BUILD A WALL, TOP IT WITH RAZOR WIRE... DOT IT WITH MACHINE GUN TOWERS...

...AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES...

-- "Police found 45 bags with segments of male and female bodies located in the Mirador del Bosque ravine in Zapopan, Jalisco, as they tried to locate seven missing call-centre workers." --

IT GETS BETTER... BY WHICH I MEAN WORSE...

-- "A group of cartel gunmen left three severed human heads and a narco-banner next to a military base in Cancun." --

PETSMART IS APPARENTLY GOING FULL BUD LIGHT

-- "'#PetSmart used to be my favorite store,' another user wrote. 'I donated with every purchase until yesterday. What does pride have to do with animals? They donate our money to the trans shit. #BoycottPetSmart'" --

FOLLOWING ANHEUSER BUSCH OFF THE CLIFF...

-- "Bud Light parent Anheuser-Busch's stock has lost $27B over Dylan Mulvaney." --

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM

REMEMBER, THEY'RE 'TINKERERS'... NOT THIEVES...

-- "Cops are hunting a trio of suspected scammers Ionut Aurel Iova, 41, Marius Cosmin Iova, 36 and Maria-Rodica Cicea, 40, who 'tinkered' with ATMs across the Peel Region." --

Diversity, strength... you know the drill.

SCARBOROUGH... THE USUAL THURSDAY NIGHT MAYHEM

-- "A man was taken to hospital after he was found suffering from critical injuries on Markham Road and Eglinton Avenue late Thursday, police say. Officers found a male suspect nearby and he was taken into custody, police said. Further information wasn’t immediately available." --

Don't take my word for it.. ask Toronto Life magazine...

-- "How did boring, white-bread Scarberia become Scarlem • a mess of street gangs, firebombings and stabbings?" --

BLACK LIVES MATTER TORONTO APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

HAPPY INAUGURAL NATIONAL DAY AGAINST GUN VIOLENCE...

-- "Toronto Police said 29-year-old Junior Francois Lavagesse entered a location in the area of Mortimer and Memorial Park avenues on Thursday morning and allegedly made a remark that he would shoot mayoral candidates brandishing what appeared to be a firearm." --

Here's a thought... maybe, just maybe... targeting my legal, registered (locked in a gun safe) firearms isn't really the answer.  

UPDATE: In a cage where he belongs

RACIST GENOCIDAL CANADIANS FORCE POC TO REPUDIATE CULTURAL HERITAGE

YOU'RE GONNA FORCE BRAHMINS TO MIX WITH UNTOUCHABLES?

-- "Mayor Patrick Brown and Brampton Council have passed a resolution to work with the Ontario Human Rights Commission to ban caste classifications and add caste discrimination to the city’s anti-discrimination policy. Council has concerns that some South Asian and Indians have imported their belief and adherence to the caste system to Canada." --

YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS... HIS SPECIAL FRIENDS

TEDDY BEARS ARE ENTIRELY OPTIONAL, SAYS FEDERAL GOVERNMENT...

“There is no credible evidence that even one residential school child was killed and secretly buried anywhere in Canada. None of the accusations made at Kamloops or elsewhere meet even the basic standards of evidence.”

WAIT A MINUTE...

KAMLOOPS, B.C. -- "The federal government is contributing $12.5 million to the construction of a healing centre at the Tk’emlups te Secwepemc First Nation almost two years after the nation announced the discovery of 215 suspected unmarked graves near a former residential school." --

WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE BOLLYWOOD

-- "In India, children under 16 returning to school this month at the start of the school year will no longer be taught about evolution, the periodic table of elements or sources of energy... and there are cuts to biology, chemistry, geography, mathematics and physics subjects for older school students. The changes affect some 134 million 11–18-year-olds in India’s schools." --

THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT THEY WARNED YOU ABOUT

-- "The FBI confirmed the existence of an informant file the bureau refuses to provide Congress that allegedly links President Joe Biden to a $5 million bribery scheme." --

How bad is it?

-- "In addition, nine Biden family members received payments from the family foreign business ventures, including two of Joe Biden’s grandchildren." --

THE SCHOOL TO PRISON PIPELINE

IT'S NOT ABOUT GUNS... IT'S ABOUT CULTURE...

-- "Some parents fear sending their children to school as Charm City faces a surge in youth homicides and shootings. Baltimore had the lowest graduation rate across Maryland during the last school year. At one high school, 77% of students read at an elementary or kindergarten level." --

CRIMINALS RELIEVED TO HEAR KNIFE VIOLENCE STILL OKAY

-- "Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the federal government is proclaiming a National Day Against Gun Violence, to be held annually on the first Friday of June." --

As the Babylon Bee observed recently...

LOS ANGELES, CA -- "In a bold move to help raise breast cancer awareness, actor Rainn Wilson has legally changed his name to 'Booby McBoobface'." --

WAIT... WHAT 'COMMUNITY' ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

-- "The government has also earmarked hundreds of millions of dollars for community programming aimed at reducing gun and gang violence, and deterring youth from taking up a life of crime." --

More Liberal argle-bargle.  

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Durham Regional Police said one man is in life-threatening condition while another is in police custody after a stabbing in Oshawa on Thursday afternoon. Few details have been released about the incident." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN FORGOT TO FREEZE

-- Toronto police say they have arrested Yousef Babiker, 22, of Mississauga, suspected of carrying out two home invasions in the GTA. He faces eight charges, including robbery with a firearm." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "A 14-year-old girl has been charged in connection with a firework being set off inside a TTC bus in Scarborough on Tuesday that was captured on video and went viral online." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TODAY

-- "Previously analyzed local Chicago media reports between 2020 and February of this year found there were at least 44 incidents in which people with a gun - who had concealed carry permits or FOID card - thwarted an attack or other crime in the city." --

IN 'POST NATIONAL' SCARBERIA, THEY CALL THAT 'WEDNESDAY'

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Toronto police are investigating after a man was shot near Kingston Road and Morningside Avenue in Scarborough on this evening around 7:15 p.m.  Ttwo Black male suspects believed to be 25 years old, were seen fleeing the area. " --

It's a colourful place...

-- "Police said other women in the Lawrence-Starspray Blvd. area were approached at about the same time by a man, who ran toward them and attempted to engage them in conversation." --

MEANWHILE BACK IN JUSTIN'S BACKYARD...

-- "Ontario Provincial Police say 21-year-old Zacharie Robert Lamoureux from Ottawa has been charged with two counts of first-degree murder in the deaths of two 16-year-old boys and the attempted murder of a third teen over the Victoria Day long weekend." --

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE

-- "The retail giant's losses over the past couple of weeks have swelled to over $12.4 billion as backlash grows over its decision to sell Pride merchandise to children." --

The Bee jumps into the fray.

'YUTES'

-- "A teenage boy or possibly a young man with dreads, seen in the video wearing runners, blue jeans, a black t-shirt with a blue image, a gray hoodie, and blue runners, carrying a camouflage-print backpack, appears to be smiling while lighting what looks like a blue and yellow firework with a lighter inside a packed bus." --

NOT AN ISOLATED INCIDENT...

-- "A TTC source tells the Toronto Sun there were calls in to 'transit control' last week saying kids were shooting off fireworks on the 116 Morningside bus two days in a row at 3:30 p.m. off the Guildwood Parkway and Kingston Road." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

One person has been injured after being stabbed in The Beaches on Tuesday evening.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YADDA, YADDA, YADDA...

-- "Sasikaran Thanapalasingam has been found guilty of first-degree murder for killing his estranged wife Tharshika Jeganathan with a machete in September 2019 in Scarborough." --

JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE...

-- "Leung Ngai, 59, Yuan Yuan Zhang, 39, Yu-Hobley Lan, 63, Kwai Lin Tso, 55 and Eamonn Handrahan, 71 have been charged in connection with year-long human trafficking investigation in Mississauga that police say involved 13 victims who 'came to Canada for a better life' but were instead coerced into working in the sex trade." --

SAY, HONEY... DID YOU REMEMBER TO BRING IN THE DOG?

-- "The Town of Manlius Police Department has arrested Eman Hussan, 18, of Syracuse, a 16 and 17-year-old juvenile from Syracuse in connection with the killing of Faye, the female swan from the Manlius Swan Pond and the stealing of the four cygnets." --

Oh... it gets better...

-- "A source familiar with the investigation into Faye's death confirms she was stolen by a 16-year-o and then eaten on Memorial Day by the teen's family." --

LIBERALS WOKE JUSTICE SYSTEM KILLING INNOCENTS

-- "As per the Criminal Code, it takes just one conviction of aggravated assault to be imprisoned for up to 14 years – but despite Mashar getting a litany of such convictions, he often escaped with sentences of only a few months." --

THE GUNS JUSTIN FORGOT TO FREEZE...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested Jason Hobbs, 39 and David Dir, 27, both of Toronto, in a firearm and drug trafficking investigation." --

And lets not forget about the pimps.

HAMILTON MAN

-- "The Canadian Armed Forces has confirmed that Private Bilal Khan, one of its former reservists was killed after making his way to Iraq to join the so-called Islamic State. Khan's departure also coincided with the October 2014 attacks that killed a Canadian soldier in Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Que., and another at the war memorial in Ottawa." --