THE GIFT OF GAB

-- "Then-Ottawa Police Services Board lawyer Dalton McGuinty Jr. had written in defence filings that the detectives never even entered Mohamed’s apartment in Gatineau. McGuinty’s filings are at odds with the under-oath court testimony of several tactical officers — particularly about the discovery of a loaded handgun." --

MCGUINTY, MCGUINTY... THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR...

-- TORONTO - "Premier Dalton McGuinty has the second-worst fiscal record of Canada's 10 provincial premiers, according to a new report from the Fraser Institute." --

PRESIDENT GRANDAD'S 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "President Joe Biden’s Health and Human Services has been flying young border crossers into the United States 'like items for delivery,' a watchdog group says after obtaining federal documents showing the extent of the nighttime flights. HHS was forced to hand over the related documents after Judicial Watch filed suit against the agency for previously refusing to do so." --

NOT EVERYTHING IS FIXABLE IN THE REAL WORLD

DAMNED IF YOU DO... DAMNED IF, WELL...

-- "Anyone who looks at the academic literature, as compiled by folks like the National Institutes of Health, will see that the suicide rate for pre & post-op transsexuals is nearly identical at just over 40%." -- .

FUCK THE PATRIARCHY...

-- "Blokes make up an average seven out of every nine (over 75%) suicides every single day in Australia." --

YOU GET THE GOVERNMENT YOU DESERVE

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-- "Democrats in the state Senate and Assembly voted overwhelmingly Thursday to give themselves a record raise and hike their taxpayer-funded pay to $142,000 a year. The 29% boost to their current $110,000 pay will also result in wages more than three times higher than the median $43,208 earned by average New Yorkers." --

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH...

Russian Oligarch likely has stronger Charter rights when it comes to asset seizure than Canadian Truck Protesters.

ONE GIGANTIC 'MILGRAM EXPERIMENT'

LIBERALS LOVE AFFAIR WITH BIG PHARMA CONTINUES...

-- "Canada's Chief Public Health Officer Theresa Tam spoke with Mrs. Claus over the phone, where the pair encouraged children to get vaccinated for COVID-19. Mrs. Claus, who is the North Pole's "chief public cheer officer," replies that her and Santa are both up to date with all their vaccinations, including COVID-19 boosters and flu shots." --

How much has Pfizer contributed to the Trudeau Foundation?  

WAIT A MINUTE...

-- "New statistics released about Canada’s Vaccine Injury Support Program (VISP) showed the Liberal government has paid out over $2.7 million to claimants." --

AS JUSTIN GOES AFTER THOSE DASTARDLY HUNTING RIFLES...

EASIER TO TAKE LEGAL REGISTERED GUNS FROM LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS...

 

-- "The York Regional Police chief says 'something has to be done' about guns coming across the border, noting that 80 to 90 per cent of the firearms they’re able to trace come from the United States." --

THAT'S SOME GUN REGISTRY...

-- "Meanwhile, MacSween was also asked Wednesday whether investigators have determined if the gun Francesco Villi used to kill five people at a Vaughan condo building on Sunday was legally owned." --

THE 'GREAT RESET' IS PROCEEDING APACE

-- "The speaker, who signed in as Mizz Tres Krave, did have a proposal: for city commissioners to build a dungeon. 'Created for us, by us, the taxpayers and voting citizens,” said the woman. “Do not let this glamorous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon.'" --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "I'd give the addicts a mountain of the purest smack. Problem will Darwin itself out." --

THE NEVER-ENDING LONG CON

-- "Not long ago, environmentalists constantly used pictures of polar bears to highlight the dangers of climate change. Polar bears even featured in Al Gore’s terrifying movie An Inconvenient Truth. But the reality is that polar bear numbers have been increasing — from somewhere between five and 10,000 polar bears in the 1960s up to around 26,000 today. We don’t hear this news, however. Instead, campaigners just quietly stopped using polar bears in their activism." --

KENYA'S CUTTING EDGE CHRISTMAS

JUST A LITTLE OFF THE BOTTOM...

-- "Kenyan President Uhuru Kenyatta promised in 2019 to stamp out FGM by 2022, and yet Kenya is still plagued by waves of mutilations during the school holiday season." --

Also Kenya...

-- "'Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is,' Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

RELIGION OF, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Girls have been banned from school beyond the sixth grade since the Taliban’s return." --

HIS 'MOST ADMIRED' DICTATORSHIP

The Canadian Border Services Agency (CBSA) has been using a Chinese communications technology for years that has been banned by the United States on national security grounds.

RIDE THE ROCKET... I DARE YOU

-- "Toronto police have identified 48-year-old Cardinal Lincoln Glennie, wanted after a person was assaulted on a TTC streetcar last month." --

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Police are responding to a Thursday morning stabbing in Rexdale that left a male victim with life-threatening injuries and placed a nearby school under a hold-and-secure order. No suspect information has been released." --

And that, my friends, is John Tory's Toronto...

"As a Toronto Cop friend of mine said this morning • '13 people shot this weekend.'"

"But fortunately no one was carded."

ALWAYS AT LEAST TWO SIDES TO A STORY

-- "Robert McGee, scalped as a child by Sioux Indians. 1890." --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Leave the guy alone. He identifies as a French 75mm howitzer. You bunch of artillophobic bigots." --

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN CANADA ACTUALLY WORKED

-- "I could have sworn that just last week, Justin Trudeau was saying Canada isn’t broken and was chastising those who said it was for being unpatriotic. Now, we find out via Trudeau’s official news outlet, CBC, that he thinks the health-care system in this country is broken and 'there is no point putting more money into a broken system.'" --

You want their names... I'm sorry that's none of your beeswax.

ELON OUT AS CEO

-- "After polling Twitter users, Elon Musk on Tuesday night said he will resign as head of the social media platform." --

THE CITY THAT USED TO BE 'TORONTO THE GOOD'

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #68/2022...  NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "The male victim has been identified as a 59-year old resident of Toronto. Three 13-year-old girls, three 14-year-old girls and two 16-year-old girls have each been charged with Second Degree Murder." --

UPDATE2:

-- "A 'swarming attack' in downtown Toronto that left a man dead on Sunday may have started when eight teenage girls tried to take a liquor bottle from the victim." --

UPDATE3:

They’re going to be going to school with your kids,” the veteran detective said.

WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW...

-- "Police have confirmed an arrest following a shooting at The BLVD an Oshawa bar located on Simcoe Street North in Oshawa. Louka Greaves, 20, of Scarborough was charged with two counts of second-degree murder in the deaths of Jaheim Spence, 21, and 22-year-old Joshua Connell-Wong." --

STOP... OR I'LL YELL STOP AGAIN!

ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE DIES...

-- "Convicted killer Curtis George McCallum, 48, has been sentenced to 18 months probation in connection with a pair of downtown Vancouver bank vandalism sprees. In 2009, he was sentenced to nine years in prison for manslaughter and aggravated assault in the Christmas Eve 2006 killing of his aunt and the stabbing of her common-law husband." --

THE CAPRICIOUS AND UNKNOWABLE WILL OF, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "The Taliban have announced the closure of universities to women in Afghanistan, according to a letter by the higher education minister. It further restricts women's access to formal education, as they were already excluded from most secondary schools." --

NEARER MY GAWD TO THEE

-- "Flashy, jewelry-flaunting Lamor Whitehead, the 45-year-old pastor who goes by 'Bishop,' who reported being robbed while preaching at his church this past summer was arrested on federal charges Monday – unrelated to the July incident – for allegedly defrauding a parishioner of $90,000 from her retirement savings, trying to extort a businessman and lying to the FBI." --

MORE NERVE THAN DICK TRACY...

-- "Whitehead’s verified Instagram account details his extravagant shows of wealth, including Louis Vuitton-emblazoned suits, large jewelry and brightly colored sports cars." --