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10 November 2016

DEMography

The first thing we do... is burn the neighbourhood to the ground...
“We can’t just do rallies, we have to fight back,” said Lily, a Latina woman from Los Angeles. “There will be casualties on both sides. There will be, because people have to die to make a change in this world,” she continued.
Ah, yes... the old reliable fallback... the "Ferguson Defence."

Meanwhile, back at the ranch... I say we hire Mike Holmes to build us a really impressive wall...
Miley Cyrus swore she would move, emphasizing the fact that, “I don’t say things I don’t mean.” And of course, Lena Dunham was the most clear of all.
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UPDATE: Please don't encourage them...
"MILO says that this offer is genuine and he will indeed pay for Dunham’s one-way ticket to any Canadian destination of her choosing. Dunham has not yet responded to MILO’s extremely generous offer."
I'm just gonna hope PM-to-be Kevin O'Leary has a plan to deal with this imminent disaster.