Would the last sane person...

...leaving Britain... please remember to bring the Union Jack?

-- Work is to start on a giant sculpture of a naked woman which is to be carved into the Northumberland landscape.

The "Goddess of the North" will be made from 1.5 million tonnes of earth from the Shotton mine, near Cramlington.

It is estimated it will take two years to construct and cost £2.5m.

I don't get it.