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16 April 2020

Of course, they'll let him out...

...this is Canada...insert alt text here
OTTAWA • "The Supreme Court of Canada is to decide today whether it will hear an appeal from a young man who killed four people and injured seven others in a mass shooting in northern Saskatchewan."
A horrific premeditated murder spree, but waaaah... he's aboriginal, he's got issues.

That's gonna be an awkward homecoming party...
• La Loche, SK • “The community usually pulls together really strong in times like this,” said Clearwater River Dene Nation Chief Teddy Clark on Friday.
UPDATE: Supreme Court's rare moment of lucidity

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RELATED: Well, Judge... I can think of somebody.
“This is an absolute tragedy and it’s no one’s fault,” said Ontario Superior Court Justice John McMahon."
He didn't accidentally back over her with the family minivan...
"While his 84-year-old grandmother pleaded with him in Italian and struggled to defend herself, Colatosti stabbed her 11 times."
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LAST WORD: He'll never go off his meds again. Honestly.
WINNIPEG • "A man who was found not criminally responsible for beheading and cannibalizing a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus has been granted his freedom."