I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING

"The Ontario government will pause administering first doses of the AstraZeneca vaccine for now amid increased reports of blot clotting."

UPDATE: Homicide #16/2021

-- "On Monday, May 10, 2021, Rodrigo Flores Romero, 28, of Toronto, was arrested and charged with Second Degree Murder." --

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE:

"Kwami Garwood, 21, wanted in connection with a first-degree murder in Toronto and a kidnapping in Brampton in March has been arrested in Timmins."

#ReligionOfPieces

"Palestinian terrorists killed two Arab-Israelis, a woman in her forties and a seven-year-old girl, in the mixed Jewish and Arab city of Lod, Israel, on Tuesday... A 52-year-old man and his 16-year-old daughter, also apparently Arabs, were also killed in a separate rocket attack in Lod."

AS PRESIDENT GRANDAD PULLS AWAY FROM ISRAEL

-- “Gangs of Arab youths are going street to street, burning stores, smashing windows… Jewish families are huddled at home, terrified of going out… Their cars are being set alight outside… Police are nowhere to be seen.” --

IN OTHER RELIGION OF PEACE NEWS:

  --  "Hamas political leader and designated terrorist Fathi Hammad called on Palestinians in Jerusalem on Friday to buy cheap knives in order to behead Jews."  --  

Follow the live updates here.

HEY JOE, HOW'S THAT 'GREAT RESET' GOING?

"A video posted to Twitter Tuesday night showed a Jewish man gushing blood while seeking refuge in a New York City store after fleeing from a group of pro-Palestinian activists."

PAYBACK IS A MOTHERF@CKER:

"IDF kills 4 Islamic Jihad, Hamas commanders in targeted strikes in Gaza."

TRUMP WEIGHS IN:

I've been waiting to hear  what he has to say.

OH CANADA

"If the public needed yet another reason to be concerned about the government’s motivation for Bill C-10, Guilbeault just provided it."

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE...

..."WE'RE NINE MEALS FROM ANARCHY"...

-- "Gas stations along the U.S. East Coast are starting to run out of fuel as North America’s biggest petroleum pipeline fights to recover from a cyberattack that has paralyzed it for days."

Hey... don't worry... be happy. 

IN OTHER CYBERCRIME NEWS:

"A ransomware gang, Babuk Locker, has been attempting to extort the Metropolitan Police Department in Washington D.C. for $4 million."

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

APPARENTLY, TRUDOPE IS KILLING THE PLANET...

-- "Research from Colorado State University shows that one serving of THC has a much higher greenhouse gas footprint than a serving of beer, wine, or cigarettes."

SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT

"Progressive activists celebrated the news of rising unemployment as that means that more and more Americans are being freed from the drudgery of providing services to greedy business owners in exchange for money."

CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS?

"Confidential data obtained by the AP shows the number of migrant children in government custody more than doubled in the past two months."

AND JUSTICE FOR NONE

“The clerk who processes the convictions is working faster than the clerk who processes requests for trials.”

HOIST BY THEIR OWN PETARD

"The Golden Globes will not air on NBC in 2022 following reported concerns surrounding the Hollywood Foreign Press Association."

NO GUN NO PROBLEM

Faisal Khan, the 24-year-old man charged with attempted murder is said to have approached his 9-year-old victim as he “was walking along the street in Peterborough, England with his older brother” and began stabbing him in the face and head, leaving him with “life-changing injuries”.

MEANWHILE, A SHORT TRAIN RIDE AWAY:

"France’s interior minister has condemned a new open letter to Emmanuel Macron from scores of serving military personnel, warning of impending civil war at the hands of Islamists."

THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE I LIVE:

"Deepan Budlakoti, 31, claimed he was entrapped into selling weapons to the criminal-turned-police agent, whom he had met in a Gatineau jail."

THE LEFT IS KILLING SATIRE

"Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners." -- George Carlin

STILL THINK BIDEN'S NOT A THREAT?

THE NO-BORDERS PRESIDENT:

-- "The Biden White House's new deputy director for political strategy and outreach encouraged people to "look up your nearest ICE office and shut-it-down" and said ICE "doesn't have to exist" in 2018 tweets." --

And some bonus Biden.

SURE... THAT COULD HAPPEN

"Michelle Obama Fears Daughters, Who Have Secret Service Protection, Will Be Shot by Cops."

TWO WORDS... 'JOE' - 'BIDEN'

A sales rep signed Ross Miller, 85, to two-year contracts for Bell Fibe TV and a new cell phone with data and a warranty plan; sold him a cordless phone, landline and tablet; and signed him to another two-year contract for high-speed home internet.

Miller, who has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, isn't clear what happened. He already had a cell phone, which he doesn't use, didn't know what a tablet was and doesn't understand the internet.

READING, WRITING AND RACISM

"A handbook produced by Sheffield University informs lecturers and pupils that celebrating “white saviour” figures such as Darwin serves to overshadow less privileged scientists and scholars and that the “whiteness and Eurocentrism of our science” should be deconstructed." --

DIPPED IN SHIT:

"NDP leader Jagmeet Singh calls for national security crackdown on "far-right extremists" who protest against government lockdowns."

A GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT

-- "A growing body of research indicates an unacceptable level of false positives (96% at 35 cycles and above) to make the PCR a reliable diagnostic tool for Covid." --

If it only saves one life...

-- TORONTO -- "Ontario's fiscal watchdog says it will take the province approximately three and a half years to clear the surgical backlog (419,200 procedures) from the COVID-19 pandemic. It will cost the province $1.3 billion to clear the backlog."

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD:

"Dozens of residents in two Ontario nursing homes hit hard by the coronavirus died not from COVID-19 but from dehydration and neglect, the Canadian military says in reports obtained by The Globe and Mail."

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE

WHERE WERE THE PIMPS WHEN I WAS A KID?

"Human trafficking in Canada reached unprecedented highs between 2018 and 2019 according to the most recent data available from Statistics Canada." --

BRAVE NEW WOKE WORLD:   Caucasians, males & heterosexuals can...

...just piss up a rope...

"The Iskweu Project provides assistance to families and loved ones in cases when Indigenous women, girls or trans people go missing.

If someone goes missing instead of calling the police, they can call co-ordinator Jessica Quijano."

THOSE HORRIBLE GUN-LOVING YANKS

"A man was shot to death at the Vancouver International Airport in what authorities said appeared to be a gang-related incident Sunday." --

UPDATE:  Gangbanger Karman Grewal was the target

"Grewal’s execution came less than 24 hours after Toni Dalipi, 19, was shot to death in Burnaby Saturday night."

MATH IS HARD...

...AND TALK IS CHEAP...

-- On Saturday, Brooklyn Center Mayor Mike Elliott unveiled a series of proposals to remake the city's police force with the use of unarmed civilians to handle minor traffic violations and mental health calls.

"I just want to get to work before there's another killing in our city."

Of course, the Mayor is operating on the wacky assumption that Killer Kops are the big problem here.

LET'S DRILL DOWN A LITTLE:

According to the most recent data from the FBI, the total crime rate in Brooklyn Center is 4,293.5 per 100,000 people.

That's 73.36% higher than the national rate of 2,476.7 per 100,000 people and 85.45% higher than the Minnesota total crime rate of 2,315.2 per 100,000 people.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

"Calgary Mayor Naheed Nenshi says some recent rallies billed as opposing the wearing of masks during the pandemic are really just 'thinly veiled white nationalist' activities."

LAST WORD:

"Who signs up and jumps in a car to go to something like this?"