Eeney-meeny-miney-mo-hammed

Talk about having your goat and eating it too...

-- KABUL -- The Taliban waging a vicious insurgency in Afghanistan have signalled a willingness to cooperate with international forces, the United Nations and rights groups to investigate civilian deaths.

A committee "should be formed to assess the very issue and conduct investigations into the civilian casualties across the country", the Taliban said in a statement late Sunday.

Uh... yoohoo, guys... over here...

-- KABUL, Afghanistan -- Taliban militants stoned a young couple to death for adultery after they ran away from their families in northern Afghanistan, officials said Monday.

Oh, right... that's different.

The capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah."