COME FOR THE BARREL RACING... STAY FOR THE 'PENETRATING TRAUMA'...

-- "Calgary Police are searching for suspects after multiple people were stabbed in what officials said was a targeted attack at the Euroslide, one of the rides on the Stampede Midway. Two other individuals were victims of the same attack on the Midway. Police do not believe the incident to be random, and the suspect remains at large. " --

It ain't the only cutlery-related incident...

-- "One person is hurt and another is in custody following a stabbing at a downtown Calgary park on Monday afternoon." --