The Harper Diaries

A brief peek inside the scary, hidden agenda...

Happy Thanksgiving, diary. What am I thankful for?

My health. My wonderful wife and beautiful children.

And my iron grip on the nation's highest office. Also, the fact the Liberals are fighting like the Hatfields and McCoys. And, of course, the general ineptness of Gilles Duceppe. And how when Stephane Dion speaks English, he still sounds like a snooty French waiter. And Duceppe's bulgy eyes.

Oh, and the chef at 24 Sussex. That man can work miracles with butter.

(via my conservative dreamworld)