pham, previously charged with sexually assaulting a woman whom he offered to teach English, has been arrested following a similar incident." --

IS PARIS BURNING?

-- "A riot broke out on Sunday evening at a police station in Seine-Saint-Denis, home to one of the largest foreign-born communities in France following the death of an 18-year-old man during a police chase. Wanys R was well known to police and had recently been released from prison." --

Why, it's almost as bad as Chicago.