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27 January 2020

Maybe it was Colonel Mustard...

...in the conservatory... with a lead pipe...insert alt text here
"Cops characterized the slaying as gang-related but would not elaborate whether Kelly was known to police, was specifically targetted or had any gang affiliations."
It's not exactly clear how cops are "hunting" these suspects if they don't have any sort of physical description. Hells bells, they won't even release a picture of the victim.

Meanwhile, the mainstream media continues to hope beyond hope, that everyone involved... this time... is a pasty-faced Presbyterian from upper Rosedale.

I mean, you'd think they'd have to be... to afford those $2000 restricted rifles that Justin is going to confiscate.

It's a mystery.