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10 May 2009

CANADA

Land of broken dreams...
The low point for Michael came just this week, when his coronation ceremony was interrupted by reporters asking questions about one of his associates.

Michael told us that the 'snakehead', or handler who had promised to protect him from this kind of thing had suddenly disappeared for mysterious 'surgery'.

Left alone to face a hostile press for the first time, Michael did the only thing he could - he ran away.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Well, we know for sure there will be no early election."

"It will take months for the liberals to wash the Ruby off the bottom of their shoes."
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RELATED: Hey, Ruby... blame it on racism

That usually works... here in Canada.

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