If you watch the Oscars... you're a moron

Millionaire dilettantes throw their annual mass beatification, bookended by a month long wave of dionysian self-celebration... while condescending to let you watch how fabulous they are... from the servants quarters...Seriously. No excuse. Morons.

This isn't entertainment, it's a sort of self-inflicted ECT. Is that what you want for your kids?

P.S. - You think this only applies to Tinsel Town? Two words, fanfolk... Justin... Trudeau.

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FROM BREITBART COMMENTS:

"Feelings.. nothing more than feelings."

"Plenty of gun control on Breaking Bad."

"It's all about them feeling good about themselves, not actually fixing problems. I'm surprised they all didn't receive a trophy just for attending the Oscars."

And finally...

"They should award an Oscar for hypocrisy."

Wait for it...

"All Oscars are for hypocrisy."

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RELATED: The pursuit of celebrity...

...has become an actual industry... but what happens when things go off-script?

After jetting around like a king to private islands in private helicopters, “you go off the show and back to your job at Target or bartending, and all of a sudden you’re depressed,” he says. “It’s just inevitable.”

Here's an indisputable fact... Hollywood has killed way more people than my guns.

Dear Dr Hildebrandt...

...this may be less of a problem than you think... as most of these "vulnerable boys" will, at some point, be able to avail themselves of government subsidised surgical breasts & vaginas...

"Let’s first assume that lots of boys play with dolls, and that their entire childhood and subsequent adolescence and adulthood are colored by their experiences with dolls. If this is indeed the case, I submit that this phenomenon is localized in Manhattan, and perhaps in Southern California."

Relax, Dad... just keep buying little Freddie tap shoes, feather boas and glittery dresses until he's old enough to go under the knife.

Two words I never imagined...

...I'd ever put together in a sentence...Vaginal Kungfu.

If Barack Obama had more daughters...

...I guess they'd look like Ariel Agudio...

“We took this incident very seriously and did a thorough and careful investigation,” University Police Chief J. Frank Wiley said in a statement. “The evidence shows that, contrary to how the defendants originally portrayed things, these three individuals were not the victims of a crime. Rather, we allege that they are the perpetrators.”

Predictably, the professional race hustlers bit hard...And she's not afraid to turn the pander up when needed...

Hillary Clinton paid tribute Saturday during her primary victory rally to the mothers of black victims killed by police and civilians – while ignoring the rising number of police killed by gunfire in the line of duty this year.

So far this year, according to the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund, 10 officers have been shot and killed, representing a 900 percent increase in firearms-related officer deaths compared with this time last year.

Just another reason, folks... just another reason.

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RELATED: "Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

"Look, man: I don't think the Oscars is racist or whatever the hell they're saying. Because if the Oscars were racist, they wouldn't have given this to three black gangsta rappers — for a song about pimping.. There's no getting blacker than that. So we flew out to L.A., and they fucking loved us."

Of course, there were a few bumps in the road...

"And that's when they hit me with a real banger: 'You gotta sing live with no vocals.' I was like, 'Damn,' because we always have like a little layer of the vocal tracks behind us when we do concerts. You know — just in case we miss a word. If we're too drunk or something. And they was like: "You gotta say all the words.

It did work out in the end...

"That's when I started feeling better because this was the most different concert I'd ever done. I'm used to looking in the crowd and seeing drug dealers and gangbangers. But this crowd was out there in gowns and tuxes and all kind of shit."

They did report being snubbed by a few folk... Salma Hayek and Prince.

Read the whole thing.

Trudeau makes Nobel shortlist...

...for latest effort to thematically unify Canada...

“I have a feeling that I may well be explaining my choice by saying ‘because it’s 2017,’” said Trudeau, when asked who he was considering for the office. ‘It’s important that we have a Governor General who looks like Canada does.”

Trudeau then winked at the audience, before hissing like a goose and flapping his arms.

Vimy Ridge, Juno Beach... to Teletubbie land...

"I can see no better way to fight that good fight than by encouraging ISIS to develop environmentally sustainable practices when conducting their terrorist acts."

Is it really that hard to imagine?

Constitution, Declaration of Independence...

...whatever...In other news... yet another reason to vote Trump...

Rev. Al Sharpton told attendees at a Center for American Progress Action Fund event Thursday he would flee the country if Donald Trump won the election, in order to avoid being deported by Trump.

Bonus.

More debt, more line-jumping refugees...

...and hey... let's throw a bone to convicted terrorists while we're at it...

The federal government is scrapping measures brought in by the Conservatives that allow Ottawa to revoke the citizenship of Canadians convicted of terrorism and other offences. If Liberal Immigration Minister John McCallum's new legislation passes, the citizenship of Zakaria Amara of the so-called Toronto 18 terrorist group could be restored.

"We did run on those things. We did win the election," he said. "And therefore, I would argue that we have a strong mandate to do those things we wish to do."

Don't blame me... I didn't vote for them.

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RELATED: What's Justin's other Mom up to?

TORONTO - Ontario's Liberal government will outline a plan to eliminate its deficit and stem the growth of its massive debt in today's provincial budget, the ninth in a row to be awash in red ink. Mike Moffatt of the Ivey Business School expects the net debt will crash through the psychological $300-billion mark in today's budget.

Unbelievable.

If you can't beat 'em...

...maybe you start looking for a Sirhan Sirhan...Can we call this "a trigger event?"

It's just serendipity...

..that it makes all the right people crazy...

More than three in five caucus-goers said they favor someone from outside the political establishment rather than a candidate with political experience as president. With 100 percent of precincts reporting, Trump finished first with a whopping 46 percent of the vote.

Who doesn't want to see the Bitch of Benghazi crash and burn just one more time?

Your money... her pet projects

Once again, the Liberal Party is pulling out all the trendy politically correct stops...

Ontario will spend $100 million over the next three years on a long-term strategy to end violence against indigenous women.

The question here is, why do we need this "strategy" at all?

"The overview reveals a virtually identical homicide solving rate for Aboriginal women (88%) and non-Aboriginal women (89%). The study reveals that the rate of stranger perpetrated homicide against Aboriginal women is 8%, virtually the same as for non-Aboriginal women (7%).

Why does Kathleen Wynne not have a strategy for protecting women regardless of their ethnicity? Why wouldn't the government want to just help victims of violence... regardless of gender or ethnic origin?

Perhaps, instead, as government statistics suggest, society needs to be protected from aboriginal women...

Sapers pointed to statistics that show the total number of people incarcerated in federal institutions went down by 12 per cent between 1996 and 2004. But the number of native inmates increased 21 per cent in the same period.

The figures were even more dramatic for native women, whose numbers rose by a startling 74 per cent.

Could the homicide rate for aboriginal women have any relation to their skyrocketing prescence in the prison system?

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RELATED: How about protecting aboriginal children...

...from their parents?

"The rate of deaths from injuries is 3 to 4 times higher for Aboriginal children than for other children in Canada."

Source: Government of Canada (2002) Healthy Canadians – A Federal Report on Comparable Health Indicators Ottawa: Health Canada.

And...

One in 10 aboriginal children now lands in foster care, compared to one in 200 for non-aboriginal children, the AFN said. There are currently three times as many children in foster care as there were in residential schools.

The numbers don't lie. Politicians do.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Amazing that Wynne, unable to find enough provincial rat holes to pour money into, invades what is largely a federal jurisdiction, aboriginal affairs."

I'm afraid our grandchildren will still be paying for Liberal folly 50 years from now.

You wouldn't understand...

...it's a Liberal thing...

Canada’s supply of stuff to apologize for must be running low. The CBC says Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne will issue a formal apology for a law passed in 1912 that essentially banned the use of French in elementary schools. The kindergarten class of 1915 will at last have closure.

How about an apology for the billion dollars the Liberals spent on not building new electrical generation capacity?

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RELATED: You can't say they aren't flexible

Stéphane Dion has perfected his stand on the $15 billion Saudi arms deal and it’s a Liberal classic: He’s for it and he’s against it. The Liberals will go ahead with the sale while also disapproving of it.

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On Monday, Finance Minister Bill Morneau indicated none of those three promises will be met. In just four months since the Oct. 19 election, Justin Trudeau has cut loose all the fiscal anchors he pledged to abide by even as he runs deficits.

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LAST WORD: Comment of the week

"Why, it's almost as if they just weren't ready."

“We decided that that decision can be put off... until we have the actual text of a bill,” Liberal House Leader Dominic LeBlanc said.

Way to govern, Dom.

Remember, this is Ontario...

If people want to steal your stuff... you have to stand there and watch them do it.

And let's not forget beautiful British Columbia...

"I’ve also met a lot of ex-homeless guys at AA meetings, including a few Main and Hastings refugees. They hadn’t been homeless because the Vancouver City Council was packed with miserly Tories or because there was a depression or a recession (in many case, there was neither). They were homeless because having a home—and a job and a wife and bills, living the “straight” life—had been leeching precious time, money, and energy away from their addictions, not to mention their criminal enterprises and overall compulsion to be assholes, just cuz."

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RELATED: Manitoba - The Game of Thrones province

Li said he heard the voice of God telling him to kill the young carnival worker or "die immediately." Li repeatedly stabbed McLean who unsuccessfully fought for his life. As passengers fled the bus, Li continued stabbing and mutilating the body before he was arrested.

Well, actually, Vince Li decapitated McLean, cut pieces off his body and ate them... but heck, if you can't say something nice... right?

If Vince Li/ Will Baker beheads someone else can we charge his doctors with complicity in a homicide?

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LAST WORD: PEI beats stiff competition...

"The province won after it printed up a 180,000 copies of a tourism guide with a front cover that featured a nice beach scene with a woman and man, who was sporting an erection."

Comment of the week...

"This story has lasted more than 4 hours. Should he not be seeing a doctor?"

Indeed.

Startling new evidence...

...that prolonged exposure to rap can cut your IQ in half...

"Hate it or love it, 50 Cent is going to have to explain all those Benjamins. In case anyone still doubted his financial woes, the rapper also posted a photo of the word 'BROKE' spelled out in 100 dollar bills."

And poor "Fiddy" is not the only suffering artiste...

One crowdfunding campaign has actually taken off, with 89 people raising a total of $588 by Wednesday morning. That gets West 0.001109433% of the way there.

“We must open our hearts and wallets for Kanye today,” wrote page creator Jeremy Piatt.

Must we? Hey, if you millennial asshats can put a snowboard instructor in charge of a whole country, I guess anything is possible.

"Instead of reflecting on the enormity of what lay ahead, he was sitting in on a hush-hush photo shoot and interview with the American glamour magazine Vogue..."

Time to go inventory the MREs and the ammo... later, alligator.

Instead of constantly making firearms...

...more & more super-duper, double illegal... let's hand out free chest tubes & trauma kits to everyone who wants them...

The Alberta government announced last week that it is addressing fentanyl’s “devastating impact” by making naloxone – a first-aid drug that reverses the symptoms of an opioid overdose – available free of charge to Albertans.

If it's good enough for the self-created, self-inflicted Junkie-Canadian "community"... it's good enough for me... OR, what say we bring back hanging for the "merchants of death" who are dealing this shit.

Just a thought.

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FROM THE GLOBE COMMENTS:Why are we staffing all these walk-in/get your methadone clinics with medical professionals... while any citizen who can't get a family doctor has to sit in the emergency room for 7 hours to get hurried/no follow-up treatment?

I'll see your benevolent Creator...

...and raise you a capricious, bloodthirsty Trickster...

My Melting Pot Overfloweth

A top spiritual leader in the Palestinian territory of Gaza told a television audience last week how and when men can beat their wives, advising not to hit them in a way that “makes the face ugly.”

Al-Laham, whose title makes him the top spiritual leader appointed by the Palestinian Authority, then went into detail about how a husband should hit a wife.

The shocking interview with Hassan Al-Laham, who holds the title “Mufti of Gaza,” came during a weekly Palestinian Authority TV program on social issues. Explaining that divorce must be a last resort in Islam, Al-Laham laid out the four steps that should come first.

"Allah said: Warn them [the wives], and separate from them, and hit them, and bring an arbitrator from his family and an arbitrator from her family," he said. The hitting should "be like a joke," even reinforcing "the love and friendship" between the couple.

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RELATED: In other Islamic goings-on

A court appeal launched by the former Conservative government seeking to rescind bail for Omar Khadr has been dropped by the Liberals as a part of the government's commitment to "review its litigation strategy."

Chalk up another win for Prime Minister Care Bear.

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LAST WORD: Math is hard

There were any number of “placeholders” in the Liberal platform – such as the cost of resettling Syrian refugees, pegged at $100 million during the election, now estimated at $1.2 billion.

Yup... he got us good.

The operative words here are...

..."size of a laptop"... which, as any professional smuggler will tell you, is "a gold plate gimmee"...

"We are afraid the radioactive element will fall into the hands of Daesh," says a senior security official with knowledge of the theft, using an Arabic acronym for ISIS.

ISIS, ISIS... aren't those the folks that Justin Trudeau has unilaterally decided... aren't worth fighting?

I wonder if they feel the same way about us.

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RELATED: If I were a suspicious person...

Canada’s Liberal government is facing heavy criticism from the Conservative opposition after International Development Minister, Marie-Claude Bibeau, admitted that Canadian humanitarian assistance could help terrorists, including ISIS and Hamas.

Seriously?

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LAST WORD: Live and don't learn

When U.S. Airways ticket agent Michael Tuohey laid eyes on Mohamed Atta on the morning of 9/11, he got a “chill” and thought to himself, “If this guy doesn’t look like an Arab terrorist, then nothing does.” But then, he says, he gave himself a politically correct “slap,” and handed Atta his ticket.

Atta proceeded to murder 3,000 Americans. But at least no undue scrutiny of Arabs was taking place at U.S. Airports!

We are doomed.

Straight out of the "Lefty" playbook

"Do as I say, not as I did..."

President Obama “regrets” filibustering the nomination of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito in 2006, his top spokesman said Wednesday, though he maintains that the Republican opposition to his effort to replace Justice Antonin Scalia is unprecedented.

As a senator from Illinois, Obama and 23 other senators attempted to stage a filibuster to block a confirmation vote on Alito, one of former President George W. Bush’s picks to serve on the bench.

Remember, it's only a bad thing when a conservative does it.

And while we're on hypocrisy...

Pope Francis made an indirect but biting criticism at Donald Trump Thursday, suggesting those who build walls “aren’t Christian.”

Ironically, the pope’s home of Vatican City is surrounded by enormous medieval walls.

Hey, at least this Pope isn't a card-carrying Hitlerite.

That arrogant, controlling Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...

Courtesy of the same idealogically retarded folk who "improved society" by murdering Russian Princesses.

"The NDP government is nine months old. It’s too young to be so brittle, and it’s getting too old to make such bombastic rookie mistakes. And on its first anniversary, The Rebel has looked more sympathetic than anyone could have imagined."

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UPDATE: Dipper Preem eats crow...

“We’ve heard a lot of feedback from Albertans and media over the course of the last two days and it’s clear we made a mistake,” the premier’s office said in a statement Wednesday.

Ezra 1, Notley Crue 0.

Government by... "Once upon a time..."

Never mind the billions of taxpayer dollars Prime Minister Care Bear is pissing away daily... it's LOOK HERE, LOOK HERE, we have a cultural genocide on our hands!!!

Canada's minister for the status of women, Patty Hajdu, suggests [via anecdotal evidence supplied by aboriginal activists] the number of missing and murdered indigenous women could be as high as 4,000, but (and I'm quoting verbatim here) "a dearth of hard data" means it's all but impossible to pinpoint an accurate figure.

Hmmm... a "dearth of hard data," Patty? For true?

You mean like that unsubstantiated argle-bargle that some "Social Justice Warrior™" just pulled out of her capacious, sainted, yet uberly-objective ass? You just might want to do a little more research...

A 2014 report by the RCMP concluded 1,017 aboriginal women had been slain between 1980 and 2012, and that another 164 were considered missing.

This report, of course, is utterly unacceptable. Apparently, the rookie minister is convinced the RCMP is is fiddling the books, her theory being that police departments will lowball murders because, well... racism.

Hajdu, who represents Thunder Bay–Superior North, said the 4,000 number is more believable because there is a history of police underreporting homicides, or failing to investigate suspicious deaths.

I dunno, Patty... if I'm a high ranking police bureaucrat, it's way more likely I'm gonna push these statistics as high as possible, to reinforce my case for a larger operating budget in the next fiscal year.

Regardless, the Natural Governing Party has decided instead, to go with the anecdotal "evidence" (a contradiction in terms if I ever heard one) supplied by, surprise, surprise... an aboriginal lobby group.

"Very often many families, because of negative interactions in the past, because of racism, have not in fact reported when a loved one goes missing," Dawn Lavell-Harvard, the president of Native Women's Association of Canada said in an interview with CBC News on Monday.

How does that even make sense? You don't report a crime because, what... the cops might solve it?

To further confuse the issue, perennial weeper and Librano spokes-dupe Carolyn Bennett then issued a statement that directly contradicted Ms. Lavell-Harvard...

Minister of Indigenous and Northern Affairs Carolyn Bennett said many families of missing or murdered indigenous women want police to dust off cold cases, or actually launch investigations.

So, which is it ladies... we won't report crimes... or we are working frantically to get the cops get off their asses and investigating?

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RELATED: Missing aboriginal women, huh?

I wonder if we could find any other statistics that shed light on this troubling issue?

Sapers pointed to statistics that show the total number of people incarcerated in federal institutions went down by 12 per cent between 1996 and 2004. But the number of native inmates increased 21 per cent in the same period.

The figures were even more dramatic for native women, whose numbers rose by a startling 74 per cent.

Hmmm.