-- "On Tuesday, the US Attorney's Office for the District of Colorado announced the indictments of three left-wing suspects accused of staging a hate crime hoax during the 2023 Colorado Springs mayoral run-off election to smear the white Republican candidate in the race." --
It gets better...
-- "After the initial election but before the run-off, Bernard, a convicted murderer, sent a message to the other defendants explaining that he was "mobilizing my squad in defense." --
Whoopi Goldberg says, 'Hold my beer'...
-- "It wasn’t long before the bakery’s owner, Jill Holtermann, denied Goldberg’s claim, telling Entertainment Weekly that it was not because of political reasons, but because 'we were having trouble with our boilers.'" --