...in federal lockup... it's called
"Drop the Soap"...
A 22-year-old Lebanese medical student who regards Sept. 11 as a "beautiful day" is in custody after placing a backpack containing what he thought was an explosive device into a Wrigleyville trash can, federal authorities said Monday.
Sami Samir Hassoun, of the 4700 block of North Kedzie, has been charged with one count each of attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction and attempted use of an explosive device, the Federal Bureau of Investigation's Chicago office said.
"I will f*** Chicago. I will shake Chicago," the criminal complaint quotes Hassoun as saying.
Oh, baby... I sure hope you don't like being on top.