Seriously, I can't wait for next weeks...

..."preventing your baby from being stolen and replaced with a changeling" initiative.

Hey, Petey... if your 50 seat airliner falls out of the sky and plunges into a lake at 200 kilometers per hour... trust me, water wings are the least of your worries.

Air Canada Jazz’s decision to drop inflatable life vests from its flights is "asinine," Halifax-area MP Peter Stoffer said Saturday.

"They’re removing life vests?" he asked. "Are they nuts?"

Anybody spare Chicken Little here a valium?

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