Timely Pop Quiz

As the mainstream media, once again, tears the Conservative party a new asshole... try to find the missing word here.

I'll give you a hint... it begins with an "L".

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RELATED: In other "Lotus Land" news...

"Vancouver ... where even homeless chickens can find a social worker."

Tell me these dumb bunnies aren't inhaling.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Why not make them set a bond for the privilege of sponsoring a chicken?"

I'm waiting for someone to set up a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Flightless Urban Fowl.