Ending 2017 with a bang...

...#metoo, #methree, #mefour...

"One of Hillary Clinton’s wealthy pals paid $500,000 in an unsuccessful effort to fund women willing to accuse President Trump of sexual misconduct before the 2016 election, The New York Times reported Sunday."

"Grab some magical climbing powder"

From the comments...

"The real hero is the person who climbed 449m to take that picture!"

Diversity [Bollards] is our Strength

Come for the celebration... stay for the war crimes...

A large number of assaults and robberies targeting women at Cologne's New Year's Eve celebrations two years ago horrified Germany. Hundreds of thousands of people are expected to attend the New Year's Eve party in Berlin on Sunday and security will be strict.

Women who have been assaulted or feel harassed will be able to get support at a special "safety zone", staffed by the German Red Cross.

So, to summarise... lacking the capability and political will to stop the expected tidal wave of depravity and crime, German authorities will stick women & children in a "protective laager," a sort of New Years Eve refugee camp.

UPDATE:   Germany... tail between it's legs

BERLIN (AP) – A German police union boss has criticized organizers of Berlin’s annual open-air New Year’s Eve party for designating a special “safety area” for women, saying it suggests they aren’t safe from assault elsewhere.

Well?

DON'T CALL THEM 'SECURITY BOLLARDS:

"Toronto Council did, however, approve new 'vehicle mitigation measures' for Nathan Phillips Square during its meeting on Friday."

Because you never know when a Peterbilt 567 might lose it's shit and attack a public gathering.

LAST WORD:   Bataclan massacre turned love story?

Seriously?

The film is understood to centre on a fictional romance between a single mother and an Afghan refugee who meet on the night of 13 November as they rescue survivors of the attacks.

So, suddenly, this unthinkable Islamic terrorist atrocity is a love story with a Muslim hero?

Hey Social Justice Warriors... here's your movie...

"An investigating officer, tears streaming down his face, rushed out of the Bataclan and vomited in front of him just after seeing the disfigured bodies."

"According to testimony, Wahhabist killers reportedly gouged out eyes, castrated victims, and shoved their testicles in their mouths. They may also have disemboweled some poor souls. Women were reportedly stabbed in the genitals."

Accidentally... yeah...

...let's go with that...

"Man holding severed testicle in rice bowl when ambulance arrives."

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RELATED: Evidently, drinking yourself to death...

...is not for pussies...

Saunders says in the video that doctors are monitoring her condition and managing her pain, which she described as "excruciating."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

...Good...

"How about Hollywood remake Thelma and Louise with Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal? They'll have encounters with crazy, sexist, feminist women as they rob stores and run from police. Total blockbuster."

...Better...

"Is Hollywood going to remake Dirty Harry movies with Amy Adams? What’s next?"

...Best...

"Can you say Ghostbusters 2?"

The Big "Shiny Pony" Fix

Justin Trudeau's Liberal Party think they've identified what's wrong with Canada...

Canadian citizenship applications surge after government relaxes language, residency rules. 17,500 applications filed in week after requirements revised, compared with 3,653 in an average week.

If only Canada could be more like, say... Yemen. Good to know the government is on that.

Of course, those aren't the only changes...

"The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process."

"The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example."

Yay, social justice.... you go Justin!

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RELATED: They'll do this to each other...

...what'll they do to your infidel ass?

Suicide bomb attack kills dozens in Kabul, Afghanistan, on Thursday.

We're Number One!!!

Murders in the U.S. rose nearly 9% last year, and one-third of that increase came from just a few neighborhoods in Chicago, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of the FBI’s annual 2016 publication, Crime in the United States.

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RELATED: Who's zoomin' who?

"Baltimore has hit 343 homicides in 2017, and a new record for killings per capita. The homicide rate for 2017 is now 55.8 killings per 100,000 people."

Hmmm... there must be some sort of correlation here. What could it be?

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RELATED2: Hakim Hanifah... sin no more

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UPDATE: I coulda' been a contendah...

"Toronto police said officers were called to Chester Le Boulevard near Victoria Park and Finch avenues for the sound of gunshots at 1:14 a.m. Dec. 28. “Witnesses reported hearing 10 to 15 shots, and responding officers confirmed that there were bullet holes into a home."

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LAST WORD: Academia to the rescue...

"Two San Diego State University (SDSU) professors recently criticized farmers’ markets for being “white spaces” that contribute to the oppression of minorities."

Little bit of a kerfuffle...

...over at Allan's Snackbar...

MOSCOW - December 27 - /TASS/ - An explosion in a St. Petersburg entertainment center has left ten people injured, emergency services told TASS on Wednesday.

A week after Russian President Putin thanked US President Trump and the CIA for their warnings about a possible terror attack in St.Petersburg, TASS reports that an explosion in a storage locker in a busy supermarket in St. Petersburg has left 10 injured.

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UPDATE: Looking for maximum lethality

Russia’s investigative committee said a device containing 200 grams of explosives had gone off at a storage area for customers’ bags. It said the device had been rigged with shrapnel to cause more injuries.

Because it's 2017... right?

Orwell was right... some animals are more equal than others...

A pay hike for female faculty at Wilfrid Laurier University, made in the name of all that is sacred — fairness for women — has created a brand new wage inequity.

In the small finance group at the university’s business and economics school, for instance, the two women who were hired at the same time as male colleagues and paid the same, received a raise of about $6,000 each, leaving the 13 men far behind.

The joint university/faculty committee that purported to find evidence of systemic wage discrimination had no male faculty members. Interestingly, three of the female members were associate professors and one a full professor, meaning they were among the beneficiaries of their own work.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Think of it as danger pay. They never know when someone is going to jump out at them with a differing opinion."

At least as well thought out...

...as any of Justin's other policy initiatives...

VANCOUVER -- A disinterested pharmaceutical industry and the conundrum of finding a convincing placebo are just two reasons experts say "there has been little quality research into medicinal marijuana."

"It's already at market so there's really no incentive, or virtually no incentive, for licensed producers to take the money they're generating from the sale of these products and reinvest it in research."

Funny how that worked out.

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RELATED: Speaking of well thought out...

The Toronto Transit Commission has decided that "censored" is the eight-letter word it's most comfortable with.

As criticism mounts, the transit provider says that a $500,000 artwork it approved and paid for – one which allows the public to type short messages for display in a new station – cannot be made operational because of fear of hate speech and profanity.

Ho, Ho, Ho...

...looks like the wheels just fell off the United Nations party bus...

"Nikki Haley, United States Ambassador to the United Nations, announced Sunday night that the federal government has reduced its contribution to the U.N.’s annual budget by 285 million dollars."

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RELATED: I'm sure Canada's national broadcaster...

...is covering something similarly weighty and newsworth... sweet baby jebus...Now, is this cultural appropriation... a bastardization of aboriginal culture or simply shlock?

P.S. - relax Canada, there will be no race riots... this, ummm, art... was imagineered by an aboriginal artist.

I'm from Hollywood... I'm here...

...to save you...

‘Perhaps they should have added a line, “Sir Winston Churchill lived to be 90,” said Biographer Hugo Vickers.’

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Will a Freddy Mercury movie come with warnings against unprotected buggary?"

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WITH APOLOGIES TO GEORGE ORWELL:

Apparently SOME incinerated plant material is less a health hazard than a modern day medical miracle...

Justin Trudeau's vow to legalize marijuana – made without much thinking, one suspects – was one of his signature campaign promises. It was intended to brand his party as progressive, youthful, and enlightened.

Remember... Cigarettes = Disease, Tru-Dope = Cure.

Another story you'll never see...

...on Canada's national broadcaster...Remember all those less fortunate souls over the holidays...

PARIS (AP) — France’s government is deploying nearly 100,000 police and soldiers for the holiday season as fears of extremist attacks remain high.

Strange... went to Chapters website...

...but couldn't find the "Dancing with the Prophet Mohammed" book anywhere...**********

RELATED: What... no courses on holy Koran?

Prestigious Swarthmore College will introduce a course called “Queering the Bible.”

What are Justin's Pals up to?

The Palestinian Authority and PA President Mahmoud Abbas’s Fatah Party have been airing a music video promoting suicide attacks. The video featured the photos of two suicide bombers who murdered three Israelis and wounded 128.

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RELATED: Blessed are the Peacemak...

...wait a minute...

Paris (AFP) - Palestinian president Mahmud Abbas said Friday that he would "no longer accept" any peace plan proposed by the United States.

What's the opposite of peace?

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LAST WORD: The New Normal

"The discovery of graffiti hinting at a bomb threat prompted RCMP to evacuate Cilaire Elementary school in Nanaimo."

One dead 5 year-old child...

...we "Deplorables" call that "burying the lede"...

Jamal Daniel Todman, 34, told investigators he put the gun, which is registered to his wife, in the glove box and normally locks it.

Boy, that sure sounds like a responsible, upright citi... what the f@ckin' f@ck...

Todman faces charges of negligent storage of a firearm and carrying a concealed firearm by a convicted felon.

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RELATED: The usual felons...

Kavan Collins found the gun under a mattress in an upstairs bedroom and shot himself Tuesday evening in the finger, police said. The boy’s father was taken into custody and was being questioned about how he came to possess a weapon with a defaced serial number.

So, what kind of gun control laws are gonna stop veteran criminals?

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Police in the heavily-migrant populated Swedish city of Malmö backtracked after warning young women not to go out alone at night in no-go zones after a brutal rape in which some claim a 17-year-old girl had her abdomen set on fire.

Because we sure wouldn't want to run the risk of hurting anybody's feelings, I guess.

But wait, there's more...

The frequency of acid attacks in London has turned parts of the British capital into “no go zones”, a former Labour minister has said.

The United Kingdom has “the highest rate of attacks per capita” in the world, claimed Stephen Timms, Labour MP for East Ham.

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RELATED: And PM Justin al-Trudeau apparently agrees...

Last month, Trudeau said he wants to work with ISIS fighters and “help them to let go of that terrorist ideology."

Wait a minute...

CTV notes that, in promoting rehabilitation for these individuals, Trudeau is contradicting Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale, who recently expressed pessimism at reforming jihadist individuals with battleground experience.

Journalism 101

Dancer & Prancer... the only true reindeer...

“The all-ages book about a black, gay Santa takes on the Yuletide zealots with a warm smile,” one headline screamed. Mrs. Claus is now a mister in a new gay-themed Christmas storybook for children that has CNN and the rest of the Mainstream Media all aflutter.

“Santa’s Husband” tells the story of a black Kris Kringle and his white husband living in holy matrimony at the North Pole.

Yeah... good luck with that, smelly hippies. Will your kids be leaving condoms out for Santa, along with cookies & milk?

When Neophyte was 4 years old, he asked Mrs Neo (who, sadly... couldn't tell a lie to save her life) whether Santa was real. Needless to say, when he tried to spread this startling revelation to his peers... mayhem ensued. Kids like certainty AND consistency.

Aren't we supposed to say...

..."differently abled?"...

And Isaac Asimov wept

The Third International Congress in Love and Sex with Robots has been rocked by terror threats from Muslim extremists.

Organisers have been forced to move the controversial meeting of computer scientists, AI experts and robot ethicists from Goldsmiths University to a secret venue for security reasons.

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RELATED: "Not terrorism" cries CBC...

"A young Montreal couple accused of planning to leave Canada to go fight with ISIS has been found not guilty of all terrorism-related offences."

"Montreal" couple Sabrine Djermane and El Mahdi Jamali merely had a hobby level interest in homemade explosives...

Prosecutor Lyne Décarie pointed to evidence including a recipe for a pressure cooker bomb, which was found on the bedside table in the couple's condo.

The jury also heard how during their investigation, RCMP officers discovered a pressure cooker and a dollar-store bag full of ingredients required for that recipe, including matches, a clock, coffee filters and nails.

Of course, the CBC is not a fan of actual evidence...

Keven Chartrand, who is with the RCMP and is a member of the Integrated National Security Enforcement Team said while going through a section of the condo, on April 14, 2015, he spotted a blue file folder with a document inside it labeled “How to fabricate a bomb.”

The handwritten recipe is a “word-for-word” copy of one the terrorist group al-Qaida had previously published in a propaganda magazine.

Perhaps they were planning to make some "nail soup."

The notorious "northwest end" of...

...Toronto the Good guzzles another three victims...

"One man is in life-threatening condition after a triple shooting in Etobicoke Monday night that also injured two others. The shooting occurred at the intersection Dixon Road and Skyway Avenue just before 10:30 p.m., according to police."

Maybe it's something in the water. Not too surprisingly, Canada's "national broadcaster" is a little short on details.

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UPDATE: Ah, Rexdale... come for the b-ball...

...stay for the firefight...

"Three men were injured when their car was sprayed with bullets at a red light in Rexdale Monday night in what could be a case of mistaken identity."

President Hopey-Changey...

...and his curiously skewed agenda...

But as Project Cassandra reached higher into the hierarchy of the conspiracy, Obama administration officials threw an increasingly insurmountable series of roadblocks in its way.

Obama had entered office in 2009 promising to improve relations with Iran as part of a broader rapprochement with the Muslim world.

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RELATED: It's all "culturally relative"...

"Family and friends of 32-year-old Nadia Atwi had gathered in a square downtown to raise awareness about Atwi’s disappearance when, for reasons that remain unclear, screaming matches and several skirmishes broke out."

Skirmishes? Seriously?

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Imagine no religion. It's easy if you try."

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RELATED: Speaking of "cultural relativity"...

BEIRUT -- Lebanese authorities on Monday arrested a local Uber driver suspected of killing a British woman who worked for the U.K. Embassy in Beirut and whose body was found beside a motorway east of the city with a rope around her neck.

Where "community housing" goes...

...mayhem follows...

Toronto police say they received a 911 call around 12:30 a.m. for the sound of gunshots at 25 Henry Lane Terrace — a Toronto Community Housing building near Lower Jarvis St. and The Esplanade.

The man, whose identity was not immediately released, was pronounced dead on the scene. He is the city’s 61st murder victim of the year.

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RELATED: CBC editors must be giddy...

...prominent member of the patriarchy apparently hip deep in murder-suicide.

A Toronto police source said their bodies were found Friday at the edge of their basement pool, hanging from a railing that surrounded the pool.

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TRIGGER WARNING!!!: Who's Zoomin' Who?

Because... "Aboriginal"

If it was my child that got bumped off the transplant list... I'd be insane with rage...

Saunders, 26, has been told she does not meet criteria set by the Trillium Gift of Life Network, the Ontario agency that manages organ transplants.

You know, the "criteria" that every other non-special human being in the province has to abide by. But, heck... tell that to Amnesty International.

So now, the question is... who doesn't get a liver because alcoholic "Indigenous advocate" Delilah Saunders goes to the head of the line?

Think I'm being dramatic?

Every week, 1.5 patients die on waiting lists for livers at Toronto General. Dr. Atul Humar, director of transplantation at the University Health Network, has said that up to 30 per cent of those on the waiting list for a liver typically die while waiting for a donor.

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UPDATE: Special treatment for "special people"...

Thursday evening, the family got word from Toronto General Hospital that it wanted to see her for an assessment. Saunders’ aunt Barbara Coffey said she was sent by air ambulance to Toronto on Thursday evening.

CBC says this woman can't get a liver transplant "due to protocols"... not because she's a stone alcoholic who burned through her own organs by the time she hit her twenties.

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UPDATE2: The power of the Great Spirit...

...transplant network caving in to pressure...

A spokesperson for Trillium has confirmed the agency plans to launch a pilot project to suspend the six-month requirement and provide transplants to almost 100 patients with alcohol-related liver disease.

The question now is, which 100 non-alcoholic persons will this "political correctness" sentence to death?

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LAST WORD: In other death sentence news...

Environment Minister George Heyman says First Nations will still be allowed to hunt grizzlies for food, social or ceremonial reasons, or for treaty rights.

But, of course.

Keep on digging, Coopy

Overall, due to countless lies and trolling, CNN is now widely regarded as a left-wing disinformation outlet. Even those who do not care for Trump, feel CNN is unreliable.

Speaking of...

Cooper’s inexcusable tweet is just more piece of proof that CNN has no legitimate editorial or ethical standards.

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Prime Minister Stefan Lofven of Sweden has admitted his country has a problem with anti-Semitism in general and the attitudes of immigrants from the Middle East in particular.

Just three days before Mr. Lofven spoke, a group of around 20 masked men hurled firebombs at a Gothenburg synagogue, hours after an anti-Israel march in Sweden’s second largest city.

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MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH:

Three men have been arrested and charged in connection with a brawl involving men wielding long sticks in a Brampton commercial plaza last Sunday that left one man injured. Peel Regional Police were called for a report of a fight between two large groups of men in the parking lot.

On Friday, three men, Gurpreet Singh, 20, Karanbir Singh, 22 and Harbir Singh, all from Brampton, were arrested and charged.

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LAST WORD: Those violent, misogynistic Lutherans...

Police believe Taher Hashemi, 47, went to the east-end Ottawa hair salon intending to kill his partner, Paravaneh Hamzeh, a hairdresser who was working the day of the attack.

Police allege Hashemi stabbed Hamzeh in the arm and face, then stabbed himself.

Because it's 2017

"The Liberal government has issued a new directive to restrict Canada's electronic spy agency, the military and foreign ministry from using — or passing along — information that may have been derived from torture."

In Justin's post-national state... the terrorists will apparently arrest themselves.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

OTTAWA — Federal Liberals followed a secretive, unethical process to nominate a new ethics commissioner and force a decision before a long winter break.

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LAST WORD: Justin takes care of his pals

The government may pretend that the economic interests of the country are synonymous with Bombardier’s. But that’s no reason the rest of us have to.

Apparently, the first three allegations...

...are deductible...

“I have accepted that I can and should get dirt on my sleeves if it means witnessing the birth of a new consciousness about women. “What I will not accept is responsibility for what I have not done. I have conducted my life with a message of peace and love."

"Although I have been candid about how I have lived in books and interviews detailing my flaws, I will relentlessly fight against any untruthful character assassination that paints me as a man of violence."

So says the celebrated forefather of hiphop... a movement known for it's over the top respect & reverence for womankind. [/sarc]

Remember, membership has its privileges...

In 2014, Claremont Lincoln University awarded Russell Simmons an Honorary Doctorate Degree in Humane Letters for his work as chairman of the Foundation for Ethnic Understanding and for promoting mindfulness, compassion and interreligious collaboration in the public sphere.

Simmons's net worth was estimated at $340 million in 2011.

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RELATED: Meanwhile, over at PBS...

“PBS engaged an outside law firm to conduct an investigation immediately after learning of troubling allegations regarding Mr. Smiley. This investigation included interviews with witnesses as well as with Mr. Smiley.

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UPDATE: The Force Awakens

In the essay, titled “Harvey Weinstein Is My Monster Too,” Hayek recounted how Weinstein asked to take a shower with her, asked to watch her shower, asked for a massage from the actress, and asked to perform oral sex on her, among many, many other things.

The monster responds... sort of...

"Mr. Weinstein does not recall pressuring Salma to do a gratuitous sex scene with a female costar and he was not there for the filming."

More LGBTQWERTY madness

An online mob of LGBT agitators assailed a doughnut shop in Portland, Maine that teamed up with the Salvation Army to provide assistance to needy children, alleging that the charitable organization is anti-gay.

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RELATED: Those "social justice" warriors...

...they're everywhere.

This sounds less like...

...an intentional community... than an off-Broadway production of Grand Theft Auto V...

Cocaine, marijuana and tens of thousands of dollars in cash were used to bribe voters in a recent Saskatchewan First Nation election. A 19-page report obtained by CBC News concluded there is "no doubt" vote-buying occurred during the April 20 election at Mosquito Grizzly Bear's Head Lean Man First Nation.

An Indigenous Services Canada official confirmed the report's authenticity.

Mosquito has been plagued by frequent election and governance problems. Vote-buying was discovered in its 2013 and 2015 elections, and several Mosquito officials have been convicted of fraud related to band funds.

CBC does attempt to take some of the sting out of the report...

This appears to be the first time drugs have been linked to the vote buying.

Sadly, this type of (cough, cough) malfeasance appears to be fairly widespread...

"No, that's not a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas."

"It's a list of Kanesatake Mohawk Police weapons that have disappeared."

Remember, back... you were a kid...

...all those stabbed babies...

Yeah... me neither...

"Const. David Hopkinson told CP24 that the four-month-old girl and the man were found by first responders in or near the lobby of the building and were suffering from stab wounds. Paramedics say the baby's injuries may be life-threatening."

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UPDATE: Different narrative emerges...

Early police reports said both a man and a baby were stabbed, but Constable Hopkinson later confirmed the baby's life-threatening condition is not related to stab wounds.

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UPDATE2: Ask a "professional" journalist...

- TORONTO — A 34-year-old woman accused of critically injuring her baby at a south Etobicoke condominium on Wednesday is now accused of attempted murder.

She is scheduled to appear at College Park court on Thursday. Her name was not released.

Goodness knows we don't want to embarrass this woman.

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LAST WORD: Toronto... the mayhem continues

Students and staff of a Scarborough elementary school are mourning the loss of a popular lunchroom supervisor, Jayanthy Seevaratna, who was killed, allegedly by her husband, at a Malvern home on Tuesday.

The suspect, identified as Kathirgamanathan Nathan Suppiah, made a brief court appearance at a Scarborough courthouse on Wednesday. He has been charged with second-degree murder.

The first thing we do is...

...hang all the lawyers...

- TORONTO - Jurors deciding the fate of two men accused of murdering Laura Babcock and burning her body were never told that human remains were found in an animal incinerator belonging to one of the accused months after the Toronto woman vanished.

And then we can start on the "professional" journalists...

CNN aired a segment on President Donald Trump’s soda consumption while New York City grappled with an attempted terrorist attack Monday morning. While multiple outlets reported that a man allegedly detonated a pipe bomb in a subway corridor around 8:45 a.m., CNN broadcast a segment with the chyron, “NYT Report: Trump drinks a dozen diet cokes per day.”

And the doctors...

A British surgeon admitted to using a laser beam to carve his initials into two patient’s livers during transplant operations. The surgeon, Simon Bramhall, 53, pleaded guilty Wednesday to two counts of assault in Birmingham Crown Court, central England, after he left “SB” etched on the internal organs of a man and a woman during procedures in 2013.

Bramhall used an argon beam coagulator, which seals bleeding blood vessels with an electric beam, to make his mark.

Sweet baby jebus.

Just something to think about...

...during that 7 hour wait to see the Emergency Room doctor...

Liberal Finance Minister Bill Morneau will explain that he's already earmarked more than $1 billion toward legalization over the next five years, with a focus on areas such as public safety, policing and awareness, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.

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RELATED: Whatever happened to Alberta terror suspect?

EDMONTON -- A man accused of attempted murder after a police officer was hit by a car and stabbed is still waiting for psychiatric assessments due to a critical bed shortage at an Alberta mental hospital.

Gotta have priorities, right?

Hot off the "National Broadcaster" presses

"Portrait of a Haitian woman", by Quebec artist François Malépart de Beaucourt, 1786. The woman portrayed in this painting was a slave owned by the artist and his wife."

Sorry, CBC... this has nothing to do with me or mine. The British Empire outlawed slavery before Canada even became an actual country.

I'm having a hard time feeling guilty about whatever some unknown Quebecois seventh great-grandfather may or may not have done to some woman TWO AND A HALF CENTURIES AGO.

Perhaps you should take this pressing matter up with PM Pierre-Lite... cos' lately he's been a veritable kiss-ass apology machine.

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RELATED: Let's bring this type of thing forward...

...a couple of centuries...

"Back in 1988, when the Sun's Paul Jackson was at the Saskatoon Star Phoenix, he broke a startling story that showed Tommy Douglas, now revered by the CBC as "the greatest Canadian of all time," eagerly recommending the ***"CASTRATION OF HOMOSEXUALS"*** and chronic criminals."

Who's sorry now?

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RELATED2: You think they'd learn

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LAST WORD: I blame Canadian slaveowners

Toronto man dies in hospital after shooting near Regent Park last month. Kwsie Blair, 20, was wounded on Nov. 13 near Dundas and Parliament streets

And...

A 19-year-old Toronto man is facing 18 charges in connection to two shooting incidents in Etobicoke and the Weston area over the last three weeks, one of which critically injured a man.

On Monday, police arrested a suspect identified as Abdullahi Mohamed and alleged he pulled the trigger in both incidents.

Try running this one past...

...your "progressive" friends...

"Those of us in the phallocratic tyranny have mostly had to twiddle our thumbs in the members-only cocktail lounge with a martini in one hand and a showgirl in the other while the little ladies slugged it out."

Waiter... I'll have another, please.

No One Ever Drowned in Roy Moore's Car

Those crazy, homicidal Lutherans...

...oh, wait... looks like it was actually the "religion of peace"... yet again...

The suspect has been identified as Akayed Ullah, 27, who was wearing an improvised explosive device, Police Commissioner James O’Neill said. The device was affixed to his body with velcro and zipties, a second device was found on the suspect.

A federal law enforcement official says the device malfunctioned — it did not fully detonate.

Cellphone video appears to show the moment this man performed an act of non-female genital mutilation.

“Help, I’ve attempted to kill hundreds of people, and I can’t get up.”

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Clearly we need better velcro and zip tie control."

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RELATED: Bring the whole fam-damily...

"Ullah came to the United States in 2011 on an F43 family immigrant visa, said Department of Homeland Security spokesman Tyler Houlton. He is now a lawful permanent resident."

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RELATED2: Terrorists can game the system

Under “chain migration,” new immigrants to the U.S. are allowed to bring an unlimited number of poorly-screened foreign relatives with them, creating a never-ending flow of immigration from some terror-ridden countries.

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LAST WORD: What... me worried?

The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process.

The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example.

All this "triggered" argle-bargle...

...is getting out of hand...

Anyway, at some point, Bezan and Romanado posed for a picture with an unidentified third person.

As they did so, Bezan said, “This isn’t my idea of a threesome.”

And, yes... that's all of it. No pussies got grabbed, no penises were exposed. You figure it out.

The socialist myth of the...

...peaceful Palestinian... Ismail Haniyah, head of the Hamas government in Gaza...

“Our position remains as it is, Palestine from the sea to the Jordan river. We will not agree to two states and not to the division of Jerusalem. I hereby call for terrorism and armed struggle."

Sure... unlike what they've been doing for decades. [/sarc]

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RELATED: Forget Ismail Haniyah... CBC again chooses sides...

"Israeli airstrikes killed two Hamas members early Saturday following a rocket attack on Israel, in the latest fallout from U.S. President Donald Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital."

Of course... President Trump made these "two Hamas members®" (remember... not terrorists, more like members of a country club) fire rockets into Israel.

Hmmm... in another timely news blurb... Toronto City Hall is installing "diversity bollards."

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UPDATE: "Diversity is our... what the f@ck?!"

More than a dozen men hurled firebombs at a synagogue in Gothenburg in southern Sweden hours after locals marched in the city against the United States’ recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.

At other protest rallies about Jerusalem in Sweden, Austria and France participants chanted, respectively, in Arabic about shooting Jews, an ancient massacre of Jews and freedom for Palestinian terrorists.

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LAST WORD: That's some "freedom of speech"

That slippery lube-strewn slope

Sorry... in my perfect world... choice still matters...

We've gone from "Love who you like" to "love who I say, bigot."

Apparently a woman's right to have sex with only who she wants to have sex with is trumped by gay people's rights to have sex with anyone.

RELATED:   Liberalism... the cutting edge

LAST WORD:   Smell the "professional" journalism...

"If racism is such a prevalent force in our society, as college students are taught and liberals fervently believe, why is it necessary to fabricate so many false instances of it?"

Guns...

...I'll say it again...

"In Toronto. Owned by Torontonians. How could this be allowed to happen?!"

Another story you're not gonna see...

...on the CBC...

"Peace process? What peace process? Does Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas mean the videos running on the official Palestinian Authority TV station telling their citizens to kill Jews?

Or perhaps the way his government encourages terrorism by paying blood money to terrorists or their families?"

What is Canada's national broadcaster saying?

"With his announcement Wednesday, Trump shattered decades of unwavering U.S. neutrality on Jerusalem."

So despite over twenty years of U.S. presidents promising to move the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem, when Trump actually keeps that promise... it's the end of the world.

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RELATED: Let's ask the "hopey-changey" guy...

That’s what happened in Germany in the 1930s, which despite the democracy of the Weimar Republic and centuries of high-level cultural and scientific achievements, Adolph Hitler rose to dominate, Obama noted. “Sixty million people died. . . .So, you’ve got to pay attention. And vote.”

It’s unclear whether Obama meant six million people since Adolf Hitler’s death toll reached nowhere near sixty million (although Communism, which Obama appears to not be too bothered by, claimed at least 100 million lives).

The Usual Lunatics

Police believe that the plan was to launch some sort of improvised explosive device at 10 Downing Street and in the ensuing chaos attack and kill Prime Minister Theresa May.

The revelation comes hours after the head of MI5, Andrew Parker, revealed that police have foiled nine terrorist plots since March this year.

Naa'imur Zakariyah Rahman, 20, from north London, and Mohammed Aqib Imran, 21, from southeast Birmingham, are due to appear at Westminster Magistrates' Court on terror charges.

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RELATED: How'd you like to have...

...these folks as your next door neighbours?

"Trump to plunge Middle East into 'fire with no end' with Jerusalem speech."

Yeah... not crazy talk at all.

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BREAKING: Surprise, surprise... Palestininians go batshit...

“He is declaring war in the Middle East -- he is declaring war against 1.5 billion Muslims,” the Palestinians’ senior representative in Britain, Manuel Hassassian, told BBC radio.

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LAST WORD: Announces on auspicious anniversary...

"Canadians are obliged to 'remember' this event every December 6 — I call it 'Never Hear the End of It Day' — while conveniently forgetting that killer 'Mark Lépine' had been born Gamil Gharbi, the son of a Muslim immigrant wife beater."

Why have I never heard about...

..."Black Twitter?"...

Forget about who shot him says CBC...

...let's talk racist paramedics... who allegedly had to be talked into taking Yosif Al-Hasnawi into hospital rather than applying a bandaid and sending him on his way...

Witnesses including a local Muslim leader say paramedics told a dying man he was shot by a pellet gun and merely acting injured before he died in hospital less than an hour later.

"Paramedics kept on telling us that this man is acting," Al-Jalili said. "We argued with them and insisted on taking him to the hospital."

Now, are they saying this is a paramedic issue, or Hamiltonians in general?

What exactly is the incentive to leave a man who has been shot lying bleeding in the street? Just spitballin' here, but I'm thinking that might be a bit of a stain come performance review time.

"They treated him poorly," Amin Al-Tahir, a director at the Al-Mostafa Islamic Centre, said. "From the time they received the call to the time they got to the hospital, you will find it is unbelievable."

Well, you've got me there, Amin. Let's hear some more...

"I saw my son thrown on the sidewalk and paramedics telling him ‘stop acting,’” Majed Al-Hasnawi said. “The same guy asked me ‘tell him he’s ok, he has no problem.’ I said ‘no, no – there is probably interior bleeding.’ It’s just common sense, you know?"

Another bystander said paramedics threw the dying boy onto a stretcher like “baggage.”

“We begged him – ‘please send him to hospital.’ But he didn’t care.”

Hmmm... everybody in the world has a smart phone now... let's see the cellphone videos... because what this Muslim crowd is describing is tantamount to homicide.

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UPDATE: Unleash the Kracken!

Hamilton's paramedic service Monday announced it would launch an investigation. An investigation will also be conducted by the Ontario Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care.

How long before PM Selfie issues an official apology to the Islamic community?

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UPDATE2: One as yet unnamed "white guy" in custody...

...another still on the lam...

"The man still at large is described as a white male in his 20s with a medium to darker complexion, black hair and a medium build. His hair was long with a ponytail wrapped at the top of his head. He wore a hood, backpack and jeans."

A "white male with a darker complexion?" Is that anything like "a white Hispanic?" You go CBC!

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UPDATE3: Oh... an "aboriginal white man"...

...why didn't you say so?

"They say a second-degree murder warrant has been issued for Dale Burningsky King, 19, who is alleged to be the shooter. Detectives say he should be considered armed and dangerous."

I guess all us infidels look the same.

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UPDATE4: Contrary to an earlier statement...

...father of deceased now says he encountered paramedic at hospital...

In an interview with CTV News, his father Majed Al-Hasnawi called the paramedic he met at hospital "arrogant" and said he believed his son may have been saved with quicker attention.

So, the statement father made earlier about paramedics throwing his son on to the sidewalk... is what?

It's obviously significant that police say no criminal charges will be laid against the medical response team.

One of the world's great cities...

...is under siege... and apparently they're helpless to stop it...

London (AFP) - The British capital saw 454 acid attacks reported last year, up from 261 in 2015 and 166 the year before.

How long before we start seeing this sort of thing in North America?

The gallery will be exhibiting the IN/VISIBLE project by Ann-Christine Woehrl for the week, which captures the faces and stories of women who have survived attacks with acid.

The women aren’t from London, where headlines are currently focused, but from countries where the incidence of acid attacks is alarmingly high – Bangladesh, Uganda, Cambodia, Nepal, India, and Pakistan.

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RELATED: Getting ahead of the pitch...

The U.S. pulled out of a global pact on migration and refugees Saturday, informing the United Nations that it will make decisions independently about who is allowed to come to the U.S.

And...

President Donald Trump’s travel ban is once again to largely go back into effect after the Supreme Court of the United States stayed two lower courts’ injunctions Monday.

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LAST WORD: Pretty, pretty please...

Germany wants to support rejected asylum-seekers who voluntarily move back to their home countries with a one-time payment of 3,000 euros ($3,570).

The Interior Ministry says those who qualify can apply by a Feb. 28 deadline.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Stay focused, stay rich."

There's more than one way...

...to show off your big, brass balls...

"About a year after being acquitted of sexual assault charges that destroyed his broadcasting career, Jian Ghomeshi is eager to get back to work."

I wonder if there are any particularly pressing & timely "social issues" he might care to address.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"The show will be called '50 Shades of Gomeshi'"

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"You know how it is. You find a gun on the street, you take a few pot shots at some sea lions, and some crazy white chick walks right into your line of fire."

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RELATED: Back in "Toronto the Good"

Malique Ellis, 21, is dead following a shooting in the hallway of an apartment building at Eglinton Avenue and Mason Road, near Markham Road, at around 10:30 a.m. Sunday. Det. Hank Idsinga called the number of shots that were fired “very concerning.”

What are you saying here, Detective... that the first couple of rounds are deductible?

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RELATED2: Just down the road...

The discovery of a man’s body in a parked vehicle in Oakville has been ruled a homicide. Police have not made an arrest nor have released information about possible suspects.

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UPDATE: Oakville murder victim id'd...

...name ends in a vowel...

A male victim fatally shot in Oakville, has been identified as Dean Costanza, 46, of Oakville, say Halton homicide detectives.

Known to police, as they say.

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RELATED3: Good Samaritan shot to death

The victim has been identified as 19-year-old Yosif Al-Hasnawi of Hamilton, who police say was a student in the medical sciences program at Brock University and was studying to become a doctor one day.

Interestingly, in this particular case, police and media have overcome their usual reluctance to offer descriptions of the suspects...

Police are searching for two suspects, described as white men in their 20s.

You can almost smell the journalism.

The Burbs get a Big City Taste

Remember back, you were a kid... your friends were getting kidnapped off the street?

Me neither.

Suspects identified as 24-year-old Trenell Ottley and 21-year-old Trevell Ottley facing charges in connection with three carjacking-style incidents and four robberies where victims were targeted in their cars. One of the two suspects has been charged in connection with the Ajax GO Station robbery, as well.

The charges include four counts of kidnapping each, four counts of theft of a motor vehicle each and seven counts of possession of a dangerous weapon each.

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MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH:

As Toronto Police try to sort out an ugly block-long scene along Queen St. W. that saw up to seven people stabbed, neighbours moan about the early morning antics of people spilling out of a nightclub that goes on every night. No arrests have been made and suspect descriptions have not been given at this time.

And...

Officers were called to the area of Benshire Drive and Jarwick Drive, near McCowan Road and Brimorton Drive, at around 11 p.m. for a reported home invasion.

And...

A body found in Rosedale Ravine Lands Park in early August has been identified as Alloura Wells, a transgender Toronto woman who disappeared a month earlier, Toronto Police Service says.

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RELATED: Because "strangled" is such an ugly word

"The cause of death has been determined to be neck compression."

And remember, she's not a whore... she's an "escort."

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LAST WORD: Redeeming his honour

“I kept hitting her . . . her face was bloodied . . . she was dead,” Sukhchain Brar said through a Punjabi interpreter.

In the immortal words of Pierre-Lite... "diversity is our strength."

As trustworthy as J. Edgar Tranny

“These new FBI documents show the FBI was more concerned about a whistleblower who told the truth about the infamous Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting than the scandalous meeting itself,” Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton said in a statement.

"There is no documentation showing concern over the meeting itself."

How government really works.

The New Journalism

Remember... these days, in Justin's post-national state, descriptions of the folks involved are entirely unnecessary...

Police say that a suspect who opened fire on a taxi in the downtown core early Friday morning was likely targeting a male customer seated inside. They say that bullets struck the drivers-side door and drivers-side window of the taxi.

The taxi sped away from the scene after the shooting and ended up near Yonge Street and Dundas Street, where the customer got out and fled the scene without paying.

He didn't pay? Well, there's the lede.

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RELATED: Two words... Robert... Mugabe

You know what? I'll put the Toronto Police Department up against any country in Africa... and they'll come out smelling like proverbial roses...except in the Toronto media, I'm guessing...

The Ontario Human Rights Commission launched the probe into the Toronto police department on Thursday. The inquiry will look at policing practices between January 2010 and June 2017 to see if they discriminated against the black community.

I'm guessing the verdict is already going through it's first draft.