THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'KITCHENER' TEENAGERS...

-- "Kitchener teenager Manav Kotak, 18, has been charged with armed robbery, pointing a firearm and disguise with intent in connection with a months-long investigation into an armed home invasion in a southwest Aldershot neighbourhood earlier this year. Authorities say the other three suspects are still at large." --

And...

-- "A TTC electrical worker was stabbed while on break in an 'unprovoked attack' near Bloor-Yonge subway on Friday morning, the head of the transit agency says. The victim and the suspect were not known to each other." --