ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "A semi-automatic handgun has been seized in connection with a shooting near Cosburn and Greenwood avenues in East York. Owen Bayi Makouangou, 22, and Guy-Christophe Bangoura, 26, have been arrested." --

The new normal...

-- "Newly obtained video shows the moment three suspects robbed a cellphone store in Etobicoke on Wednesday afternoon. Police have not released any suspect information." --

Shhhsh... we don't say 'Jane & Finch'...

-- "A male has been rushed to hospital after a shooting in Black Creek. No suspect descriptions have been released." --