Michael Ignatieff...

...the Hulk Hogan of Canadian politics... open, inclusive and worldly wise.

...FRICK...

Although party organizers got the okay from both Rae and LeBlanc to open up the debate, Ignatieff's camp held out.

Ignatieff maintained the media blackout was up to the party.

...FRACK...

"The Conservatives better look out because we are coming back," Ignatieff said. "If Stephen Harper had a spy in that room, he would be a worried man tonight."

Sure thing Mikey... now show us those big pythons.

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