Not in deep enough, apparently

Don't pay enough taxes? Kathleen Wynne will fix that...

Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne says her government will try to expedite the resettlement of Syrian refugees in the province to coincide with Justin Trudeau's bold commitment to bring in 25,000 refugees by the end of the year.

"We need to align with what the new government is going to do,'' Wynne said.

Don't blame me... I didn't vote for them.

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RELATED: Not just about the money

Around 700 of the 4,000 refugees who have been housed in Lower Saxony over the past week have gone missing and authorities mostly have no idea who or where they are.

No one seems to be worried that a set of Syrian documents including passports can be bought all over the middle east.

If it works for Glamour Boy...

...it ought to work for Missus McDeficit...

"They have got away with every crazy thing they have thought to try to get away with. They have three whole years to let this die down before they go back to the voters."

Meanwhile, Ontario burns.

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RELATED: Well, see... it all depends...

...on what you mean by "infrastructure."

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FROM THE COMMENTS: The always gentle left replies...

"Canada rejects assholes. And you continue to act like a conservative asshole."

Oh, my... somebody got up on the wrong side of the futon.

"SHUT UP..."

"...AND TAKE MY MONEY..."

Also... the ultimate homebrew helicopter simulator.Click on picture for more information.

Once a Maoist, always a Maoist

Remember, though... the government he most admires starved millions of people to death...

This disastrous one-child policy created a society without enough women to ensure most people could have a chance at choosing a mate. Reversing that decision 30 years later is, curiously, being presented as an economic policy.

"The party is seeking to eradicate poverty as defined under current standards, lifting the country’s remaining 70 million poor people above the poverty line by the end of the decade."

Oh, by the way... good news, dudes, in another 20 years, there may also be enough marriageable women to stave off societal collapse.

Don't you worry, though... Justin's still a believer.And a feminist...

During the event, which itself was widely criticized for sexist and patronizing undertones, an audience member asked Mr. Trudeau which nation’s “administration he most admired.”

To which Justin replied...

“There is a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say 'we need to go green.'"

Sadly, our boy wonder cum leader is talking out his bunghole...

Given decades of environmental neglect and China’s heavy reliance on coal — which produces 70% of the country’s energy — it would be difficult to produce a dramatic improvement quickly.

P.S. - Dear Justin... three decades isn't "turning on a dime."

It could have been worse, I suppose. If he'd fallen in love with the Burmese Junta, by 2019 we'd all be knee deep in heroin.

Click on the headlines to read the articles.

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UPDATE: The terrorists celebrate...

Pro-ISIS Activists React Joyously On Twitter To Canada's Elections

The PILF Network

Now that the tickler is on the other honorable member, there will be consequences...**********

RELATED: Government by E-Talk

Mrs PILF springs into action...Shiny ways, my friends.

Liberal "Dynamite Registry"...

,,,apparently falling down on the job...

Typical knuckle dragging, rural, neocon Canadian gun nut arrested for... wait a minute... where exactly is King St. & Spadina Ave?Which Toronto Skeet Club did this guy belong to... 'cos it sounds like a rockin' hangout.

Maybe the Integrated Guns & Gangs Task Force could help us out here.

Own property in Ontario?

Kathleen Wynne's Liberals will be taking a bigger bite out of your equity...

“Ontario home buyers are already charged a provincial land transfer tax, so by adding a municipal tax, they’re essentially doubling the tax burden on Ontario families,” said Patricia Verge, president of OREA, in a release.

“If the Ontario Liberals follow through with this plan, homebuyers will be forced to pay $10,000 in total land transfer taxes on the average priced home in Ontario, starting as early as next year.”

Since 2010, homeowners in the center of the universe have been bending over and grabbing their ankles for their Liberal overlords...

On a $1 million home in the city, the buyer must pay a tax of $16,475 to the province and a $15,725 tax to Toronto.

You have three more days to let the Liberals know how you feel about this.

Don't shoot the messenger, I sure didn't vote for them.

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RELATED: You ever wonder why...

..the Liberals Green Plan cost 8 billion taxpayer dollars?

Because it's a scam.

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UPDATE: Her relations with Unions...

...but you get fucked...

Unfortunately for Wynne, the size of the meal keeps growing: from $2.5 million paid to three unions when the news broke a week ago, the figure quickly grew to $3.7 million, and on Tuesday was reported to be as high as $7.1 million.

Remember, this is the story the Globe & Mail refused to run on election day because it would've blown back at Wynne favourite Justin (PILF) Trudeau.

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POSTSCRIPT: Remember, the income tax...

...was a temporary measure to fund World War I.

How long before the Liberals decide to impose a special "Car Owner" surtax? Once you're on that "tax & spend slippery slope, where does it stop?

How about a tax on people who eat red meat, or are exclusively heterosexual? Somebody has to pay for all that "social housing."

What new federal taxes will Justin's Liberals impose to support years of Liberal deficits?

"Shiny ways, my friends"

No whiny, self-centered "justice warrior" left behind...When you really, really need someone to stroke your fevered brow... and your mummy is nowhere to be found.

I'm guessing none of the folks...

...on this streetcar will ever vote Liberal again...

The initial monologue from Yatim, who had chased off all the passengers by swinging his knife at a young woman and then parading up the aisle with his penis in his left hand and the knife in the other, was little short of crazed.

Bear in mind that the woman in question has said she would have had her throat slashed had she not jerked back out of the way. In non-Justin circles, we call that attempted murder.

So, switchblade in one fist... his dick in the other... screaming racial invective...

“Get the fuck out of here, all of you,” he yelled, knife in hand, to the escapees. “fuck those bitch niggas.” Then, “You’re off. Run. Don’t walk. You’re fucking niggas.”

What do you do with a mad dog?

You put it down.

Sorry folks, James Forcillo deserves a commendation, not a murder trial.

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#CopsLivesDontMatter

Next time you get mugged, try calling a politician...

"Facts are stubborn things, but it is probably asking too much for anti-cop bigots to recognize them. Yet for the president of the United States to cheer their movement is more than a mistake. It is another tragic illustration of how Obama is taking America backward."

Exactly what sort of facts are we talking about here?

"The New York City murder rate is typical. Year in, year out, about 90 percent of homicide victims are nonwhite males, as are 90 percent of their killers."

Funny how seldom things like that get mentioned in the media. And that's incredibly corrosive and misleading.

"For the president to emphasize that there are brutal and racist cops, presumably white, without citing the staggering rate of black-on-black crime distorts both problems."

Now that Canada has elected Justin "Obama Lite" Trudeau, will we see a similar swing to so called "progressive" values?

When did cops become the enemy?

Sensitive, New Age PILF

The opposite of girls night out... is guys night in...

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RELATED: Curiously, his first ministerial edict...

...is handing the Kurds over to ISIS...

OH MY GAWD... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE...

...wait a minute...

"There ARE NO DOCUMENTED CASES where the [blanked out] technique has been used in a criminal offence in Canada."

Your RCMP... solving complicated technical problems that don't actually exist.

Don't you guys have 25,000 military age Syrian male "refugees" to screen in the next 60 days?

Enjoy Bruce, er... Caitlyn's TV show...

...while you can...

"What more needs to be done to combat the high suicide rate among transgender people?"

Unfortunately, despite Bruce Jenner's newfound celebrity as the latest & greatest Kardashian sister, if there is a solution to transgender morbidity, it resides outside the surgical realm.

Anyone who looks at the academic literature, as compiled by folks like the National Institutes of Health, will see that the suicide rate for pre & post-op transsexuals is nearly identical at just over 40%.

Persons with transsexualism, after sex reassignment, have considerably higher risks for mortality, suicidal behaviour, and psychiatric morbidity than the general population.

Our findings suggest that sex reassignment, although alleviating gender dysphoria, may not suffice as treatment for transsexualism, and should inspire improved psychiatric and somatic care after sex reassignment for this patient group.

The established facts, which the transgendered community do their best to suppress, show that transsexualism is a psychiatric condition that is not "cured" by cutting off your existing genitalia and replacing them with a surgical facsimile.

It's all there in black and white...

The review of more than 100 international medical studies of post-operative transsexuals by the University of Birmingham's aggressive research intelligence facility (Arif) found no robust scientific evidence that gender reassignment surgery is clinically effective.

Actually, it's worse than that...

Research from the US and Holland suggests that up to a fifth of patients regret changing sex.

20% regret changing genders, over 40% attempt suicide.

This is not a problem you can solve "from the heart outward."

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RELATED: Ask a feminist icon...Political correctness starts to eat its own tail.

The trouble with Conservatives...

...is that they don't understand the importance of theatre...

I have a vision of Bill, the master of the form, sitting in the darkness off the stage where she was prepping for this event. “Hillary, dammit. One more time. Really look like you’re mad. Think of... no, never mind. Not Monica mad... just normal mad.”

The truth may set you free, but it sure don't win elections.

Of course, winning is only the first step. At some point you have to gather your supporters and start leading.Bravo... spoken like a true believer.

52 million dollars here...

...52 million dollars there... pretty soon you're talkin' real money...Let's ask the people who use the system what they think...

The additional costs include $15.7 million to hire more IT staff at the ministry and to train social assistance case workers who complained the SAMS program was too complicated and too time consuming for them to use.

Now let's ask Liberal Social Assistance Minister Helena Jaczek...

“They’re finding the situation stable, they can rely on it,” said Jaczek. “They’re being relieved of some of the manual tasks they had to do in terms of calculation of benefits and so on.”

Anyway, the proof is in the pudding, as they say...

At one point last December, just a month after it went online, SAMS queued up $20 million in overpayments for people living on social assistance.

Remember, these are the same people who have gifted us with the highest electricty rates in North America.

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RELATED: Pennies from heaven

Liberal education minister Liz Sandals says she didn’t ask for receipts or any other proof of payment before agreeing to pay the teachers unions $2.5 million for their bargaining costs. The Ontario education minister just paid what they wanted.

Looks like Momma Kathleen will be able to help Justy out with his deficit spending initiative.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"It’s great to see Justin is keeping his election promise of spending on 'infrastructure'. He’s starting with 'himself'. His mother Margaret (the new PMO spokesperson?) told CBC, the golden couple won’t be moving into 24 Sussex right away because it needs $10 MILLION dollars of renovations."

No surprise here, I guess... Justin's expense account as a director of the Katimavik program would have made Caligula blush.

PM-elect calls for Syrian "safety break"

Awright, awright, nobody works, nobody gets hurt... well, except for all the Kurds...

“It is a bad news for us. Canada was a major partner in the coalition and it was a great help to Kurdistan,” Jabar Yawar, chief of staff for the Kurdish Regional Government’s Peshmerga Ministry said in an interview posted Wednesday about Mr. Trudeau’s plan to end this country’s combat operations in Iraq and Syria.

A spokesman for Mr. Trudeau declined to comment on the comments from the Kurdish peshmerga.

I bet he did.

No real surprise here, you won't even agree to revoke convicted terrorists citizenship, it's not like you're gonna shoot at them. What's next, diplomatic recognition for the "Islamic State?"

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RELATED: ME, ME, ME diplomacy

There's any number of reasons that countries have a "Foreign Affairs" department. I guess we're lucky Justin didn't just Tweet it out to the world.

Despite the flush of victory rhetoric...

...I'm thinking "first promise to be broken"...

"In an election based on proportional representation... the Liberals would drop from 184 to 135 seats, while the Conservatives would inch up from 99 to 108 and the NDP would have a much higher profile with 68 seats instead of its current 44."

Will Justin really cut the Liberal Party's throat?

Look for "#Gerald Butts kicks Justins nuts" to very shortly start trending.

Look on the bright side...

It's not like Ontario WILL EVER elect another NDP government...

“While Mr Trudeau is the product of two political families — his father was prime minister — he came to politics late, after working as a snowboard instructor.”

So much for Canada ever being taken seriously again on the world stage. The only way this could be worse is if pictures of Justin as a mime start to surface on social media.

The lad himself has the media savvy of the selfie generation, and can more or less handle the bofferball questions from a sympathetic press."

"His sincerity shines when it comes to a small range of policy enthusiasms, such as the legalization of marijuana and brothels, and he is visibly convinced that peace is much nicer than war.

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UPDATE: Intellect Optional

While Canadians are pretty well aware that they elected a very attractive new leader, the rest of the world is like, “OMG, who is this beautiful, beautiful man?”

It's true, who wants "brainy" Stephen Harper when they can have "studmuffin" Justin?

Especially, you know, in a Prime Minister.

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RELATED: It's working so well...

...for the Italians, isn't it?

Pierre's son has reiterated his intent to change Canada over to a proportional representation system of voting.

Only parties passing a 3% minimum threshold in the first round are assigned seats. If the party receiving the plurality of the votes passes a 40% threshold, it is attributed a minimum of 340 seats (54%). The remaining 277 seats are allocated to the other parties in a proportional fashion, and no second round takes place.

Italy has had over 60 fractious governments in the 70 years since World War II.

Hey Canada, that new tax...

...on stupidity? The first installment gets billed today...

"The Liberals promised to up that to 25,000, beginning immediately. The platform promises to spend $250 million, including $100 million in the current fiscal year, 'to increase Syrian refugee processing, as well as sponsorship and settlement services.'”

That's $10,000 per refugee, right? That just might cover welfare housing & food for one year, but let's remember these people are not well educated, don't speak the language and have had minimal health care, so that figure needs to be multiplied, probably by at least four to cover "sponsorship and settlement services."

And it needs to be spent every year until Ahmad is employable. Call it a billion dollars yearly.

That's just one Justin promise... and it doesn't improve a single middle class Canadian life.

That's what you voted for, Canada. They promised us billions of dollars in deficit spending, and fuddle my sainted duddle, they'll deliver.

From the heart outwards, baby.

P.S. - Remember the Liberals "revenue neutral" long gun registry? Allan Rock promised that it would "pay for itself" through user fees.

Two billion dollars later, the Conservatives had to shoot the ailing beast and put it's crippled ass out of it's non-functional misery.

Dalton McGuinty's "Green Plan," adopted by Kathleen Wynne has put Ontario 8 billion dollars in the red. In Ontario, we now pay the highest electricity rates in North America. It is killing manufacturing jobs daily.

Government exists to perpetuate itself. Bureaucrats must spend all the money they're given or their budgets will be cut. Justin promised to slash a hole in Canada's national purse and enough people got on board that it's actually gonna happen.

This is a sad day for Canada.

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LAST WORD: A Liberal Supporter speaksA sad, sad day.

The mere fact that...

...Canada's answer to Paris Hilton is even on the ballot makes me fear for my country...

Harper successfully led Canada through the worst recession since the Great Depression, emerging in better shape than almost any other developed country.

Since then, he has successfully balanced the federal budget and positioned Canada for modest surpluses for the next four years.

There are two serious issues facing Canada right now: Ongoing economic uncertainty, and an increasingly unstable situation in the Middle East. In the face of the worst economic downturn in a generation, Harper has made sure that Canada remains on secure economic footing, something both his opponents’ plans put at risk.

When it comes to confronting ISIL and the threat of global terror more generally, only the Conservatives are prepared to treat the matter with the strength of conviction it deserves.

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RELATED: The millionaire trust fund baby

Today’s busy voter deserves to know just how much their potential future prime minister is lacking in credentials.

In terms of career experience, all the 43-year-old’s chalked up is a couple years as a teacher in British Columbia. After that, he entered an engineering program but soon dropped out, then started another MA program but dropped that too. He became an MP shortly after, in 2008.

In other words, Justin Trudeau spent the years before entering politics dabbling in this and that, drifting about without any commitment to work or school.

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LAST WORD: Justin's pals throw elbows

The return of Chretien-style politics.

Self defense...

...is the only real and credible defense...

Remember, your local police force... (excuse me, police service)... aren't the guys who pump out your septic tank and prevent all that shit from backing up into your home.

That, my friend, is on you.

Contemporary "Peace Officers" are the bored functionaries who show up after you're knee deep in liquified turds, tear up your sodden, stinking backyard and leave you struggling with the bill.

You want peace of mind & safety of person, it's all up to you, Van Damme. Too many cops these days are box ticking bureaucrats or obvious affirmative-action lottery winners (encoutered a largish female officer recently who would've had trouble with a flight of stairs, nevr mind a drunk, dusted up biker). For the moment, they still get to tote guns, (although Gawd & CBC forbid they should actually use them) but that may change under Justin "From the Heart Outward" Trudeau.

Unlike all those popular television shows, the police do not anticipate, calculate, isolate and otherwise prevent crimes. There is no magical carp breeding database a la CSI Miami that utilises electron microscopy & fish mites to take down aspiring Unabombers.

Let's look at just one particularly egregious example.

"An Ohio man had a 14-year-old girl dropped off at his home, held her captive for months, raped her and impregnated her."

Well, bad (even horrific) things happen in this screwed up world, right? It's not like anybody could have seen that com... wait a minute...

Sheriff’s spokesman Michael Robison Thursday confirmed that Jackson wore the electronic monitoring device from Jan. 22 to July 31 of this year. "We conducted our typical unscheduled and unannounced home visits," Robison said."

Hang on a second... can we assume the electronic bracelet wasn't simply an offbeat fashion statement?

"Jackson contacted the teenager through Facebook in February after pleading not guilty an abduction case involving two females who said he held them against their will at a hotel in Blue Ash, Ohio in 2014."

So this freak had a history of abducting women and still no alarm bells?

Seems no one was able to see what was going on despite all the clues. Electronic monitoring, unscheduled visits and Jackson still pulls this off. The only thing the cops didn't do was bring this guy beer and pizza. It was even total happenstance that this guy was even caught.

"Jackson was arrested in Utah last week when he tried to run away from drug task force officers conducting a routine stop at a bus station."

Moral of the story? Like I said, it's all on you. Just something to consider at 3am and you wake up to the sound of breaking glass.

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RELATED: Don't be black, don't be black...

...sunuvabitch...

But wait, it ain't over 'til it's over. Just a typical GTA weekend.

Yet again, farmers, hunters and sport shooters are off the hook... but that won't stop the lefties from going after legitimate firearms owners... as opposed to organised criminal enterprises.