♫ "City girls just seem to find out early" ♫

..."How to open doors with just a smile" ♫

Rutgers University Professor Brittney Cooper unleashed a tirade at supporters of President Donald Trump in a social media thread this week.

“Fuck each and every Trump supporter!”

Even the diehard Lefties were aware

...of Sloppy Joe's, er... "proclivities"...

A 2008 column in the far-left magazine CounterPunch accusing Joe Biden of “loutish sexual advances” in the U.S. Senate has become a lightning rod in the debate over Biden and his former staffer Tara Reade’s allegation of sexual assault in 1993.

The article, written by the late Alexander Cockburn, lamented then-presidential candidate Barack Obama’s choice of Biden as a running mate in August 2008.

Biden, in Cockburn’s view, was an empty and worthless swamp creature, a D.C. insider chosen purely to improve Obama’s electoral odds who would ultimately stifle any progressive agenda for the candidate of “Hope and Change.”

Felonia Milhous Von Pantsuit is starting to salivate...

"In fact, Clinton talked so much about their shared history that it was easy to forget that she was endorsing Joe Biden. It almost sounded as though she were touting her own resume instead."

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RELATED: Is that what America really wants?

"It was like watching Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny obsessing about a quart of missing strawberries – and losing sight of the world war raging about him."

It isn't simply about crashing...

...the worldwide financial system...

"To say they cannot leave their house and that they will be arrested if they do: that's fascist."

"That is not democratic; give people back their goddamn freedom."

Ah, Toronto... don't ever change

#DiversityStrongistan

TORONTO -- "A shooting in East York at Wakunda Place and O’Connor Drive has left one male victim with serious injuries as police respond to multiple reports of gunshots in the area Wednesday night."

Wakunda, Wakunda... that sounds so familiar.

RELATED: Where was that again?

Officials said the shooting happened in the area of Norfinch Drive and Finch Avenue West, just west of Jane Street, at around 12:18 p.m.

Are Canadian borders actually that porous...

...or did Gabriel Wortman get his "assault rifle" off either of the two Mounties he bested on his deadly journey?

At a press conference in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, RCMP Supt. Darren Campbell said the man who carried out the deadliest mass shooting in Canada’s history was carrying several semi-automatic handguns and two semi-automatic rifles.

Asked if the shooter was carrying a “military-style assault rifle,” Campbell replied that police had found a weapon that could be described that way.

Say, what? C'mon Clouseau... just tell us what it was. We already know he stole the dead cops's handgun.

Why will nobody ask the obvious questions?

Here's another one...

Did Toronto teen kill himself in botched "rip & run?"

Why does the media allow the myriad spokes-bots to get away with all these ambiguous statements?

"Police have previously said they have a 'fairly good idea' that Wortman didn't have a firearms licence in Canada."

What's stopping them from giving a definitive answer?

Is Canada's much-celebrated "Firearms Registry" down for the count?

Will the actual numbers...

...end up justifying all the hysteria?

It sure doesn't look like it...

Why are death rates falling while COVID-19 deaths continue to grow? It may be that many deaths that aren’t really COVID-19 related are counted as that anyway. The net effect is to exaggerate COVID-19 deaths, while underestimating others.

Employing simple arithmetic, in a pandemic you would expect a surge in overall deaths, all things being equal.

Could it be that the number of COVID-19 deaths has been inflated? There’s strong evidence for this.

A continuing media-driven panic could end up being the real killer here.

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RELATED: Drinking the KungFlu Koolade

"People very justifiably want to know if some $3 to 5 trillion of our economy has been lost for a good reason, versus from panic stemming in large part from artificially inflated statistics."

The government has put in place strong financial incentives for ambiguous or multi-cause deaths to be assigned to the Covid-19 virus as “the” cause.

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LAST WORD: Justin Saves The World

"In Canada, nursing homes account for 79% of deaths."

The Four Most Important Words...

...you're gonna hear this week...

NINE... MEALS... FROM... ANARCHY...

"C&S Wholesale Grocers CEO Michael Duffy warned on “Fox & Friends First” Tuesday that shoppers will soon see more instances of meat being out of stock in grocery stores due to disruptions in the supply chain amid the coronavirus outbreak."

Think about it. Three days without food and your SJW neighbours are beginning to think about cooking and eating you.

Facts don't matter. It's about what people believe.

RELATED: Get 'em while you can...

"As a result of the diminished demand from restaurants, millions of pounds of potatoes are at risk of being thrown away. Planting for the 2020 harvest has been reduced, MacIsaac says, and processing companies have told farmers to store their French fry potatoes until there’s a need for them again."

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MEANWHILE OVER AT UBERWOKE CNN:

Gotta have priorities

"She's 'enabling a sexual predator!'"

C'mon...that's practically her whole job description...

Tara Reade blasts Hillary Clinton after Biden endorsement:

The Hildabeast wants on the ticket so bad she can taste it. Then, six months down the road, Sloppy Joe drowns in the Rose Garden duck pond.

Even insane uber-lefty Alyssa Milano can see which way the wind is blowing here.

Gotta get those crazy redneck...

...cowboys under contr... wait a minute...

Almost two years have passed since Horst Stewin, who was visiting from Germany, was shot in the head and suffered life-altering injuries. Horst was visiting from Germany and was shot as he drove along a highway on the west side of Calgary, according to CBC News.

Provincial court Judge George Gaschler gave the teen responsible for the shooting a 21-month sentence. He will be released from custody straight away because of the time he’s already served.

The shooter is now 18-years-old and is from Stoney Nakoda First Nation.

"You need the support of your family," Gaschler said."

The motive is believed to be mistaken identity. And meth.

UPDATE: Got this via email from a reader...

"Judge George Gaschler accepted a joint submission from the Crown and defence for 21 months, which includes a 14-month custodial sentence and an additional seven months of house arrest."

I got nuthin'.

"Math be racis'"

“Nearly a decade after states adopted Common Core, the empirical evidence makes it clear that these national standards have yielded underwhelming results for students."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"But our children are all well versed in political correctness and climate change.”

"It sucks when they miss your cancer..."

"...because they were looking at nature instead..."

Meanwhile in other medical news...

"Ontario’s medical regulator has revoked the licence of Toronto neurosurgeon Mohammed Shamji who murdered his wife two days after she filed for divorce."

Maybe he should have asked for a second opinion before dishing out treatment.

RELATED: Or they could just be exhibitionists

As "Sloppy Joe" continues to cower & hide

#BelieveAllWomenExceptThisOne...

"Now two more sources have come forward to corroborate certain details about Reade's claims. One of them — a former neighbor of Reade's has stated that Reade disclosed details about the alleged assault to her in the mid-1990s."

ASK A DEMOCRAT:

"Pelosi is just one of many leading Democrats who have either not commented on or downplayed the claim by Tara Reade."

Smell the "Professional" Journalism

Next: Six-part tell-all on "gravity holding shit down"...

“She was such a strong person,” her granddaughter, Helen Lee, said Sunday. “She would have made it to 112 for sure.”

"If not for COVID-19."

I got nuthin'.

TORONTO Homicide #24/2020

Get out your magic decoder rings... one more time...

"Toronto police say a 15-year-old boy has died after a shooting in the city’s north end shortly after 6 p.m. on Sunday."

Ah yes, the notorious "northwest" end of Toronto.

RELATED: Here's how Toronto Police report it...

"On Sunday, April 26, 2020, at 6:07 p.m., officers responded to a shooting at 1884 Sheppard Avenue West."

Not anywhere near Jane St., right Officer?

UPDATE: Not everybody is going after "assault rifles"...

“The gun violence with the black youth in the community needs to come to an end,” Jeremiah Ranger’s mother told CP24 on Monday morning.

Given the perforating wound to his buttock & leg, the mother's lack of rage and the cop doing backflips not to say anything... I'd say this was a "rip & run" gone bad.

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RELATED2: Attention Farmers, Hunters & Skeet shooters...

Gonna grab up your legal, registered firearms anyway...

“The gunplay is for the most part people who have high-risk lifestyles,” Police Chief Mark Saunders said. “If you don’t have a high-risk lifestyle you are in good shape relatively speaking.”

Who exactly are these folks Chief? Is there any sort of commonality besides being sort of "reckless?"

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LAST WORD: Cops rounding up Gangsta Mennonites

"Surveillance camera footage released by police shows a 15-year-old boy get into a waiting vehicle outside of his North York home and then exit about 10 seconds later suffering from a fatal gunshot wound."

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY...

"Basically, it is a bit like the Chevrolet El Camino or Ford Ranchero, a small, car-based pickup truck."

I'm voting for the wealthy fornicator...

...I just don't know which one yet...

While working for the then-Delaware Senator while in her mid-20s, she says he cornered her in a hallway, thrust his hands up her skirt, penetrated her vagina, and when she objected, he said something to the effect of, “Come on, I heard you like me.”

It gets better...

Democratic leaders in Congress continued on Sunday to remain quiet on the sexual assault allegations leveled against their party’s presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden, even as anger over the accusations mounted from the party’s more progressive wing.

Seriously... that's your guy?

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RELATED: Better and better...

"Say what you want about the Trump kids, none of them have been found with a crack pipe on them. The same can’t be said for Hunter Biden."

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LAST WORD: Twitter has Sloppy Joe's back

And where is the prestigious mainstream media in all this?

"New York Times skips latest development in Tara Reade's sexual assault claims against Joe Biden."

I'm beginning to understand...

...why the RCMP is being so cagey about releasing information on Nova Scotia shooter...Why won't the RCMP definitively state whether Gabriel Wortman had a current, valid RPAL?

The killer’s father, who also described being “beaten” by his son during a vacation in Cuba, told Frank his son had a “helluva a gun collection” and if the RCMP had obtained a “search warrant” he wonders if this could have been averted.

Apparently, you can escape police scrutiny simply by not applying for a firearms licence...

"Between this claimed death threat, the described weapons, the earlier conditional discharge for an assault on a 15-year-old boy and the alleged assault on his father, there were potential red flags that may have slipped between the justice system’s cracks."

Note that when I applied to renew my RPAL recently, the RCMP sent a separate letter to Mrs Neo enquiring if I had done anything to merit further scrutiny.

Gabriel Wortman got his "presumption of innocence." What about all the legal, registered owners of firearms in Canada?

Wake up and smell the hysteria

The latest figures on overall death rates from all causes show no increase at all. Deaths are lower than in 2019, 2018, 2017 and 2015, slightly higher than in 2016. Any upward bias is imparted by population growth.

By impeding herd immunity, particularly among students and other non-susceptible young people, the lockdown in the U.S. has prolonged and exacerbated the medical problem.

Dogs With Jobs

"Back on that fateful day in 2008, after Chesney decided to become a dog handler, he took his first instruction seriously • these dogs weren’t like pets. They were lethal weapons."

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RELATED: "Fetch me his soul, Lucifer!"

News You Can Trash

CNN... the Alyssa Milano of the mainstream media world...

According to one analysis, CNN waited 24 days to cover the allegations. By contrast, the outlet published nearly 700 articles about allegations against Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh in the 19 days from when they became public to his confirmation in 2018.

CNN did not immediately respond to a series of questions, including whether the network knew the footage existed.

Oh... it exists alright.

"If only there was a law"

Trudeau government vows to enact draconian statutes regarding use of "borrowed police firearms."

And murdering cops • that'll be "super double-illegal"...

"After taking Const. Heidi Stevenson's life, Wortman took the officer's police-issued sidearm and magazines," RCMP Supt. Darren Campbell said.

I'm not so sure I'd trust Supt. Campbell or his media confreres to give me the time of day...

Police have previously said they have a "fairly good idea" that Wortman didn't have a firearms licence in Canada.

How is that a remotely acceptable answer?

Hey, Darren... are you saying the Canadian Firearms Registry isn't working? You checked the computer, right?
Why the uncertainty? He either has one, or he doesn't.

As well, the local cops were aware of his, er... hobby...

Donald Walker says the police were apparently aware of what Wortman was doing.

"He said that he had talked to the police," Walker said. "That they suggested to him, if he was going to take it to car shows, that he not drive it on the road, but take it by trailer."

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IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE: I smell lawsuits...

"Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil confirmed Tuesday his government never received a request from the Mounties to send a message to the wider community through Alert Ready, Canada's emergency alert system, which sends messages to Canadians through television, radio and LTE-connected cell phones."

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LAST WORD: Ted Kennedy's automobile has...

...killed more people than my firearms...

"There is simply no need for civilians to own repeating firearms, period, end of discussion. Sorry children, for the greater good of all in Canada, your murderous toys shall be confiscated and destroyed, period, end of discussion."

So, you don't have a problem with me coming to your house and throwing out anything I feel "you don't actually need?"

♫ Killing Me Softly With His Song ♫

"I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style" ♫...Dear Prime Minstrel... maybe just a little less "saving"... please and thank you..

Between 15,000 and 20,000 Canadians have likely had their cardiac procedures delayed due to COVID-19, according to an estimate by the Canadian Cardiovascular Society. Cancer surgeries were also down by about 40 per cent between March 15 and April 12 compared to the same period last year.

There are thousands of other surgical procedures — including high volumes of cataract surgeries and hip and knee replacements — that have also been cancelled.

Justin's "Post-National" Canada

Remember... if Theresa Tam mandated throwing Virgins into Volcanoes, you disagree at your peril...Forget about "solutions"... just play the race card.

Our continuing series of 'stories you won't see at CBC'...

"China has rejected calls for an independent international investigation into the origin of the coronavirus."

And obviously, Brer Potato doesn't have a problem with that.

Maybe Thanos was right...

...are we too stupid to live?

"Of all fatal cases in New York state, two-thirds were in patients over 70 years of age; more than 95 percent were over 50 years of age.

Of 6,570 confirmed COVID-19 deaths fully investigated for underlying conditions to date, 6,520, or 99.2 percent, had an underlying illness."

"In this virus, we know that medical care is not even necessary for the vast majority of people who are infected. It is so mild that half of infected people are asymptomatic."

The baby, the bathwater, the plumbing & the house...

"Vital population immunity is prevented by total isolation policies, prolonging the problem."

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RELATED: Suddenly "probable" is a scientific term...

“There’s a discrepancy in the numbers,” said Charles E. Kiessling Jr., president of the Pennsylvania Coroners Association and coroner in Lycoming County.

“I’m not saying there’s something going on. I’m not a conspiracy theory guy. But accuracy is important.”

When seconds count, the cops are...

...only thirteen and a half hours away...

Police confirmed Wednesday that the suspect managed to escape from a perimeter they had set up around the rural area, but they didn’t realize he was gone until some time between 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. on Sunday when his girlfriend – whom they have described as a “key witness” – revealed details about the fake police car.

John Hudson, who had known Wortman for about 18 years, said the information the girlfriend provided to police was crucial to stopping the gunman.

“If it wasn’t for her giving that information, it would have been a lot worse,” said Hudson. “They wouldn’t have known to be looking for an RCMP car.”

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

"Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil is urging his mourning province to withhold their criticism of the RCMP."

This whole situation is a descent into farce.

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RELATED: Dudley DoRight doubles down...

"The RCMP are defending a decision not to send out a public alert until late in a gunman’s 12-hour rampage through rural Nova Scotia, in what has become the deadliest mass shooting in Canadian history."

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

On Tuesday, April 14, 2020, Motaz Haj, 27, of Toronto, was charged with manslaughter.

The victim was identified as Hilary Retzer, 27, of Toronto. Homicide #79/2019

But, but, but...

...the Prime Minstrel got to travel to his cottage...

"So agreeing to give up civil liberties like playing in parks and eating in restaurants and reading in libraries and travelling to other places has become a point of Canadian civic pride."

“There’s a pervading sense that the presumption of guilt applies to everyone who is outside during COVID.”

Well... almost everyone.

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RELATED: Cottage, cottage... that sounds so familiar

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LAST WORD: Liberals shitcanned emergency medical supplies

"Asked by Conservative MP Chris Lewis whether sending protective equipment to China left Canada short, Liberal Health Minister Patty Hajdu not only didn’t answer the question, she lied about the purpose of the emergency stockpile."

The Capricious & Unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...

"Many mosques are facing bankruptcy because they lived off the collection for Friday prayers. They will soon no longer be able to pay their rents, property loan rates, or their staff."

I'm sure Saudi Arabia would be willing to ante up.

Canadian public happy to have...

...their faces shoved into the sand.

#Hillary1N1 causing horrible brainmelt

"U.S. • America suffered its highest one-day increase in cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome yesterday, adding 317,259 new cases. This brought the number of U.S. cases to roughly 59 million, while worldwide cases of the deadly disease increased to 110 million."

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FLU IS THE LEAST OF THEIR PROBLEMS:

"I'm voting for the wealthy fornicator. I just can't figure out which one."

Not much of a surprise that it took...

...thirteen and a half hours for cops to catch up with Gabriel Wortman.Apparently the government is still unable, or unwilling to access the federal firearms licensing computer system...

Chief Supt. Chris Leather said Wednesday that "we have a fairly good idea that, in Canada at least, he didn't have a firearms acquisition certificate."

Wait, what... you don't know? How is that possible?

It remains unclear whether the killer was ever, in the past, granted a licence by the federal firearms licensing body operated by the RCMP.

That really doesn't seem like an especially useful database.

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RELATED: Why did RCMP shoot up a firehall?

We, the Sheeple

Oh, c'mon now... when have the media and the politicians ever steered you wrong?

"When people take a public position that causes massive, massive, massive economic and societal disruption, it's going to be hard to get them to acknowledge that position was wrong or even that it can be changed right now in the light of new data."

This is what an outdoorsman refers to as "Kentucky windage."

The city decided to add 3,700 people to its death tolls, who they “presumed” to have died from the virus.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"It is much easier to fool someone, than it is to convince them that they have been fooled."
M. Twain

Dumbing down RCMP entry standards...

...opens up a whole other can of worms...

Pat Curran, SIRT’s interim director, said he could not provide much information because the investigation into the incident is in its early stages.

Two RCMP officers did discharge their firearms at the scene, though he could not identify which weapons were used or who the officers were shooting at.

PS... apparently not shooting at Gabriel Wortman.

I'm beginning to see why, despite a trail of bodies AND burning houses, it took a half day to track this guy down.

TRAVEL BACK IN TIME WITH ME TO 2016:

"Starting this month, the RCMP is dropping its requirement that applicants must be Canadian citizens. It will now accept permanent residents.

Post-secondary graduates will no longer have to write an entrance exam that measures aptitude for police work and the force will no longer require a physical abilities evaluation before people submit an application."

Oh, it gets better...

"An internal RCMP document, obtained through access to information, flagged credit checks, the criminal background ban, the two-hour aptitude test and long stints at the training depot as potential barriers during the recruitment process."

TORONTO Homicide #23/2020

He has been identified as Djuro Orlovic, 72, of Toronto.

Trudeau needs to distract Canadians...

...from disastrous performance on coronavirus...Apparently, the homicidal criminals "will balance themselves."

Remember 'assault style' means anything that resembles guns you see in movies. If it appeared in the same shot with Sylvester Stallone, it's gone.

"Authorities have yet to confirm that 'assault-style weapons' were used in the attack, but Trudeau indicated he already intended to secure the ban."

The RCMP and Public Safety Minister Bill Blair have yet to say whether Wortman legally acquired his firearm, or even whether it involved rifles or handguns.

They're counting on a obsequeously compliant media and the sheeplike behaviour of most Canadians.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"How about making it illegal to be a mass murderer?"

You know, instead of targetting legal firearms owners.

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RELATED: No wonder Bill Blair is so tight-lippedDid the RCMP issue a firearms licence to a ticking time bomb?

“I was 15 and I’m standing outside of his denture clinic on Portland Street. He came outside ... He told me to ‘get off the property,’ and he smelled like booze."

"He grabbed my shirt and punched me in the back of the head."

"Wortman was banned from possessing a weapon for nine months and had to attend 'counselling in anger management.'”

STOP... OR I'LL YELL STOP AGAIN!

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LAST WORD: Let's ask a 94 year-old lady

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Just do the REICH thing...

ComicBookFanatic97...
"This reminds me of something. Can't quite put my finger on it."

justinduane...
"Mine has the Star of David on it!! And I got a free train ticket!"

Need a little background?

"In what might be one of the most over-the-top and draconian responses to coronavirus yet seen, Valley County, Montana is mandating that out-of-towners who lack the government-issued armbands will be prohibited from stores and residents are notified to call law enforcement if they do not comply."

Justin saves Canada Episode #95

"OTTAWA -- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says two planes from China were forced to return empty to Canada on Monday, without the protective medical equipment that they were sent there to pick up."

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RELATED: Blackie put China first...

"He did it when he sent them 16 tons of our emergency supplies. He did it when he sent them funds for the very Wuhan lab that probably is the source of the Kung flu."

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LAST WORD: Government by Imperial Fiat...

“Trudeau has replaced Parliament with press conferences. He can take as long as he wants to answer, in English and in French."

"By the time he winds down a four-minute answer, you’ve forgotten the question. No one can fire back.”

There's an interesting coincidence

Or is it?

"As I write, the best estimate of ultimate deaths from Covid-19 in the US is about 60,000, the same as the 61,000 people who died from influenza during the winter of 2017-2018. Yet we continue to suffer from a shutdown whose imposition was justified by a fallacious model prediction."

The KungFlu fatality rate is comparable to the H1N1 virus pandemic of 2009 which had none of the current media hysteria.

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RELATED: You enjoy being terrified?

I can help with that. I have just finished rereading Gina Kolata's amazing book on the search for the genome of the 1918 Spanish Flu virus. If history does repeat itself, we can expect this virus to mutate and rebound in the fall.

Unfortunately, by sequestering people in their homes, the politicians have ensured that by avoiding the mostly benign effects of this virus on healthy young and middle-aged people... we will not have acquired the "herd immunity" that could prevent the next iteration from ripping through the field of folk.

You trusted the guy who has a thing for colourful socks, blackface and young ladies? Good luck with that.

The Usual, well... you know

UPDATE: TORONTO Homicide #22/2020...

"Toronto Police announced Monday they had arrested Makoons Meawasige-Moore, 23, and charged him with second-degree murder."

No good deed and all that...

"Morgan, 79. was acting as Meawasige-Moore’s surety for outstanding arson charges."

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RELATED: Look who's not self-isolating

"Four men are charged in a series of robberies at gas stations in Markham and cops have released video hoping to identify a fifth suspect."

But wait... it gets better

"Legal experts have raised concerns that the temporary suspension of most court operations could have significant long-term consequences."

Metropolitan Toronto Zoo beefs up security...

...after coronavirus miracle cure revealed...

"An Iranian man calling himself an Islamic prophetic medicine healer has prescribed drinking camel urine to prevent and cure COVID-19.

In a video now widely shared on social media Mehdi Sabili who is also the chairman of prophetic medicine society treats himself to camel urine and says it must be taken "fresh and warm"."

Damn... all my camel piss is past it's expiry date!

RELATED: Where are all the Islamic Quantum Physicists?

"The author quotes an early Islamic scholar as saying: 'The monkeys are the Jews. And the pigs, they are the Christian infidels at Jesus's table.'"

But MPs are still getting paid... right?

I mean, they are the true heroes...

"Is it not at least curious that most of our nation doesn’t convulse in anger that the government the Bloc, the NDP and the fragmentary Greens seem not only willing, but eager, to shut down, bypass, ignore or seriously amputate the functions of our national deliberative body?"

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UPDATE: What could possibly go wrong...

...if we allow our absentee political betters to burn the economy to the ground?

NEW YORK (AP) — Oil futures plunged below zero on Monday, the latest never-before-seen number to come out of the economic coma caused by the coronavirus pandemic.

Don't you mean the coronavirus "panic?"

Of course, not everyone thinks it's a bad thing.

The MSM just finished crapping on...

..."Police Death Squads" out in Winnipeg... watch them shift gears here...Just waiting for the CBC to start whining about why they couldn't stop this guy fast enough...

"Seventeen people, including one member of the RCMP and the primary suspect, are dead after a shooting rampage across rural Nova Scotia on Sunday."

Now that's just one crazy fuck playing dressup... whaddaya think happens when a half dozen jihadis with automatic weapons and explosives decide to rampage through a major Canadian city?

Here's another question... will the CBC fall all over themselves branding this guy "mentally ill" before the bodies are even cold?

That's exactly what they did for the "Beaches Shooter" in Toronto...

Shortly after the Ontario Special Investigations Unit revealed the identity of the Danforth shooter as 29-year-old Faisal Hussain, a news release was sent out to select media attributed to the “Hussain Family”.

You think I'm making stuff up?

"On the one-year anniversary of a brazen Ottawa shooting that claimed the life of a 24-year-old Canadian soldier, Justin Trudeau avoided mention of the word terrorism."

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UPDATE: Remember, when seconds count...

...the cops are only thirteen and a half hours away...UPDATE2: It gets better... by which I mean worse

HALIFAX - The number of people who died in a rampage by a Halifax man impersonating an RCMP officer has risen to 23, including a 17-year-old, with bodies found in five Nova Scotia communities.

They have previously stated that there were five building fires at various locations and bodies have been recovered from those crime scenes.

Justin saves Canada...

...one ethnic entity at a time...

"These businesses may and are already facing unique challenges such as being in rural or remote locations and having less access to capital," Indigenous Services Minister Marc Miller said.

Unique challenges indeed...

"A massive police raid at three different Mohawk reserves in Quebec Wednesday morning netted $2.5 million in cash and a large firearms cache, including three grenade launchers."

Yeah... just spitballin here, but...

"This sounds less like an intentional community than an off-Broadway production of Grand Theft Auto V."

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RELATED: Twelve billion a year isn't enough

Additional funding for Aboriginal entrepreneurs, huh?

Post-National Broadcaster can't resist...

...a good "Police Death Squad" headline... but what actually happened here?

At a news conference on Saturday, Winnipeg Police Service Chief Danny Smyth said officers responded to a gun call on Adsum Drive near Pipeline Road around 4 a.m.

A resident putting out his garbage was confronted by two armed males who tried to rob him. The man was assaulted but was able to run away and call 911.

Let's retitle this one... "Good Shoot, Good Riddance."

Of course, it was always thus...

One witness said THE VICTIM HAD A KNIFE on board the bus.

The victim? THE VICTIM!!!?

In other "Just Desserts" news... Rock, Paper, Scissors... Gun... I win!

"According to Le Parisien, the 25-year-old had refugee status in France, but that was due to expire on the 26th of April. He had first attempted to claim asylum in Austria in 2018 but was rejected."

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LAST WORD: Hey CBC... here's something you can investigate...

It seems David Suzuki has expensive tastes for someone who wants to shut down the carbon economy within a generation. His primary residence is valued at around $8,200,000.00.

It makes just as much sense as...

...the rest of the nonsense that passes for reporting these days...

"That's Philadelphia Bob, Phil's brother. He saw his Pizza, that means six more weeks of closed restaurants and no crack."

RELATED: Math is hard, said Barbie

Smell the "professional" journalism

Scare the Sheeple... April 18 Edition...

“"To what extent has this been happening? We don’t know. It will probably only be quantified after the fact. Then we will start to get a sense of the hidden costs of this pandemic.”

If you "don't know"... maybe you should shut your ignorant click-baity piehole.

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RELATED: Gadzooks... we have our best people on it!

"On March 29, Dr. Kizzmekia Corbett, the "lead" member of the U.S. government coronavirus team tweeted out a Bloomberg article about how doctors would deliberately choose to deny ventilators to black Americans, leaving them to die instead."

I didn't know Flat Earth University offered a medical degree program.

The Sky isn't Falling...

...and this isn't the answer...

"We will fail at this, and in our failure we will have also destroyed the livelihoods of a vast share of the American (and the world’s) people, along with their children’s futures."

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RELATED: You did what, morons?

Trust the Prime Minstrel...

...and his (cough, cough) experts...

FLIP
“Putting a mask on an asymptomatic person is not beneficial, obviously if you’re not infected.”

FLOP
“Wearing a non-medical mask, even if you have no symptoms, is an additional measure that you can take to protect others around you."

Hang on Justin... what happened to Orange Man Bad?

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POP QUIZ:

Which Liberal federal government threw out 26,000 palettes of emergency medical equipment in just the last year?

Just another story you won't see on Canada's Post-National broadcaster.

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LAST WORD: Justin Fixes Canada... yet again

"You know, if Trump said don’t crap in your pants… Trudeau and his people would do it out of spite."

Biden blows up again

Maybe his new nickname should be Sloppy Joe...FROM THE COMMENTS:

"I’m experiencing nuclear powered schadenfreude. At least, he didn’t refer to them as the 7/11 attacks ••• yet."

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RELATED: #BelieveAllWomenExceptThisOne

You're enjoying this thing...

...way too much...

“When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the fuck up.”

Gotta have an emergency plan, right?

"A man in New Haven, Conn., Louis Angel Ortiz, was arrested earlier this week after breaking into a downtown restaurant during the coronavirus pandemic and helping himself to thousands of dollars’ worth of food and liquor over the course of four days."

When he wants your opinion...

...by jingo, he'll give it to you...

“Nor is it proper for this minority government, which has had enough struggles of its own over misinformation — on masks, on screening at airports, on our relative security from the pandemic — to decide what the rest of us can, and cannot, say or write about this unique crisis.”

I mean, we know that's what he aspires to...

“There is a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say 'we need to go green.'"

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RELATED: Lunatic left moves in for the kill...

"Western Canada’s largest private-sector union is proposing that people be limited to one trip to the grocery store each week to prevent the spread of COVID-19 among customers and workers."

YO, SCIENCE!!!

After crashing the economy, politicians have to make sure there is indeed a disaster...

New York City added nearly 4,000 people who never tested positive for the coronavirus to its death toll Tuesday, bringing coronavirus-related deaths in the city to around 10,000 people. Mayor Bill de Blasio decided over the weekend to change the way the city is counting deaths.

The city decided to add 3,700 people to its death tolls, who they “presumed” to have died from the virus.

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RELATED: How bad will it get?

NEW YORK (AP) — "The major banks in the U.S. are anticipating a flood of loan defaults as households and business customers take a big financial hit from the coronavirus pandemic."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Not silence, the slobbering sounds and moaning were heard loud and clear. Blackie put China first and pretended to put Canada second.

He did it when he sent them 16 tons of our emergency supplies. He did it when he sent them funds for the very Wuhan lab that probably is the source of the Kung flu. He did that when after the outbreak he gave Visas to hundreds of Wuhan residents.

Actions speak louder than words, and apart from Tedros, China could not count on a more loyal and humble, bootlicking serf.

JUSTIN SAVES THE WORLD: EPISODE #94

Coming soon to a neighbourhood...

...near you...

A federal source, speaking on the condition they not be named, said there's a fear that some workers in essential services, including prison guards, will refuse to come to work for safety reasons.

Canadian Labour Congress president Hassan Yussuff said workers have the right to refuse work if they feel unsafe.

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RELATED: Sauce for the goose

"A Scarborough man, Taufiq Stanley, 23, accused of first-degree murder in the “senseless” shooting of innocent college student Samatar Farah, 24, will be seeking his freedom Tuesday, citing his susceptibility to the deadly COVID-19 pandemic."

Hold my beer

I'm from the government... I'm here to save you.

Of course, they'll let him out...

...this is Canada...

OTTAWA • "The Supreme Court of Canada is to decide today whether it will hear an appeal from a young man who killed four people and injured seven others in a mass shooting in northern Saskatchewan."

A horrific premeditated murder spree, but waaaah... he's aboriginal, he's got issues.

That's gonna be an awkward homecoming party...

• La Loche, SK • “The community usually pulls together really strong in times like this,” said Clearwater River Dene Nation Chief Teddy Clark on Friday.

UPDATE: Supreme Court's rare moment of lucidity

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RELATED: Well, Judge... I can think of somebody.

“This is an absolute tragedy and it’s no one’s fault,” said Ontario Superior Court Justice John McMahon."

He didn't accidentally back over her with the family minivan...

"While his 84-year-old grandmother pleaded with him in Italian and struggled to defend herself, Colatosti stabbed her 11 times."

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LAST WORD: He'll never go off his meds again. Honestly.

WINNIPEG • "A man who was found not criminally responsible for beheading and cannibalizing a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus has been granted his freedom."

Law of Unintended Consequences

"Suspected domestic abuse killings have trebled during the coronavirus lockdown, as it was revealed supermarkets could soon enable victims to call for help by pressing a red button when doing their online shopping."

Save us, Narcissus Pompador!

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RELATED: Justin Saves Canada Episode #92

FREDERICTON -- "A Canadian snowbird who drove from Florida to Prince Edward Island says he now finds himself living in his car after being turned away by officials at the Confederation Bridge because of COVID-19 restrictions."

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LAST WORD: He saves other folks too...

"I can see why writing off $200 million and burying the bad news might be good for the party in power but how could it possibly be in the best interest of Canadians?"

TORONTO Homicide #22/2020

Toronto police are investigating the city’s 22nd homicide of the year after retired oral surgeon and philanthropist Dr. Paul Morgan was discovered dead in a North York home early Tuesday morning.

A clothed adult man was found with obvious signs of trauma inside the home.

But wait... there's more...

"A man was shot by cops who were responding to a call for a person with a knife at a Scarborough apartment building early Wednesday."

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RELATED: The wage of flu...

"An inmate freed from a Florida prison on March 19 due to the Chinese coronavirus crisis allegedly committed murder the following day."

Not me, not mine... not today

Media approaches "peak hysteria"... are you ready for the consequences?

"Canadians who sought to buy a gun but didn’t have
a firearms licence are generally shocked to learn of
the long complicated gun ownership process in Canada."

I hear there are still some good deals out in Scarborough.

Listening to a Joe Rogan podcast the other day and he said something that stuck with me. He felt that if he was ever in a life altering situation... under attack so to speak... he wanted "to be the guy who made the next decision."

I get that.

♫ "You can't hide... your lyin' eyes" ♫

I want a little peek at "Doctor" Tedros bank accounts...

"China’s notorious 'wet markets,' the open-air wildlife slaughterhouses that were supposedly the mechanism for the Wuhan coronavirus jumping from animals to humans, are back in business with the approval of the World Health Organization (WHO)."

Tedros, Tedros... that sounds so familiar.

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RELATED: I'm with Trump on this one

#RespectAllCultures

"They are rewarded with painted eggs and shots of plum brandy."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"If you pay people too much money to not work, don’t be surprised when they decide not working is an option."

"We could get rid of our unemployment problem in a heart beat if not working wasn’t so lucrative."

How about offering some of those agricultural jobs to Justin's Syrians. Last I heard they were about 90 percent unemployed.

It's about clicks & eyeballs

Putting the world on hysterical deathwatch has been real good for the mainstream media...

"The Silverman and Washburne paper says the resulting fatality rate is 0.1%, similar to that of flu. That is amazingly low, just a tenth of some other estimates."

I knew we were hitting "peak farce" when I read an article about a 108 year-old woman who was mercilessly snatched away by KungFlu.

Let's face it... we've been punk'd...

"In harsher flu years, 60,000–80,000 American lives are lost, which is now looking quite comparable to COVID-19. How do we justify these annual war-like losses without drastically changing our daily routines as we have done now?"

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Just ponder this for a moment: for every American citizen who has died tragically from COVID-19, 770 other American citizens have lost their jobs — and this sordid ratio will soon top 1,000.

Time to sack-up and get things moving again.

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RELATED: Think Canadians are smarter than Yanks?

THINK AGAIN.

Up to 15,000 could die in Ontario:

So... only 14,933 to go, right?

GREAT MOMENTS IN BIBLICAL HISTORY:

Jesus Feeds The Multitude And Then, Proving He Is The One True God, Provides All Those In Attendance With Jumbo Packs Of Toilet Paper and Lysol Spray ...

Said One Devoted Follower, "This is indeed a miracle."

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LIKE BARBIE SAID, MATH IS HARD:

"The Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation (IHME) released an update of its coronavirus model on Monday that dropped peak hospitalization projections for the United States by 34 percent in three days."

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RELATED: Smell the "professional" journalism...

"And if you only watch CNN, you still haven't heard about it."

What was the Gilead Study?

"Why did China shut down a study where preliminary data appeared to show progress in healing moderately sick patients in the West?"

"It's almost as if they don't want the rest of the world to develop a treatment."

C'mon now... it's not like China...

...has ever let us down before...

The U.S. government gave $3.7 million grant to the Wuhan lab at center of coronavirus leak scrutiny that was performing experiments on bats from the caves where the disease is believed to have originated.

The revelation that the Wuhan Institute was experimenting on bats from the area already known to be the source of COVID-19 - and doing so with American money - has sparked further fears that the lab, and not the market, is the original outbreak source.

China is doing it's best to point fingers at everyone else...

"As the magnitude of this disaster has become increasingly clear, China has decided to distance itself from being identified with the virus."

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RELATED: They call us devil-barbarians

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME BACK TO 2008:

BEIJING: A fast-spreading viral outbreak in eastern China has killed 21 children, sickened nearly 3,000 others and caused panic among parents in an impoverished corner of Anhui Province.

Or 2007:

BEIJING, July 17 (Reuters) -- Chinese officials have denied media reports that truckloads of live rats rounded up near a flooded lake in eastern China were ending up in local markets and on restaurant menus in the south.

Doesn't amount to a hill of...

...well... you know...

"Apparently, the argument escalated (with the girlfriend apparently declaring that she will never “jeopardize the beans”) and the couple stopped speaking to each other. Their story has received over 23 thousand responses."

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RELATED: If only there were some clues... wait...

Now, one of the largest studies conducted of COVID-19 infection in the United States has found that obesity of patients was the single biggest factor in whether those with COVID-19 had to be admitted to a hospital.

What the researchers found is that "In the decision tree for admission, the most important features were age >65 and obesity."

The Devil is in the details

Justin Saves the World...

...Episode #89...

“We will not be coming back to our former normal situation; we can’t do that until we have developed a vaccine and that could take 12 to 18 months,” Trudeau said.

I'm not sure how much more saving I can stomach...

"OK," said everyone. "If the government says so, it's probably a good idea. Besides, what can we do? It's the government. They definitely have the best people working on it."

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RELATED: Make no mistake... Big Brother is watching

There's a reason they call CBC HQ...

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RELATED: Watch lefty media cover up for Biden

And not a blessed word over at "Your Post-National Broadcaster," but I guess they've got bigger fish to fry...

"A Manitoba researcher, Steph McLachlan is using part of his $500,000 federal grant to make a public health video in Cree delivered by a raven puppet."

Of course he is.

LAST WORD: Biden ramps up the rhetoric...

HOUSTON, TX—Fresh off his afternoon nap, presidential candidate Joe Biden gave a fiery, high-energy speech in Houston today, claiming to be the only candidate who could beat incumbent Ronald Reagan.

But, but, but... it makes you smarter...

...and better looking...

The best thing that happened to the black market, in fact, was the legalization of recreational marijuana. Most would agree the rush to roll out legalized marijuana by the Justin Trudeau government was a cockup from the get-go.

The consensus on Vancouver’s cannabis-focused Reddit threads has the legal market struggling to attract clientele because its products are more expensive and lower in quality.

This guy just bought the equivalent of...

...two thirds of the Canadian Air Force...

"Don Kirlin was one of the early pioneers of the then-fledgling, if not wholly experimental, adversary air support market."

Sounds crazy, but it's true...

"Canadian Forces Air Command has 77 CF-18 jets in operational use."

Justin definitely doesn't want to piss this guy off.

#BelieveAllWomen...

...except this one...

"Under fire for refusing to support Tara Reade, Alyssa Milano says she never thought #MeToo would "destroy innocent men."

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RELATED: Alyssa Milano decries people buying firearms...

...despite being a "two gun household."

And honestly, Alyssa... if I want to hear about your two abortions... I'll ask.

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LAST WORD: Why do people turn to Hollyweird for answers?