-- TORONTO -- "Reports suggested the driver was going through red lights with his headlights off. Police reportedly set up a roadblock and opened fire when the driver steered his car at them." --Hey, Gomer... you call the tune... ...don't be too surprised somebody punches your dance card.
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UPDATE: Guided missile driver id'd
"Ontario's Special Investigations Unit (SIU) is continuing to probe the circumstances surrounding the death of 50-year-old Wieslaw Duda of Mississauga."**********
RELATED: Count Ignatieff to whip vote...
...on "Farmer Bob Rifle Registry"... 'cos it's obviously time to kick a little duck hunter, target shooter, sheep farmer ass...
-- OTTAWA -- Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff says he’ll require his caucus to oppose the next vote to scrap the controversial long-gun registry.Uh, Michael... does this mean we get our "two billion dollars" back?
He says a new Liberal government would also eliminate fees for new licences, renewals and upgrades.
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LAST WORD: Paging Corrections Canada
Here's a thought. Just lock everything up tight & leave them there.
They'll figure it out in a day or so.