Diary of an Axe-Murderer

Hey, Gomer... you thought McNuggets came from test-tubes?

It doesn't take that long. There's never as much blood as I think there's going to be, either, which is vaguely disappointing.

If I'm going to kill what I love, I want as much as possible to show for it, including ruined clothing.

See also...

"I don’t want to grow up to be a helpless man."

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