THE OLD WAYS ARE OBVIOUSLY THE BEST...

-- "At least 56 people have been killed in a crush at a football match in Guinea's second-largest city, Nzérékoré, the government says. Events unravelled following a contested decision by the referee. Local media said police had used tear gas after supporters of the visiting team, Labé, threw stones towards the pitch in anger at the referee." --

The traditional vomiting and diarrhea...

-- "Three people have died and at least 32 were hospitalised in the Philippines after eating an endangered sea turtle cooked in stew. While it is illegal to hunt or consume sea turtles under the Philippines’ environmental protection laws, the marine creatures are still eaten as a traditional delicacy in some communities." --