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24 November 2016

Dear Professor Michael... problem solved

Just follow in Barack's moms footsteps and eventually...eradicate whiteness
"A white Ivy League professor has taken to the pages of the Huffington Post to condemn her own race, declaring that she chose never to reproduce because her children would simply inherit white privilege."
Of course, that sounds a bit like eugenics... (maybe she's also a little scared of passing on that vast expanse of forehead?) but horrible problems require drastic (some might say "final") solutions, right?
Michael says that, like Dolezal, she has gone through an extensive phase of trying to eradicate her whiteness.

She lived with a black family for a time, shaved her head, and read exclusively black authors. She also lashed out at those who dared to be white without shame.
Despite all that, it seems Professor Michael hasn't been able to attract a suitable "sperm donor of colour." Perhaps her somewhat unorthodox social views have scared off males of all origins and persuasions.

Of course, for someone who swears they don't want children, she has chosen a curious life's work...
"Today, Michael’s work at Penn continues to have a very racial focus. Her core research interests include 'how white families racially socialize their children,' and her website contains handy links to materials such as '10 Quick Ways To Analyze Children’s Books For Racism And Sexism'."
Maybe it's a blessing this women isn't gonna reproduce.

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Good grief.