Peak Segregation...

it's a Liberal thing...

"While just 7.7 per cent of all children under 14 are Indigenous, they account for 52.2 per cent of all children in foster care • astonishing numbers that demand some sort of response, Indigenous Services Minister Jane Philpott."

Apparently that "response" involves separate drinking fountains because... racism.

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RELATED: The miraculous, restorative power of...

...aboriginal justice...

"His lawyer, Ron Piche, told Justice Barry Morgan that he would be asking for Mr. Pauchay to be sentenced by an aboriginal healing circle."

Special rules for special people... the soft bigotry of low expectations.

With all the evidence showing...

...that more guns in the hands of responsible citizens are linked to less crime, you’d think more liberals would be open-minded about the prospect. After all, it’s the left that claims to champion data-driven decisions and the scientific method.

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RELATED: Sorry, feminazis...

"Trying to make men more like women does not result in less toxic masculinity. It results in more. Bad men become good when they are no longer bad, not when they are no longer men."

You mean "ILLEGAL"... right?

Last year, the Immigration and Refugee Board (IRB) had the capacity to hear 24,000 claims per year, but received more than 52,000 total new asylum claims — half of which were from irregular migrants.

Eighty-three percent empty...

...much like their black hearts...

"The belief they could fill a hockey arena is the worst kind of vanity. Had the event taken place at a smaller venue, the Clintons’ diminishing appeal would not have been quite so obvious."

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LEAVE IT TO BEAVER-HUNTER:

"Bill Clinton took 26 junkets with deviant Jeffrey Epstein. Trump banned him from Mar-a-Lago."

Simply nature's way...

...of thinning the herd...

OTTAWA - Health Canada says consuming human placenta could lead to bacterial or viral infections in mothers or their babies. The risk is higher if someone ingests the placenta of another person.

Imagine my surprise. They'll shun a rib-eye... but scarf down human placenta.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Home birth advocates say a lotus birth eases the baby’s transition into the world, but doctors worry about the risks of infection from keeping a newborn attached to what is essentially dead tissue.

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Wei Zhang, an alleged associate of Jin Zhang came to Canada in 1992 and became a permanent resident in 2003 despite a criminal record that included a weapons offence, an Immigration and Refugee Board case shows.

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RELATED: I'm sure it's a coincidence...

Earlier this week, Trudeau defended his appearance at the fundraiser by saying he was trying to entice foreign investment into Canada.

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LAST WORD: What's up with France?

In July, a health department study showed cases of chlamydia and gonorrhea -- two common STIs -- tripling in France between 2012 and 2016, with 15-24 year-olds particularly affected.

Tougher Love

Call the tune... pay the piper...

A special team called Scorpion drivers have been trained in tactical contact. The Metropolitan police said there had been a 36% reduction in thefts that involved mopeds or scooters since the tactics were adopted last year.

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UPDATE: Ya feelin' lucky, punk?

"Everyone in Britain is loving the police’s latest PR move: ramming criminals as they try to escape on mopeds — then posting the video footage on social media."

From the genius who brought you...

.."the budget will balance itself"...

“The GM Oshawa plant closing is proof that government bailouts never work and Canadian taxpayers always lose.” Out of the $4 billion Canada offered in loans, bailouts and stock purchases, most agree it didn’t pay off in the end.

“Look how badly Trudeau’s investment in the Kinder-Morgan pipeline has gone already,” he said. “Canadian taxpayers just got shafted again for billions.”

Justin's Post-National state

Black Friday Sale... slashing everything...

"As soon as the employees in the store realised what was happening, they picked up three swords and threatened the robbers."

Lest you imagine this was an isolated incident... and here's the rub...

The RCMP recommended Dennis Galloway be prosecuted for unsafe storage and careless use of a firearm. RCMP Staff Sgt. Lee Omilusik emphasized that police in no way condone vigilante behaviour.

Well... only under certain circumstances.

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RELATED: They don't call it "the Jungle"...

...because of the lush vegetation...

"A man in his 20s is in hospital after being shot early Sunday morning in the area of Lawrence Avenue West and Allen Road."

And the mayhem continues to spread...

Durham police are searching for suspects after a man was shot in Ajax Sunday night, near Rossland Road and Harwood Avenue.

$450,000 taxpayer "Safety Break!"

Remember... never a penis and a vagina shall meet... oh wait... Bruce McArthur was a gay serial killer...

"Olivia Nuamah, executive director of Pride Toronto said the talks will be a "deep dive" into the experiences of safety and security of the LGBTQ community across Canada. She said the second step will be a research and analysis process to come up with solutions."

How about "promiscuous drug fuelled-sex with strangers isn't always a good idea?" Oh, you can have that one for free, Olivia.

Or we could use that money to hire half a dozen cops for a year...

A 46-year-old man, Harry Rajkumar, who is known to police, is wanted for attempted murder, assault with a weapon and aggravated assault in a violent attack on a 37-year-old woman and her 16-year-old daughter at a Scarborough highrise Friday evening.

Hmmm... wonder who that could be?

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Feds paid Facebook $40,000 for ad showing how to cook chicken nuggets.

I got nuthin'.

I can't wait for the PM...

...to start taking guns away from farmers, hunters & target shooters...

"The woman was rushed by ambulance to a trauma centre. Some news reports suggested she was shot in the abdomen. The shooter was described as a male with light black skin, six feet tall, wearing a dark green, three-quarter length jacket with a hood."

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RELATED: Well... there's a clue...

An unidentified man in his 30s has died after a shooting in Hamilton in the Lincoln Alexander Pkwy. and Upper Paradise Rd. area.

Just another couple inner city irregular firearms enthusiasts.

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RELATED2: No gun, no problem...

A man in his 20s was rushed to hospital via emergency run following a stabbing in Scarborough late Friday night. Police initially said that the victim had life-threatening injuries and was losing consciousness at the scene.

The usual suspects.

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LAST WORD: Perhaps Justin should be offering...

...Gangbanger 101 classes...

An investigation has determined that the shooters mistook Jason Ramkishu for someone else, Peel Regional Police revealed Friday. Investigators believe a man shot earlier this week was the target the gunmen were actually seeking.

Oopsie.

♫"Hurry Boy..."

"...she's waiting there for you..."♫

Afterwards, Wallace was gobsmacked by her reaction, or lack thereof, to the carnies: “So if I noticed or didn’t, why does it have to be my deal? What, because there’s assholes in the world I don’t get to ride the Zipper?”

She handled the “asshole” carnies in a very effective way. She did as she pleased, and did not give them the satisfaction of preventing her from having fun.

Never seems to happen in my "hood"...

That ambiguous, unremarkable... "group of males"... they sure do get around...

In the video, a group of people can be seen in a parking lot near Jane St. and Driftwood Ave. At around 3:55 a.m., three masked males with guns confront the group, demand cash and property.

The 29-year-old victim falls to the ground between two parked vehicles. Shortly after, all three suspects can be seen to approach him, stand over him and fire.

Of course, up in the "northwest" end of the city... this is called "Tuesday"...

"A shooting in the city’s Jane and Finch neighbourhood has sent a male victim to hospital."

Snitches... stitches... you know the deal.

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RELATED: Cue Black Lives Matter, Toronto...

...in three, two...

According to the SIU, Toronto Police Service officers went to an apartment building on Willowridge Road near Martin Grove Road and Eglinton Avenue shortly after 11 p.m. to arrest a 23-year-old man.

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LAST WORD: BANGERS GET BANGED

A former Danish gang leader, Nedim Yasar, 31, who produced a memoir detailing how he left a life of crime has been fatally shot just a day before his book's release.

Of course, if you spank your kids...

...the CAS will take them away from you...

"The historic case involves minor girls from Michigan, Illinois and Minnesota, including some who cried, screamed and bled during the procedure and one who was given Valium ground in liquid Tylenol to keep her calm, court records show."

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

“Are we going to draw the line at female genital mutilation, or are we going to ignore this and draw the line at child brides? Or domestic violence? Or throwing gays off of buildings? When are we going to draw the line? This is the place where we need to make our stand.”

In other quaint cultural rituals news...

"One person suffered life-threatening stab wounds and at least five others were injured after audience members charged the stage and brawls broke out during rapper Pusha T's concert in Toronto Tuesday night. Videos show audience members throwing drinks at one of the performers before part of the crowd jumps a barrier and rushes onto the stage."

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Up to 3,000 foreign doctors in the UK are having background checks after it emerged a fake psychiatrist was able to practice with no qualifications for 22 years.

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RELATED: I blame Donald Trump...

Facebook allowed a child bride to be sold to the highest bidder before the social network finally decided to take action against the post over two weeks later, according to charity organization Plan International, which called the Facebook auction “beyond belief.”

The 16-year-old was sold by her family in South Sudan through Facebook, who ended up reportedly receiving “500 cows, three cars, and $10,000.”

Say, Chief... how about you tell us...

...a little bit more about the makeup of these violent gangs...

"Gang violence is at root of record number of slayings this year, Police Chief Mark Saunders says."

Just spitballin' here, but I'm gonna guess none of this years shooters, or shootees were on the University of Toronto debate team.

And, curiously, seems it's always the guys with the way cool street names who get lit up...

Residents say the Toronto Community Housing building is a violent drug den, where they live with bed bugs and homeless squatters defecate in stairwells. The murdered man, who went by the nickname Gucci, was involved in drugs.

Yesssirrreee... it's a mystery...

Less than three weeks before Neeko Mitchell was shot to death outside a Rexdale community centre, a rap video appeared on YouTube. It featured the man accused of ordering his murder boasting his “goons shoot when I say so.”

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UPDATE: Dunkley goes down...

Toronto gang leader and rapper Jermainee Dunkley, 34, sobs after jury convicts him of first-degree murder. Dunkley's legal troubles are not over. Last year, police in Hamilton charged Dunkley with first-degree murder in a 12-year-old case.

Oh, Jermaine... they love crybabies in federal slam.

READY PLAYER NONE

"A family whose teenage son died, honored his memory in an unusual wake: His corpse was positioned in a chair facing a television screen, a video game controller in hand and his favorite snacks next to him."

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RELATED: The 2018 tiebreaker...

"A man has died following a shooting in Scarborough's West Hill neighbourhood in the Kingston Road and Lawrence Avenue area Sunday. On Monday, police identified the victim as 23-year-old Cardinal Licorish of Ajax."

Let's suppose you don't want...

...the government to know how much dope you're smoking... what are the options...

Among the many shoppers on Thursday, a fourth-year university student said he preferred to buy from this [illegal] dispensary to avoid the delivery problems that bedevil the provincial cannabis store. Also, he didn’t want the transaction to appear in his banking records.

“It’s just too much of a hassle … it’s all about convenience for me.

Justin's Tru-Dope stores didn't shut down illegal sources of marijuana... it just made them look better by comparison.

C'mon Ron... pull the other one

Apparently Toronto Police are too timid to use the "B" word...

“We’re upset as everyone is in these communities to see the level of violence that’s taking place and the total disregard for innocent victims by the shooters,” Taverner said in an interview. “We need the help of the public. When they know of people who have guns or they know of people who are involved in shootings, they need to come forward.”

Schrodinger's Job™

Former EOD Tech here. We had a saying:
"Anyone can disarm a bomb... ONCE..."

I'm With Her

I just wanna know what happens when she gets really, really angry...

"Actress and model Emily Ratajkowski is back with another powerful political opinion, this time on the importance of wearing a “string bikini” to protest."

Meanwhile, in other "not a first world problem" news...

"A 12-day-old baby in India was snatched from his mother's arms and killed by a monkey in search of food, the latest attack in what's becoming an increasing primate problem in certain areas of the country."

I bet they do

Saudi Arabia seeks death penalty for Khashoggi murder suspects.

Ain't no flies...

...on Stefanie Marotta, Staff Reporter...

Brampton man Jason Ramkishun, 23, died after he was shot and his vehicle ran off the road into a ditch in Mississauga. Police are treating the case as a homicide.

As opposed to all those other freakish, accidental highway shooting deaths, I guess.

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RELATED: The notorious northwest end of Toronto

The eruption of gunfire early Wednesday involving at least four guns and as many as 20 bullets fired killed Yohannes Brhanu, 22, of Toronto, and brought the city’s homicide count to 89 in 2018, the highest on record since since 1991 — with six weeks remaining in the year.

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LAST WORD: Usual suspects... usual victims.

Toronto police have identified a suspect, Kyler Johnson, 23, wanted in connection with the murder of a 22-year-old man at a Corktown apartment building this past summer.

"The reason it happened is..."

"...really quite prosaic: a recession hit in the 1970s, and the job market in academe collapsed. Fancy-pants post-structuralism was the ticket to ride for ambitious, beady-eyed young careerists on the make"...

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RELATED: What is the iGen?

Those children are growing up more slowly. By the age of 18, they are less likely to have a driver's licence, to work in a paying job, to go out on dates, to drink alcohol or to go out without their parents compared to teens in previous generations.

The end of an era

Harley’s longtime bread and butter has been Baby Boomers, those who grew up enamored with the outlaw image to the point that they were willing to spend $20,000 or more on the bikes and leather
to live out that image.

But the Boomers are getting older, increasingly physically unable to ride or dying out entirely.

Of course, there's always this.

And a cry rang out through the land...

...“Dear God, please, yes”...Or there's always the other "wonder woman"...

Despite being heavily edited so she spoke for little more than 45 seconds, Michelle Obama sounded more like a millennial girl chatting on Snapchat than a former First Lady.

Throughout her responses to ABC’s Robin Roberts, she repeatedly said “like,” “you know?” “um,” and even, “dude.” Overall Obama said “you know” 10 times, “like” 9 times, and “um,” “yeah,” and “what?” another five times.

And I'm a teenage lesbian...

...trapped in an old man's body...

The Ohio Islamic Coalition for Gustatory Choice offers various training programs to help "people of faith, conscience, and goodwill connect their pro-pork values with activism."

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RELATED: Atheist Clergy... it's a thing

The United Church in Canada, perhaps the quintessential Protestant faith in this country, making a virtue out of easy-peasy belief — the church that stands for nothing which requires rigour or temperance — has tumbled more than most.

Lest we forget

Do you know someone who enlisted in World War I in Canada?

•• Search the WWI CEF database ••

Do you know a Canadian killed while serving his country?

•• Search the Commonwealth War Graves database ••

My wife's grandfather, a member of the Canadian Cyclist Battalion, (pictured, in the kilt) was wounded by German shelling and carried around shrapnel from WWI for the rest of his life.

And he was one of the lucky ones... two of my grandfather's older brothers (with four young children between them) were killed in Belgium and France, respectively.

Apparently, Black Lives Matter Toronto...

...was unavailable for comment... this time...

It has angered Toronto Police and shocked a community. All three gunman stood over a man they had already shot and each unloaded their handguns into him again.

At what point do we admit...

...this isn't about inanimate chunks of steel...

This is Shakeil Wheatle’s second murder of an innocent stranger in the Lawrence Heights community. Both victims were unarmed, law-abiding men with no criminal records.

Wheatle’s lawyer, Gabriel Gross-Stein, offered an apology to the Engelbrecht family on behalf of his client. The judge suggested it might have more meaning if it came from Wheatle himself — but he declined the opportunity.

Wheatle, Wheatle... that sounds so familiar.

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RELATED: Making guns "super, double illegal"...

...isn't the answer...

California, where a gunman killed 12 people in a bar in Thousand Oaks on Wednesday night, has some of the strictest gun laws in the country.

The authorities had the shooter examined for mental illness back in April... and then just let him go with firearms privileges intact. Just like Canada's "catch & release" legal apparatus, the system failed.

You don't stop drunk driving by banning cars.

A long-awaited service to humankind...

...demonstrating that even balding, diminutive, slightly amphibian-looking men can get laid...

OTTAWA - Former Conservative MP Tony Clement says he has engaged in more than one inappropriate online exchange. In a letter to constituents posted on his website Clement says the exchanges led to multiple acts of infidelity.

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions.

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RELATED: Andrew Scheep earns his nickname...

Scheer said PC members hold each other to the highest standards but “these types of things” can happen.

Really, Andy? Do tell.

Your money...

...his "feminist" pipedream...

"Foreign aid from Western countries including Canada went toward building medical clinics without electricity or water, schools without children and buildings that literally melted away in the rain, a U.S. watchdog agency says."

Afghanistan... there's a shocker.

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RELATED: The New Caliphate...

...coming to a neighbourhood near you...

French Prime Minister Edouard Philippe said anti-Semitic acts in France jumped by 69 percent in the first nine months of 2018. As Breitbart Jerusalem reported, almost 5,000 French Jews emigrated to the Jewish State in 2016 alone. They departed after a record year for anti-Semitic attacks in 2015.

You don't need a Weatherman.

Justin Trudeau to crack down on...

...farmers, hunters... wait a minute... that's the big bust at the border where they wouldn't give a name...

"The Oct. 31 arrest of 50-year-old Rima Mansour of Toronto, who is facing 27 gun trafficking charges, led officers to carry out 13 search warrants in Toronto and neighbouring Peel and Durham regions."

Just another "irregular firearms owner."

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RELATED: Smell the "cultural relativity"

"If this was Fred Smith, avid deer hunter & target shooter, CBC would be planning a four part Marketplace "Tools of Satan" extravaganza. They'd be following poor Freddie to the crapper."

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LAST WORD: Register social workers, not guns...

A mental health crisis team chose not to involuntarily commit Thousand Oaks gunman Ian David Long for mental health evaluation and treatment in April of this year.

So, they had him, they assessed him... they let him go. How about we eliminate drunk-driving by banning cars?

Obstructionist?

You ain't seen nothing yet...

The bottom line is that the balance of power has shifted tonight, and now the Democrats decisively control one half of one branch of government, a part of the government with considerable power.

I know the Democrats are all about tearing down Trump... but does anybody know what they're actually for?

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RELATED: The lunatic left...

...and the wages of derision...

During a Weekend Update segment on the left-wing show, Davidson showed the audience a photo of Crenshaw wearing his eye patch and said he looked like a “hitman in a porno movie,” adding, “I’m sorry, I know he lost his eye in war, or whatever.”

The backlash was immediate.

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LAST WORD: The gold is in the comments...

Remember the movie ‘Weekend at Bernies?' Get ready for ‘2 Years at Ruthies!'

The usual suspects

A man who was shot in Oakwood Village on Monday afternoon has now been charged in connection with the fatal shooting of Samatar Farah last year. Shaquan McLean, 24, was taken to hospital with serious injuries, and police realized he was wanted in connection with Farah’s murder.

That sounds so familiar...

The alleged shooter, Luther Downey from Windsor, has been charged with attempted murder, possession of a firearm without a licence and reckless discharge of a firearm.

ONE OF BARACKS BUDDIES FROM THE OLD DAYS?

Speaking to law school students at the University of Tehran, the 85-year-old Farrakhan said “America has never been a democracy,” and also led a “Death to Israel” chant at the end of his talk.

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RELATED: Do the media even care?

The picture accompanying the article features a banner clearly stating that Muslims want to literally hang Asia Bibi. The CBC captioned it as “protesters shout slogans against Asia Bibi."

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LAST WORD: I got nuthin'

From the self-same folks...

...who gave Omar Khadr $10,000,000...

OTTAWA — The federal government says it shortchanged hundreds of thousands of veterans and their survivors over seven years, and is preparing to compensate them a total of $165 million.

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RELATED: It's only money... right?

And Larry Flynt wept

You've come a long way ba... wait a minute...

"A diverse group of women stripped off for photographs with just a ballot covering their privates as part of a campaign to urge people to vote Democrat in the upcoming midterm elections."

Here's a thought... how about a gaggle of naked women with AR15s?

We could title it..."EVERYDAY FEMININE PROTECTION."

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Brought to you by...

...the folks who want to tear down Gab...

Twitter is apologizing for the fact that "Kill all Jews" appeared as a trending topic on its platform Friday. Twitter said the phrase should not have appeared on the trending topic list and that "we’re sorry for this mistake."

Hey, Twitter... how about this one?

In a Dataminr search of Twitter posts since Inauguration Day containing the phrase "assassinate Trump"... more than 12,000 tweets came up.

So who exactly is hating on who?

During the past 22 months, not one person caught or identified as the aggressor in an anti-Semitic hate crime has been associated with a far right-wing group, Mark Molinari, commanding officer of the police department’s Hate Crimes Task Force, told me. “It’s every identity targeting every identity.”

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

By my roughly rounded calculation, that’s one death by terrorism per 29,700 Muslims in America vs one death per 2 million “whites”.

I can't wait for the CBC to...

...start calling them "irregular firearms owners"...

Three men suffered serious gunshot wounds after gunfire erupted in East York and downtown Toronto early Thursday. A fourth man is fighting for his life after being run down by a car in North York following a gunbattle barely 12 hours earlier.

As of Oct. 28, prior to these latest incidents, police statistics show there have been 342 shooting occurrences so this year in the city — nearly eight per week. There have also been 453 victims of shootings this year — just over 10 per week.

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RELATED: The usual suspect...

A warrant has been issued in the springtime shooting of a man in the city’s north end. On Friday, a Canada-wide warrant was issued for the arrest of Richie Blackwood, 43, of Toronto.

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RELATED2: No gun... no problem...

On Monday, police said Tamar Gayle, of Toronto, has been charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, assault with a weapon, two counts of failing to comply with probation and failing to comply recognizance.

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LAST WORD: Firearms smuggler nailed at border...

...apparently, though... we're not allowed to know her identity.

It's only hypocritical if...

...you're a Republican...

Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto (D) reacted to the Saturday synagogue attack by stressing his belief that armed security is the wrong answer to attacks on vulnerable places of worship.

...wait a minute...

"I've been advised by (former Mayor) Tom Murphy and the police chief (Regina McDonald) that there is a need for on-duty officers to be with me,” Peduto said.

Because... shut up!!!

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LAST WORD: I blame Donald Tru...

...wait a minute...

Islamists were responsible for a massive 84.27 per cent of terror killings in the West in 2017, with 66.67 per cent of the perpetrators coming to their target country from abroad.

Come for the exotic cuisine...

...stay for the firefight...

TORONTO - Two people are in hospital after separate shootings at opposite ends of the city early Thursday morning. No arrests have been made in connection with either shooting.

In case you think this was an isolated incident...

Police say shell casings and a firearm were seized and two men taken into custody. Const. David Hopkinson tells 680News that “more than 10 shots” were exchanged in the gunfire and it’s incredible that no one was seriously injured or killed.

No suspects described or indentified in either incident because... racism.

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IN OTHER MULTI-CULTURAL NEWS:

Oh, c'mon... it's not like people are starving to... sweet baby jebus...

India has unveiled the world's tallest statue, which cost 29.9bn rupees (£330m; $430m) to build.

Gujarat is a bronze-clad tribute to independence leader Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel.