"...by real Michael Ignatieff, in order to update him on snappy news items such as 'days I have been wrongfully detained: 2,782'. Unfortunately, fake Omar has been disturbingly unspecific about the events leading to his arrest and capture."Good grief... let me count the ways...
"Now that he has a medium to run a public relations campaign, perhaps he can let us all in on the untold 'true story'."
