Oh, Margaret... you didn't...

Mind officially blown.

WELCOME SDA READERS:  And your comments...

"Sure, Castro was a torturer and murderer but look at what he did for cheap Canadian vacations."

Suddenly, that whole eulogy thing is a little less perplexing.

RELATED:   Forget about Justy and all those...

...whiny millennial college kids... let's ask an actual Cuban...

Now comes Azucar Ice Cream Company's sweet revenge. The Calle Ocho ice-cream shop has created a flavor to commemorate Castro's demise: Burn in Hell, Fidel!

Owner Suzy Battle says of the shop's latest addition: "This ice cream is specifically for Fidel's death. May he burn in Hell is the inspiration."

It features the shop's homemade chocolate ice cream, which is given a huge kick of cayenne.

I'm lovin' it.

It's all culturally relative, I guess

Apparently, according to Amazon, one man's "offensive"... is another man's "comic triumph"...

Silence of the BLMs

The PMO has not yet revealed whether Prime Minister Justin Trudeau will be penning Mr Gibson's eulogy...

Marcus Gibson, aka Ruckus, was one of two men charged with first-degree murder for the November 2014 shooting of Tariq Mohammed, 31, at Garden restaurant in Chinatown. Ceylon Carrington, Mr Gibson's co-accused in that killing was gunned down in Leslieville eight months ago.

A relative, Glenton Gibson, 23, was stabbed to death at a St. James Town apartment building in 2012. Another relative, Michael Teddy Gibson, aka Tyke is wanted for a deadly stabbing that occurred earlier this year, sources say.

Toronto professional journalists are still putting all these puzzle pieces together, but have boldly speculated that Marcus "may have had ties to street gangs."

Note that "professional" journalist Chris Doucette found the obligatory clueless "witness", Florence, who stated, "she didn’t know Gibson well but he was “kind” and “always smiling."

In other "Snitches get Stitches" news...

Another recent winner of Toronto's "SickSporty NineMillimeter" lottery is 17 year old Caheem "Clayshawn" Monteith aka Ramsuchit, gunned down in the oft-cryptically referenced "north-west" end of the city.

While no one at CBC will say why Mr Monteith/Ramsuchit was apparently very deliberately targeted, they were more than willing to roll out the trifecta of tragedy, the victim's "vibrant youth," basketball chops and "larger-than-life personality."

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LAST WORD: I smell Pulitzer

Six people have been arrested after shots were fired at an apartment building near Shuter and Sherbourne streets overnight.

Yeah, sorry... that's it. You want names, you have to go somewhere that's not Canada's national broadcaster.

You can just smell "the journalism"

OSU student newspaper apparently baffled by behavior of Abdul Razak Ali Artan...Yeah... it's a mystery...

"Somali refugee Abdul Razak Ali Artan posted on Facebook that he was 'sick and tired of seeing my fellow Muslim brothers being killed and tortured' shortly before he went on a slashing rampage at the Ohio State University that left 11 injured."

"Authorities are currently investigating the posts, allegedly made by Artan, which mention radical cleric Anwar Awlaki and accuse America of 'interfering' with other nations."

There may be a few other issues worth investigating here.

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UPDATE: Not me... not mine... not today

Those numbers could have been higher if not for the heroic actions of Ohio State University police officer Alan Horujko. Horujko, 28, stopped Abdul Razak Ali Artan in less than two minutes after the junior OSU student rammed his car into a group of pedestrians and then attacked them with a butcher’s knife.

Officer Horujko... well done.

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UPDATE2: Ask a Diversity Officer

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LAST WORD: His work's not done yet...

With only a few months left to go before a new president obtains the keys to the Oval Office, the Obama administration released another 6,051 unaccompanied alien children into American communities in the month of October, averaging about 195 kids per day.

I'm surprised Obama has the time... what with commuting all those prison sentences.

More pavilions at...

...oh...my... gawd...

A new study reveals what is really inside that greasy treat we buy at the end of a night out - and the vast majority doesn’t even qualify as Döner meat.

“Adding turkey or large quantities of sausage meat and undeclared additives is not allowed in classic Döner meat,” Dr. Volkmar Heinke, a government researcher, told NDR. “Sausage meat is something that can include skeletal muscles, including blood vessels, nerves and fat tissue. In other words, pretty much anything can be in it.”

In a separate study carried out by north German officials, 90 percent of meat sold as Döner kebabs did not meet the legal requirements.

Keepin' it veal, Germany? What's a little minced goat nostrils among friends, huh?

In other "meat-related" German news...

A group of experts from state and federal police have been analyzing the events of New Year’s Eve last year under a project called “Silvester” - meaning New Year’s Eve in German.

Across Cologne, Düsseldorf, Hamburg, Frankfurt and Stuttgart, the Federal Criminal Police Office (BKA) recorded 881 sexual crimes within public places and 1,231 victims. Almost all the victims were young women between the ages of 18 and 24.

Islamic Bros before ho-ho-hoes? All those unescorted women just walking around indiscriminately flashing a little ankle... or face... whaddaya think was gonna happen?

What's Mama Merkel gonna do to fix things? Apparently there's a sort of Trumpian solution under consideration...

The report also recommends a better review and registration of refugees upon their arrival in the country.

Wake up folks and smell the obligatory government-mandated diversity.

Since this is addressed to liberals...

...spare me the usual nonsense about “Victim Blaming”. We don’t have time for silliness. If you’re banking on the goodwill of evil people to keep you safe, you are a sucker.

If I urge you to look both ways before crossing the street, I’m not victim blaming, I’m trying to keep your stupid ass from getting hit by a bus.

Unarmed self-defense is great, when it works. I’m a fan. Less-lethal devices like pepper spray are great, when they work.

But trust me on this, everybody who does this professionally, who has spent years learning about how violence really works, we all have guns.

I know many of you are scared of guns, but just think of them like fire extinguishers, but for (putting out) murderers.

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RELATED: Shoot/no shoot

Here is another article where I go into a great deal of detail about when it is legal to shoot somebody. Trust me, I know more about this than the staff writers at Salon.

If somebody dressed entirely in Confederate flags walks up, screams DIE GAY ABORTION VEGAN and tries to stab you with his commemorative Heinrich Himmler SS dagger, it’s game on

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UPDATE: Oh look... those evil guns...

...actually saved lives again today...

The man suspected in an attack at Ohio State University today has been identified as Abdul Razak Ali Artan, according to law enforcement officials. School officials said this morning's attack on the OSU campus began when the assailant drove a vehicle into several people, then exited the vehicle and began slashing at them with a knife.

A police officer near the scene responded almost immediately, shooting and killing the attacker within about a minute of the beginning of the attack.

Just three months ago an OSU student named Abdul Razak Artan was quoted in OSU's college newspaper, The Lantern, as he discussed his troubles finding a place to pray on his new campus.

Thus endeth the lesson.

Very publicly b!tch-slapped by Twitter...

P'tit-P'tat pumps the brakes on the "kiss a commie for mommie" train...

"Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says Fidel Castro was a dictator and he did not intend to minimize the former Cuban leader's human rights abuses."

Of course, Justy couldn't bring himself to reel it all back in...

“He certainly was a polarizing figure and there certainly were significant concerns around human rights.”

Maybe it's some sort of French thing?

On Sunday, Quebec Premier Philippe Couillard, who headed the Quebec delegation to la Francophonie, backed Trudeau’s comments about the former Cuban leader.

“Yes, his accomplishments will be (remembered) in various tones of grey — some white, some black — but historians will have to decide this,” Couillard said. “I see no controversy in describing him as a giant of the 20th century.”

No, you dumbstick... he was a mass murderer.

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UPDATE: Much to Canada's embarrassment......this thing has legs...Don't blame me... I didn't vote for him.

Toronto the (well, sorta) Good

(At the event’s Facebook page, over 3,000 Nazi-fighters vowed to show up, but hey, it rained…)

Perhaps the usual suspects had other things on their collective plate...

"Soft drinks were the top commodity bought by food stamp recipients. By contrast, milk was the top commodity bought from the same retailer by customers not on food stamps."

And then there's lottery tickets and panhandling at the Eaton Centre...

PM Care Bear in official mourning

Ol' Fidel did his part for world population control... I'll give you that...Dear Justin... is it possible, just possible... you're overlooking anything here?

Castro isn’t responsible just for the deaths of 100,000 Cubans, but also responsible for training terrorists and guerrilleros responsible for thousands of deaths in Latin American and Africa.

President of El Salvador (until 2004), Francisco Flores Perez speaks about Fidel Castro’s murder machine…”Therefore…it is totally intolerable that you involved in the deaths of so many Salvadorians that you trained many to kill Salvadorians…that is absolutely intolerable…”

In Peru the Truth Commission estimates that more than 70,000 deaths in Peru can be attributed to Cuba’s interventionist policies

The guerrillas of Colombia trained by Cuba, have resulted in more than 200,000 deaths in Colombia.

Justin does have a bit of a fetish for mass murder.

Who's deplorable now, huh?

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UPDATE: Pope Francis sells out...

Pope Francis said the death of Cuba's revolutionary leader Fidel Castro, a professed atheist was "sad news" and he was grieving.

What's a little mass murder in the grand scheme of things?

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LAST WORD: Look who begs to differ...

President-elect Donald Trump on Saturday marked the death of Cuba’s “brutal dictator,” saying Fidel Castro left a legacy of “unimaginable suffering.”

And...

Trudeau's statement was met with puzzlement and derision by some Americans, including U.S. Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, who is of Cuban descent.

“Is this a real statement or parody? Because if this is a real statement from the PM of Canada it is shameful and embarrassing,” Rubio tweeted.

Well, Marco... I wish I could say it was a put on.

Here's a thought... let's ask some actual Cubans.

That secretive, controlling Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...

The Liberal government has brought in an unprecedented gag order that prevents 235 Canadian military personnel and federal workers from ever talking about the program, now underway, to replace the country’s fighter jets.

Defence industry executives and retired public servants say they have never seen such secrecy surrounding an equipment program.

Something to hide, Justin?

Sure it is, Eddie... just like...

...painting sh!t pink cures breast cancer...

"edward teach says... the fix for racism is NOT different racism."

Dear Professor Michael... problem solved

Just follow in Barack's moms footsteps and eventually...

"A white Ivy League professor has taken to the pages of the Huffington Post to condemn her own race, declaring that she chose never to reproduce because her children would simply inherit white privilege."

Of course, that sounds a bit like eugenics... (maybe she's also a little scared of passing on that vast expanse of forehead?) but horrible problems require drastic (some might say "final") solutions, right?

Michael says that, like Dolezal, she has gone through an extensive phase of trying to eradicate her whiteness.

She lived with a black family for a time, shaved her head, and read exclusively black authors. She also lashed out at those who dared to be white without shame.

Despite all that, it seems Professor Michael hasn't been able to attract a suitable "sperm donor of colour." Perhaps her somewhat unorthodox social views have scared off males of all origins and persuasions.

Of course, for someone who swears they don't want children, she has chosen a curious life's work...

"Today, Michael’s work at Penn continues to have a very racial focus. Her core research interests include 'how white families racially socialize their children,' and her website contains handy links to materials such as '10 Quick Ways To Analyze Children’s Books For Racism And Sexism'."

Maybe it's a blessing this women isn't gonna reproduce.

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RELATED: Who are these freaks?

"In a sense, I am unsure about writing this column. I’m just another white boy putting my voice in a space dominated by white boys. And as we will see later, my premise is that white boys should be listening more and speaking less."

Good grief.

"That’s just what ISIS wants."

"You know, you raise an interesting point there, Brayden. I’ll tell you what, why don’t you invite one of your ISIS pals around the house and we’ll see how much he likes it when I slash his guts out with the turkey knife."

"You think that’s what he wants? They want us to crush them?"

"Tell me something, how did you feel when your Little League team got mercy-ruled by those country boys in the district finals? Is that what you wanted? Were you just phoning it in for the “participant” trophy?"

"Is that why you’re too afraid to shave that pathetic beard? Because that’s what ISIS wants?

I'm calling that "Trumped."

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SECOND OPINION: Two words, Buttercup...

...Clinton... Foundation

How can lefties be so oblivious?

"Surely no friend of the free market wants a president who could use his power and influence to push others, including foreign governments, to make decisions that would enrich him."

The irony abounds.

It was fine for the Harpers...

...but Prime Minister Care Bear needs 40 million dollars in upgrades. Apparently, Daddy's little socialist likes his creature comforts.

Apologies be damned...

I say we... "burn the witch"...

I didn't understand how black women are constantly told their natural hair is inappropriate/
unprofessional for the work place, or how young girls are told they can't go to school with natural hair.

I'm so glad I've educated myself and surrounded my self with people to teach me what is right and wrong. I constantly am learning and becoming more and more informed.

It's important to come forward and be honest with ourselves about our past mistakes, otherwise we will never learn.

Okay... who has the torch?

Snowflake U.

Case Western Reserve University also hosted a pre-Thanksgiving debriefing for its students, informing them that “away from the university, our families and friends often talk about issues differently than what we experience in our on-campus discussions.”

The event, called “Talking with Family About the Election,” was billed as a means of teaching students “what to say to people who have fundamentally different viewpoints on a variety of issues.”

Silly me... I thought that was what pretty much all of college or university was about.And then, of course, there's Queens University in Kingston, Ontario...

Photographs circulating on social media show students, most of them white, dressed as Middle Eastern sheiks, Viet Cong guerrillas and Buddhist monks.

Apparently, the university has launched an investigation.

Your sex tape was a disappointment...

...but you still want all that attention...

No records are available for 2016, but Brandon Dixon, who plays Aaron Burr and publicly castigated Vice President Pence, didn't even vote during president Obama's reelection bid in 2012.

Drama Queens, huh? You see your Miley Cyrus moment... I guess you gotta seize it.

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UPDATE: Meet the real Brandon DixonWonder what Brandon is prouder of... calling black women "Hoes"... or the targeting of drunk white women by "Bros."

Nothing good, I'm thinking

Remember, the provincial Liberals have already doubled Ontario's debt since being elected in 2003...

"Ontario’s experiment will show what would happen if people between the age of 18 to 65, living below the poverty line, received a monthly income of $1,320 ($1,820 if they are disabled)."

Just something to think about as you sit in that Emergency Room for 6 or 7 hours waiting to see a doctor.

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RELATED: Have they figured out a way...

...to treat metastic cancer with carbon credits?

The study, an annual survey of physicians from across Canada, reports a median wait time of 20 weeks-the longest ever recorded - and more than double the 9.3 weeks Canadians waited in 1993, when the Fraser Institute began tracking wait times for medically necessary elective treatments.

Don't you fret... if you're a good by maybe Justin will show you his tits.

Dear Mrs Santa...

I have been a very......very, very good boy.

CBC has been unable to uncover...

...whether the murdered man had an "evolved primate permit."

I do have a question for our friends in the media. Exactly how many dead bodies do you need before "clashes" can be reported as mass murder?

Apparently, the magic number is "more than 16."

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RELATED: Libya, Libya... that sounds so familiar...

"CBC News also reported on the Libyan diplomats who now want protection in Canada as refugees. CBC News used an Access to Information request to uncover details of the refugee request in quarterly reports produced by the Department of Foreign Affairs and International Trade that track incidents of foreign diplomats behaving badly in Canada."

Terrific. Gotta go lock up my monkeys.

I'm looking forward to the...

...followup production... "Oppenheimer"... a story that “valorizes dead white scientists” and replaces it with black, Latino and multi-ethnic performers playing America’s seminal theoretical physicists...

The press representative for the show told CBS2’s Aiello the language in the notice, “seeking non-white performers,” was approved by Actors Equity.

But the Union General Counsel denied that, saying such language was not and would not be approved.

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IRONY ALERT: For the record...

"Alexander Hamilton favored the anti-liberty Alien and Sedition Acts AND the Electoral College that Democrats are trying to get rid of."

Ah, Barack... you've brought us all together. Enjoy your legacy.

And, while we're "airbrushing the Politburo"...

According to the book, after spending the summer golfing with Uncle Vernon Jordan, he admits to Hillary that, although he did play quidditch, he never put his bludger in the golden snitch.

Hillary thinks this is a lot of hufflepuff and, although he doesn't die, Billy finds himself under an impediment curse which means that for the rest of the book he hardly gets to take his wand out at all and Uncle Vernon starts calling him Nearly Headless Bill.

Once upon a socially just time, right?

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RELATED: FROM THE COMMENTS:

You've come a long way, Baby...

"Ms. Wynne appeared to be holding back tears".

And...

"Canadian Trade Minister Chrystia Freeland was choking back tears".

Is there anybody out there who isn't blubbering?

Silence of the BLMs

"Police say that a 17-year-old boy is dead after he was shot in front of his North York home on Saturday morning.

The shooting took place in front of a Toronto Community Housing complex on Shoreham Court near Jane Street at around 11:50 a.m."

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UPDATE: Black Lives Matter...

...was apparently unavailable for comment...

The 17-year-old gunned down in what police called a “targeted” shooting Saturday has been identified as Caheem Ramsuchit. He’s the city’s 60th murder victim this year.

Police also identified a 25-year-old man killed in a weekend drive-by shooting as Adrian Thomas.

In other "Community Housing" news...

Did Barack Obama tell a very public lie...

...or is Hillary Clinton truly out of luck...

“I can’t pardon somebody who hasn’t gone before a court and presented themselves, so that’s not something that I would comment on at this point,” Mr. Obama told the German newspaper.

As it turns out, Barack Hussein is lying. Perhaps he thought, "It's Germany, no one's gonna notice."

November 9, 2016 | 4:10pm The White House isn’t ruling out the possibility of Hillary Clinton receiving a last-minute pardon from President Obama — even though she hasn’t been charged with a crime.

The sooner this guy is a full-time golfer... the better it is for America.

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RELATED: Put me in a basket...

...and call me deplorable.

"His students' reaction is NOT about losing an election. It's because these people watch media, and the Clinton-controlled media spent the last four months working overtime to program everyone in the country that Trump is a soulless monster come to eat them and their families, roasting their babies on a spit while laughing, and so on."

Let 'em stew in their own juices.

'I realize that all of this..."

"...is going to make me sound like a crazy person and put me completely at odds with every respectable thinker in the media, but luckily, being a crazy person at odds with every respectable thinker in the media has been a pretty good ticket to predictive accuracy lately, so whatever."

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RELATED: Obama "takes a timeout"...

The administration has already taken the first step to accommodate President-elect Trump’s positions, agreeing Friday to take a timeout on President Obama’s push to kick-start his 2014 deportation amnesty.

In documents filed with a federal judge in Texas the Justice Department said that in light of the new management that will take over next year, the case should be suspended.

No matter that the courts were rejecting this nonsense... let's blame Trump.

Unlike all these crybaby Millenials...

...I remember the last time some German politician wanted to "manage and steer" society...

"It took a while until societies learned to find the right kinds of policies to contain this, to manage and steer this."

Didn't some Austrian dude once put I.G. Farben in charge of Germany's wartime industrial Human Resources challenges?

Of course, that worked out better for some people than others.

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RELATED: Justin's buddies already on board

WUZHEN, China • Picture an internet where tech companies are deputized as crime-fighters, where censors keep radical views in check and where governments work together to achieve global order in cyberspace.

That is China’s vision.

Looks like Trump came along just in time.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Where is our $1.8 billion being invested? Whose Swiss bank account? I want some."

Note that not a single Canadian "professional" journalist has asked Prime Minister Care Bear for his definition of "investment."

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RELATED: The Silence of the BLMs

“News stories tend to not mention the race of the officer when the officer is black, because most of the black officers we found we found by looking at department photos, not news stories,” Lott said.

“That was not true of white officers.”

No wonder people don't trust the mainstream media.

Focus Stacking

Shut up... and take my money.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"She wanted to curl up and never leave the house again..."

"TRANSLATION: HILLARY NEGOTIATING WITH TRUMP FOR ANKLE BRACELET!"

Yeah... I'm sorry, you lost me at...

"...hiking in a fashionable sports bra..."

Dunham expressed love for her fans and described how she had “whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock” after asking “the Canyon for some guidance.”

How about you give me a shout when even one of these spoiled, millionaire self-referential celebrities crosses the border and runs headlong into Canada's incredibly punitive tax code.

Cos' that just ain't gonna happen.

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RELATED: About that whole Muslim thing

Another story you're not gonna see...

...on the CBC...

Sources have told The American Spectator that on Tuesday night, after Hillary realized she had lost, she went into a rage.

Secret Service officers told at least one source that she began yelling, screaming obscenities, and pounding furniture. She picked up objects and threw them at attendants and staff. She was in an uncontrollable rage.

Her aides could not allow her to come out in public. It would take her hours to calm down.

And, apparently... the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

"She’s fired many people. Many people have left the organization because of her. She is not a likable human being," Klein said.

"She is widely despised in the Clinton campaign in Brooklyn and at the Clinton Foundation because whatever little subtlety Hillary might have, Chelsea has none whatsoever."

Yeah, I'm shocked.

Yeah, ABC news... we get it...

...under a Trump administration, like in Planet of the Apes... soon rich old white guys will be hunting women for sport...

But when Hillary Clinton lost the election, Elderkin took a more serious tone with her napkin art.

"The Monday before the election, I had drawn a ‘celebratory’ napkin, anticipating a Hillary win," she recalled. "It was of a dancing squirrel in a leotard, a la Beyoncé in the ‘Single Ladies’ video, that said ‘Who Run The World? Squirrels.’

"I'll never stop fighting to make the world they live in a better place."

Yeah. With squirrels. And napkins.

Apparently the media have decided to fight tooth, nail and claw for the next four years.

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UPDATE: Social Media is doing its part

Twitter is purging Alt-Right accounts... you know, the people who aren't rioting.

Twitter has suspended alt-right accounts in the past but never so many at once.

In one of the highest-profile bans, Twitter removed the account of Milo Yiannopoulos, a technology editor at the conservative news site Breitbart in July. In response to the purges, many alt-right users are heading over to Gab, a Twitter substitute platform with a much more aggressive free speech policy.

Put me in a basket... and call me deplorable.

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RELATED: Just get over yourself...

...and check out online dating...

“For the sake of this argument, that you’re the marital equivalent of someone sleeping in their parents’ basement at 30,” she explains further. “It implies failure on the part of the un-engaged, and that’s uncool.”

So, lemme see if I'm following here... now you're losing your sh!t because men aren't looking at you?

Three million votes...

...in the U.S. presidential election were cast by illegal aliens, according to Greg Phillips of the VoteFraud.org organization.

If true, this would mean that Donald Trump still won the contest despite widespread vote fraud and almost certainly won the popular vote.

Scratch those millions of dead voters and Trump's triumph is even more startling.

And then there's the question of whether or not to "lock her up"...

Politically speaking, the easiest out for Trump would be an Obama pardon of Clinton. But will the incumbent president do it? I suspect he will.

Interesting times.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"I see the left and the media (but I repeat myself) is all cranked up about Trump appointing Bannon. Can't wait for them to find out that he has Ted Nugent pegged to run the BATF."

Oh, please, please, please.

The Way the Baller Bounces

Oh, man... looks like Canadian journalists won't get their homegrown Gandhi after all...

HALIFAX • A rapper who made a heartfelt plea for an end to violence after a series of killings in Halifax earlier this year has been charged with murder in a weekend killing.

Carvel Clayton, 21, was arrested Sunday and charged with second-degree murder in the shooting death of 21-year-old Shakur Jefferies.

Jes' keepin' it real, yo.

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ASK A PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST:

Carvel Clayton, who goes by the stage name Certi, is trying to make a difference with his music and help his community. He’s trying to send a message of solidarity and provide some comfort to all those scared.

“I hope this will end soon. People here involved in bad things need to better themselves, and realize killing each other won’t do much. People will just end up dead or in jail.”

Think I'm gonna file this under "expert testimony."

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RELATED: Those darned Frenchmen...

...think they're all... wait a minute...

Twenty-four-year-old Sifeddine Bilachi is facing nine charges, including trafficking in persons, assault, and overcoming resistance by attempting to choke and suffocate.

Nacim Hamouni, 25, faces six charges including trafficking in persons, advertising another person’s sexual services, and possession of the proceeds of crime.

Hmmm.

Okay, okay... I admit it...

...the MSM didn't get it all wrong...**********

RELATED: They simply cannot help themselves...

The PacketSled Board of Directors accepted the resignation of President and CEO Matthew Harrigan, effective immediately. We want to be very clear, PacketSled does not condone the comments made by Mr. Harrigan, which do not reflect the views or opinions of the company, its employees, investors or partners.

His own board, quite rightly, turned him in to the Secret Service.

Time for the lunatic left to pay the piper.

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LAST WORD: Will anything actually change?

"Sadly, I’m pretty sure Trump is going to be like America’s other “Hitlers”: The Nixon who brought in wage and price controls and the EPA. The Reagan who grew government and didn’t nuke Beirut. The Bush who didn’t smash the Social Security Ponzi scheme."

I guess we'll see.

Rahmbo... I don't think that word means...

...what you think it means...

“To all those who are, after Tuesday’s election, very nervous, filled with anxiety: you are SAFE in Chicago; you are SECURE in Chicago; and you are SUPPORTED in Chicago.”

Well... not exactly.

Gun-controlled Chicago is fast-approaching 4,000 shooting victims year-to-date for 2016.

Here's a clue... even people who live there, call it Chi-Raq...

“If you’re thinking of the best place in America right now to be a criminal and carry a gun, it’s Chicago.”

Safe, secure, supported, my ass. Just more Democratic Party argle-bargle.

CTV turns "bait & switch" headline...

...into "switch & switch" nonsense...

"Mom Skeptical of Investigation into Son's Deadly Overdose at Centre"

I dunno... sounds pretty black and white to me...

Text messages on Brandon's phone showed he arranged to have a dealer drop off fentanyl to him at the centre in the hours before he overdosed and died alone in his room.

We then move from the journalistically ridiculous to the ironically sublime...

Angry with the lack of support for people addicted to fentanyl and other substances, Jansen has started a drug awareness foundation.

There may have been a lack of something here, but it sure as shit wasn't a "lack of support."

Jansen said the Sunshine Coast Health Centre was the 11th drug-treatment centre her son attended in attempt to kick the habit.

I get that this woman is grieving, but let's face it... this guy pretty much stuck a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. It's what junkies do.

Apparently CTV can't help themselves either. Remember, if you can't find any actual news... create a victim and make some up.

Social Justin Warriors

Canadian special forces troops have been told to keep an eye out for possible human rights abuses and sectarian score-settling as the battle to liberate Iraq's second largest city continues to unfold.

"It is a concern," said Christina Marcotte, a civilian policy adviser with the Canadian task force headquartered in Kuwait.

Apparently JTF2, Canada's answer to Seal Team Six, has been reduced to "running to mommy & telling on them."

Thank you Prime Minister Care Bear.

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RELATED: In other Alpha-Male news...

It's a CBC twofer... heroic minority community immigrant suffers racist attack...in public...

Masood alleges the woman's friend then started punching him in the chest and kicking him. He describes both women as twice his size.

Sadly, the woman pushing the baby stroller was able to elude the subsequent police dragnet...

"I couldn't think straight when I was being punched," he said. "I feared for my life at one point.

"Then I heard something like 'terrorist.' I couldn't sleep the whole night," he said. "It's too much trauma. You can't get it out of your head."

Okay, buddy, settle down... it must be some consolation that CBC was willing to arrange an interview and take a nice in-situ headshot after this traumatic incident. Perhaps you can use that in your online dating profile.

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COMPARE & CONTRAST: A story you won't see...

...at the CBC...

“I am in the emergency room as of a couple of hours ago awaiting X-rays. I was beaten up by three Muslim men between the ages of 25-35. They thought I bore a resemblance to Mr. Trump.” Anna Göransson, press officer at the police control center in Malmö, confirmed to Sydsvenskan that the attack had taken place.

Seems Chef Vendel has some actual observable injuries... unlike CBC hero, Mr Masood.

You can wrassle... or you can shoot...

...let's call it the "Forcillo Principle"...

"The suspect subsequently abandoned the weapons and began making his way to the exit. He grabbed hold of a customer, an 82 year old man, and held him hostage.

As he came out the doors to the rooftop parking lot of the Canadian Tire holding this hostage at knife point, he was confronted by responding police officers."

Palmer says one of those officers was stabbed in the abdomen and the neck, before police fatally shot the suspect.

This officer, for whatever reason, instead of taking the shot, was physically close enough for this homicidal thug to get a petty good piece of him. This was the wrong tactical decision.

If this officer dies, it will also be his last decision. If he survives, my guess is, he won't ever make that mistake again. I'm also guessing they'll be teaching this very scenario at Police College shortly.

If you read "Blackhawk Down", there's a point at which a soldier asks a Delta operator, "We're throwing grenades now?" The operator looks at him incredulously and responds, "They're not paying us to bring 'em back."

There's a reason cops carry firearms. It's not a fashion statement. Did this officer decide not to shoot because of all the proggies wailing about "victims rights?"

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UPDATE: Well, there's your mistake right there

“We tried to use the least amount of force possible to take him into custody,” said Police Chief Adam Palmer

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Toronto Police say the victim was stabbed inside a dance studio around 2:30 a.m. Saturday.

In other "dindu nuffin" news...

A person got out of the sedan, opened fire, then got back in and then sped off, Toronto Police Const. David Hopkinson said. No description of a suspect has yet been released and the name of the victim has not been released.

Those darned "unknown assailants"... and victims.

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RELATED: In the nation's capital...

...as reporters cry out, "Justin, Justin, show us your tits"...

A 21-year-old man was dropped off at the Ottawa Hospital's Civic campus after Ottawa's 60th shooting of 2016, police say.

Officers were called to the hospital at around 5:45 p.m.

And...

Police are searching for suspects after a robbery Friday morning at a Centretown marijuana dispensary —the sixth Ottawa dispensary to be targeted by robbers in the last three months.

Robbers have allegedly threatened — and in some cases assaulted — workers at a handful of marijuana dispensaries with knives and guns.

Ah yes... cutting crime, Liberal style.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Michelle Obama would make a GREAT President! I love her toned arms! I think she would win in 2020 because the country will be tired after 4 years of that ugly classless manly-looking Melania Trump!"

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RELATED: Scenes from the Liberal Meltdown

"Meanwhile, the CEO of Grubhub, the online food delivery service, demanded that employees who agree with Trump resign, because 'you have no place here'."

Stronger together... right, Hillary?

Crazier Together

The students missing midterms with PTSD and the Democrat Capitol Hill staffers requesting on-site therapy dogs are starting to look like the sane ones.Deplorable Angry Aunty replies...Yup... that @BankRollGreg is one classy dude. Hillary must be so proud.

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LAST WORD: Rum, sodomy and the crash

"It wasn’t ironic, you dumb bitch, he played that song to tell people like you that your juvenile, fairy-tale universe isn’t happening."

It had to be said.

We Remember

Do you know someone who enlisted in World War I in Canada?

-- Search the WWI CEF database --

Do you know a Canadian killed while serving his country?

-- Search the Commonwealth War Graves database --

My wife's grandfather, a member of the Canadian Cyclist Battalion, (pictured, in the kilt) was wounded by German shelling and carried around shrapnel from WWI for the rest of his life.

And he was one of the lucky ones who got to come back and have a family and live out a long, productive and rewarding life. Two of my grandfather's brothers were killed, one in Belgium and one in France.

The part-time drama teacher just blinked

Looks like President-elect Trump has already started to "drain the swamp"...

"The Trudeau government has offered to renegotiate the North American free-trade agreement, a gesture of goodwill to Donald Trump."

"The immediate effort to curry favour with the president-elect less than 24 hours after the U.S. vote is a significant move to develop a co-operative relationship with a leader who is Mr. Trudeau’s political opposite."

Not content to just report the news, the "professional" journalists at the Grope & Flail have trotted out an anonymous expert to try slime Trump...

"Trump also knows the government of Canada was 100-per-cent opposed to him. So they are not starting with a position of strength."

Curiously, it's not the incoming Republican administration who just bent over and grabbed their ankles... but that doesn't stop the Globe from attempting to trash Trump.

No wonder free-thinking people are turning away from the MSM in droves.

Trump's best bet for Press Secretary

I see these dumbstick protests and all I can think is... bigger hill, better death.

I mean, seriously... you're gonna take a bullet for Katy Perry, Lena Dunham or Lady freakin' Gaga?

"My observation of the anti-Trump protests is that it mostly involves young people. This is their first fake-Hitler scare. They don’t realize that Reagan was compared to Hitler, both Bush presidents were compared to Hitler, and Romney was compared to Hitler."

So either Scott... or maybe Milo.And, not to harsh anybody's buzz... but don't the infamous "Basket of Deplorables" have all the guns anyway?

That's gonna be one sharp, short revolution.

T.O. Diversity Chronicles - snitches, stitches

Sure, sure... it's all fun and games until somebody, uh... loses their johnson..."

Since there are no snitches, the shooter and stabber are both at large. “About 20 witnesses were right there and said they saw nothing,” said Det.-Const. Chris Hominuk, of Toronto Police’s 52 Division. “Some said they were sleeping on the bus, but it is kind of hard to sleep through five gunshots.”

Or to enjoy a peaceful slumber with the shrieking sounds of a man losing his penis.

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RELATED: Just a couple of good ole'...

...wait a minute...

"Kenneth Omorogbe, 25, and Kamari Folkes, 24, both from Toronto, were arrested on Wednesday and charged jointly with second-degree murder. Det.-Sgt. Giroux described Omorogbe and Folkes as 'the main suspects' in the case, and said 'they have some past criminal baggage'."

Funny how all these thugs are "known to police." Let's do away with all those "catch & release" plea deals that allow violent thugs to freely roam our streets.

DEMography

The first thing we do... is burn the neighbourhood to the ground...

“We can’t just do rallies, we have to fight back,” said Lily, a Latina woman from Los Angeles. “There will be casualties on both sides. There will be, because people have to die to make a change in this world,” she continued.

Ah, yes... the old reliable fallback... the "Ferguson Defence."

Meanwhile, back at the ranch... I say we hire Mike Holmes to build us a really impressive wall...

Miley Cyrus swore she would move, emphasizing the fact that, “I don’t say things I don’t mean.” And of course, Lena Dunham was the most clear of all.

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UPDATE: Please don't encourage them...

"MILO says that this offer is genuine and he will indeed pay for Dunham’s one-way ticket to any Canadian destination of her choosing. Dunham has not yet responded to MILO’s extremely generous offer."

I'm just gonna hope PM-to-be Kevin O'Leary has a plan to deal with this imminent disaster.

Contrary to CBC's nightlong narrative...

...the first actions of a Trump presidency will not be to tattoo barcodes on "differently-abled", Muslim lesbians foreheads... and ship them all off to a gulag in Alaska...

"To be really historic...we have to do a great job..."

Of course... some folk beg to differ.

FROM THE SDA COMMENTS:

Looks like Donald WAS prepared for that call at 3AM.

From Hillary.

Delicious.

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LAST WORD: Is this Obama's real legacy?

Look out for the executive orders, the “midnight” regulations and, perhaps most controversially, the pardons.

“I do think a pardon for Huma and Weiner might happen,” said Michael McKenna, a Republican lobbyist, referring to Huma Abedin and her estranged husband, Anthony D. Weiner, whose emails are being scoured by the FBI for wrongdoing.

Let's see how bent Obama really is.

We're gonna have to build a wall

"Immigration Canada’s website has had so many requests in the last hour that the site has completely crashed and is giving users an error message."

Ah... the lunatic left. I, for one, am content to drink their bitter tears...

“If the outcome sees Mr. Trump elected, measures are in place to maintain calm, if need be.”

All those wise & gentle progressives are suddenly calling for blood.

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RELATED: Please, please, please... not Lena Dunham

Here are 16 of Hollywood’s best and brightest who have pledged to move out of the United States in the event of a Trump win.

Peter Mansbridge & Pals are completely melting down as we speak. The only lucid, literate presence tonight is David Frum... the other two panelists (both women, btw) are actually frothing at the mouth.

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UPDATE: Podesta just showed up at 2:00am EST

Is there a problem with Hillary's batteries? Are her transistors overheating?

Hillary not going to appear tonight. Campaign Chair Podesta says people should leave Clinton party HQ and go home. Apparently she's not as willing to accept the will of the people as she previously said.

@CBSNews... Charlie Rose: "It is a grand irony that we talked a lot about whether Trump would accept the results and the question is not that."

Perhaps the Dems need time to make some adjustments on those Soros manufactured voting machines.

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UPDATE2: 2:32 AM EST - Bloomberg calls it

Trump, 70, was projected to be the victor early Wednesday by the Associated Press and television networks after Wisconsin pushed him over the 270 Electoral College vote threshold needed to become president-elect.

The avalanche begins.

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UPDATE3: VP-ELECT APPEARS AT 2:45am

Trump appears on stage at 2:48am. Did Hillary call Trump and concede? Perhaps we'll find out now.

Okay, it's official at 2:50am... she folded on the phone to Trump... but would not do it publicly. That confirms everything I have thought about her this last few years.

In other news...

"The White House did not comment on whether Obama would also call Trump."

Forget about Obama... what will the Republican leadership do?

A very welcome election break

Let's see what else is going on in the world...

A pedestrian who narrowly missed serious injury or possibly death when he walked into a Toronto fire truck with its sirens blaring is being scorned on social media. A dashcam video posted on YouTube on Monday appears to show a person attempting to cross the median at St. Clair Avenue West and Caledonia Road when he bangs into the side of a fire truck driving over the streetcar tracks.

Then we have...

"I see Annie Sprinkle is deeply involved, as she has been in every “sexuality” trend or cause since the ’70s. She’s basically the Ralph Nader of screwing."

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

The man posing beside Justin Trudeau is not just an average voter. He is the subject of an RCMP investigation, suspected of having participated along with other Quebecers in the kidnapping of two American journalists in Syria in 2013.

On Dec. 18, 2015, just six months after the search warrant at his parents’ home, he posted the picture of the selfie with Trudeau.

And...

Only in Toronto could 20 people witness a man having his penis cut off followed by five gunshots and no one saw or heard anything.

Since there are no snitches, the shooter and stabber are both at large.

"The affordable boat act"

Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat, they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of tax payers. Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt.

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Hmmmm....

The Arab public opinion prefers Clinton’s win by 66 percent while 11 percent prefer Trump’s victory.

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UPDATE: News from the trenches...

"Pollster Frank Luntz announced early Tuesday afternoon that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump may have a realistic chance of winning the state of Michigan in today’s presidential election."

EDWARD SNOWDEN has demonstrated...

...how easy it is to hack into an electronic voting machine still used in several states where voters go to the polls today.

He showed his 2.4 million Twitter followers a video in which experts were able to change the number of votes for each candidate in the computer memory – and also alter the paper-trail backup.

But stuff like that'd never happen... right?

The affidavit by Chelsey Marie Smith accuses Broward County officials of filling out blank absentee ballots to officials who she saw filling the ballots out at the Supervisor of Elections headquarters.

Smith said she was asked to deliver numerous ballots to a secret locked room where employees were filling out the absentee ballots.

Yeah... I'm shocked.

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UPDATE: More voting "irregularities"

WBRE in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania tells Fox News it has received 12 separate complaints from voters in Luzerne County who claim they cast a vote for Trump and the machine switched it to Clinton.

"If voters choose Clinton..."

..."I can live with that for six months...

"...until Kaine takes over..."

But I wouldn’t feel good about myself if I didn’t at least try to help people see the Trump option for what it is – an opportunity to 'drain the swamp'.

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RELATED: Maid in America

Bill Clinton described Santos as the “wonderful woman who runs our home in Washington, without whom Hillary will not be able to serve as secretary of state.”

Forget Huma... here's the real power behind Hillary.

Just another reason, folks...

Or you can go with Hillary's plan to increase Islamic immigration by 500%...

ISIS has called for the "slaughter’ of Americans voting in Tuesday’s Presidential election.

The terror group has called on its followers to attack voters in the election and has told Muslims not to cast a vote.

The new ISIS threats, reported by terrorist monitoring group SITE, were made in an essay published by the terror group's Al Hayat media centre.

Who is the best candidate to deal with this?

No brainer, in my opinion.

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RELATED: The Chicago Way

The system was exposed even before Bernie Sanders lost to Clinton in the Democratic primaries. Clinton's control of Democratic Party superdelegates, those party insiders who were leveraged for her against Sanders, made that clear. Sanders had no chance.

Who's all "crush, kill, destroy" now?

Democrat strategist and President of the Center for American Progress (CAP), Neera Tanden insisted that Hillary should give as many interviews as possible so that, with practice, she would eventually “sound like a human.”

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COMPARE & CONTRAST: Here's the real argument

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RELATED: Bias? What bias?

Yet again, I feel irresistibly compelled......

...to stand with Charles Darwin and Gregor Mendel...

Temia Hairston and Michael Grace Sr. are speaking out against legally armed employees and self defense after their son was killed while attempting an armed robbery.

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COMPARE & CONTRAST: R.I.P. Patrick Gorman

A senseless, unprovoked attack was captured on CCTV, which left a 64-year-old man dead.

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

TORONTO - One man is in hospital in critical condition following shooting in the downtown core and police are working to determine whether a man who showed up at a west-end hospital with a stab wound a short time later is somehow tied to the scene.

And...

A Maryland man, 24, who was in Toronto for a bachelor party, died of his injuries shortly after he was severely beaten early Saturday near College and Bathurst Streets, Toronto police say.

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UPDATE: Oops... missed one

Meanwhile, a third man was shot just after 4 a.m. at Queen St. W. and Brock Ave.

Everybody join hands... "I'd like to buy the world a Coke..."

What could possibly go wrong?

Call me a naysayer... but this seems eerily analogous to how the CIA ended up creating the Taliban...

In a push to hire minority police officers, the Obama administration is asking the nation’s 18,000 law enforcement agencies to forgive drug use, disregard the criminal records of candidates from “underrepresented communities” and lower standards on written and physical exams.

It’s part of the administration’s Advancing Diversity in Law Enforcement initiative following a string of officer-involved shootings involving African Americans.

Now, where can we possibly find a group of under-employed gentlemen who fit this particular bill?

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama is granting clemency to 72 more federal inmates whose sentences will now end earlier than expected.

Obama has been commuting sentences at rapid-fire pace in his final months, including a batch of 98 last week. All told, Obama has granted 944 people clemency, including 324 who were serving life sentences.

The White House says it's more than the previous 11 presidents combined.

Calling Officer Tupac.

We will return to our regular mindless...

...celebutante clamouring of... "Justin, Justin, show us your tits, momentarily"...Huge P.R. screwup as Liberal Party funded media agency mistakenly allows article about rampant criminality into public domain.

Hillary Rodham Jolson

Lawdy me... it do seem dem coloured folk might not like bein' talk down to...

The apparent trend of unenthusiastic black voters comes despite Clinton’s pandering to the constituency through repeated visits to soul food restaurants and black churches in those key states.

Oh, keep reading... it gets folksier (and obviously some old lady's idea of BBBlacker)...

“I stopped in to check him out,” she said in the short clip. “What’d y’all think?” she said with a distinctly different accent.

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RELATED: Pantsuit on fire...

“Hillary Clinton has stated multiple times, falsely, that 17 US intelligence agencies had assessed that Russia is the source of our publications,” he continued. “That’s false; we can say that the Russian government is not our source.”

Can this woman even tell the truth?

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LAST WORD: Past Granny Clinton's best-before date

Hillary Clinton traveled to Winterville, North Carolina today for a rally. She kept calling it Greenville.

This was not lost on her Winterville audience.

That wasn't the only glitch in Hillary's wetware...

There is no Ray Cooper on the gubernatorial ballot in North Carolina. Attorney General Roy Cooper is running, but as the former secretary of state herself once noted, “what difference does it make?”

The sweet tangy fruit...

...of capitalism...

“After you have smashed your BlackBerry, don't forget to wipe the fingerprints from your email server with this non-abrasive, soft microfiber 'Cloth or Something',” the site says.

“Don't wait for a subpoena: order now!”

Of course no coverup is truly complete without Bleachbit's patented Blackberry Hammer.

This 20-ounce, "drastic cyber-measure" pulverizes even the most confidential emails so that "even God can't read them."

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COMPARE & CONTRAST:

James Comey, American Patriot?

I’m hearing several interpretations for these two observations:

1. Comey seemed pro-Clinton when he dropped the initial email case.

2. Comey seems anti-Clinton this week because he announced a new round of investigations right before the election.

Read it all and then you decide.

City of Lights...

...piles of human shit...

“Life here has become unbearable. More than 2,500 squatters were evacuated in September, and now, less than two months later, they’re back. And now that the ‘Jungle’ camp has been closed, things are about to get even worse.”

“The streets are littered with rubbish and faeces. We can hear blood-curdling screams coming from the camp in the middle of the night."

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RELATED: Pardonnez moi, Allah

"A state of emergency in France allows for the closing of places of worship where the preaching risks provoking hate, violence or acts of terrorism."

"Dozens of mosques where radicalism allegedly thrived have been closed and non-citizens, including imams, expelled since the attacks that killed 130 people."

Deck chairs... Titanic.

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COMPARE & CONTRAST: Imagine all the people...

In September 2015, Clinton had called the 10,000-figure for the United States a good start but had urged an increase up to 65,000.

That 65,000-figure is a 550 percent increase from the 10,000 that Obama supported.

It’s important to note, however, that those numbers applied to fiscal year 2016, which ends by Oct. 1, 2016. Clinton has not discussed numbers for the next fiscal year. So it’s possible that 550 percent number may soon be out of date.

Nuff said

Hillary Clinton will lie her ass off... even while standing on sacred ground...

As a United States Senator she was in Washington D.C. at her home in Whitehaven when the first plane hit the World Trade Center.

Two words... BOSNIAN SNIPER.

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COMPARE & CONTRAST:

Compared to the flame-throwing temperament he has demonstrated throughout his current presidential campaign, the most striking revelation of the video from September 11, 2001 — plucked exclusively at POLITICO’s request from the WWOR archives—is Trump’s composure and tone.

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There is a special place in hell for the "Bleachbit(ch)."
(Via Kate)

Consider yourself inspired.

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RELATED: The Dems "best & brightest"

Another email chain dated August 16, 2010 shown to Abedin contained the subject line, “Re: your yahoo acct.” It appeared to warn Abedin that her Yahoo account had been hacked.

“Abedin did not recall the email and provided that despite the content of the email she was not sure that her email account had ever been compromised,” the report said.

Going down?

In the immortal words of Tiger Williams...

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RELATED: Be careful what you wish for...

Well, John Podesta did call on the FBI to start releasing all of the information it had…

Best. Election. Ever.

It could indeed be.