It's not, as you might guess...

...an Elmore Leonard crime thriller...

Two men appeared in court in Windsor Thursday on attempted murder charges in connection with the weekend shooting of Lucky Suites.

Gytteau Nerestant, 29, and Yvenel Billy, 23, both of Toronto, were arraigned Thursday.

It's just another day in Dalton McSlippery's "no such thing as a bad boy" Ontario.

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