I dunno folks... this one...

...sounds kinda familiar...

"As you smile your silver tooth accuses you. I was at a counter with my friend when three armed al Shabaab ordered me to follow them," he added.

"I am afraid they want to make money from taking all this precious metal."

Meanwhile... in other "Religion of Peace" news...

-- Aug. 10 (Bloomberg) -- Bomb attacks near Baghdad and outside the northern Iraqi city of Mosul killed at least 41 people and left more than 230 wounded, according to state-run Press TV in neighboring Iran.

*